Mike's massage (masseurfinder) in DC

[Guest EdInDC]

I saw Mike Friday evening, just FYI...

 

https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/mikemike.shtml

 

Pros:

those are his real pictures

he is taller than he seems in the pics, probably 6'1

he is friendly, cheerful, laughs a lot

 

Cons:

he gives a soft massage, even asked him to give more pressure but nothing changed

he doesn't speak English well at all. He's been in the US for 3 months. (from Czech Rep)

he talks a lot during the massage

he invites you to jerk yourself off and touch him but not his genitalia (east european hangups?)

 

Overall:

meh...find someone else unless you are into worshiping...

[LoveNDino]

I saw Mike Friday evening, just FYI...

 

https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/mikemike.shtml

 

Pros:

those are his real pictures

he is taller than he seems in the pics, probably 6'1

he is friendly, cheerful, laughs a lot

 

Cons:

he gives a soft massage, even asked him to give more pressure but nothing changed

he doesn't speak English well at all. He's been in the US for 3 months. (from Czech Rep)

he talks a lot during the massage

he invites you to jerk yourself off and touch him but not his genitalia (east european hangups?)

 

Overall:

meh...find someone else unless you are into worshiping...

But they seem so willing on all those videos I saw on PornHub?

[Guest EdInDC]

But they seem so willing on all those videos I saw on PornHub?

LOL...so true. Sigh. There are some good ones out there though.

[Mydavid]

he doesn't speak English well at all

 

he talks a lot during the massage

 

So he talks in another language?

[LoveNDino]

LOL...so true. Sigh. There are some good ones out there though.

I actually have considered visiting the Czech Republic. To see the architecture, of course.

[Guest EdInDC]

So he talks in another language?

He speaks a very limited English. Enough to do the work but he doesn't know enough to sustain a conversation. He seems like a smart guy but his English is at the 3rd grade level. He IS in the US to learn English after all.

[Guest EdInDC]

I actually have considered visiting the Czech Republic. To see the architecture, of course.

Hm...my favorite architecture is Belami.

[LoveNDino]

Hm...my favorite architecture is Belami.

What's not to like?

[Capitano]

Hey EdlnDC, thank you so much for taking one for the team and reporting, I wish more members would share their experiences!

 

I am going to DC soon and you probably saved me considerable time, money, and energy. Not to mention the disappointment and frustration when you invest all these hoping for a nice experience and get only a "meh." Or worse.

 

DC seems like Chicago, underwhelming choice of masseurs given the size and wealth of the city :-(. Still trying to identify one worth trying: very good massage, easy going personality and reasonably hot looks, and no hang-ups should we hit it off. I am actually pretty inclusive in the types of looks and personalities that I find attractive and sensuality is not a requirement, it depends on the moment, that is, how I feel that day, and chemistry, so I don't think that's too much to ask . But these hot straight dudes really rub me the wrong way (pun intended), what exactly justifies $160 an hour here? If the massage is lame to the point that you'd rather skip it, you can have private lap dances with two or even three hot guys that you can touch and have a beer along the way for the same amount. And none of that "I am hot and straight, you should be honored that I am rubbing your back" attitude.

 

PS. Just look at how many positive reviews he has accumulated on MF in just over a week, a major red flag.

[Guest EdInDC]

Hi Capitano, PM me if you want some suggestions for DC.