A Public Service...

[Bayman4Fun]

So, I'm bored.

 

Tried scheduling with a masseur, but it didn't work out. Perusing CL, mostly for distraction, and i see this ad.

 

And I though it was a perfect Question to share on this particular forum. I'm sure clients and escorts alike have helpful replies.

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cas/6129296458.html

[+ oldNbusted]

Tastes like chicken!

 

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ba_dum_tss_pirates_band_of_misfits.gif

 

 

(I'm watching my current mancrush, Isaiah Thomas)

[liubit]

Tastes like chicken!

Oh no, no....It tastes like glory, like paradise, like...

[MassageDrew]

I don't think it tastes like anything. Suck on your finger and that's about as close you get. The only taste will come from the guy not being clean or whatever lotion/body oil the guy rubbed all over his cock

[Bayman4Fun]

Wondering if any respondents actually replied to the CL advertiser.

[+ José Soplanucas]

It tastes like dulce de leche. When I have some.

[+ José Soplanucas]

http://g03.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1DbQDOpXXXXXYXpXXq6xXFXXXv/Female-Male-font-b-Penis-b-font-Vaginal-Safe-Oral-font-b-Edible-b-font-Lubricant.jpg

[+ José Soplanucas]

[+ oldNbusted]

I don't think it tastes like anything. Suck on your finger and that's about as close you get. The only taste will come from the guy not being clean or whatever lotion/body oil the guy rubbed all over his cock

 

The last couple of guys I spent time with were so squeaky clean, there wasn't any taste, front or back. I'm not complaining though...

[MassageDrew]

 

Now I need to get one of those mold. Can you imagine the parents' reaction as their kids watch you suck on that? Poor mommy. Daddy will be watching very closely

[+ pitman]

[+ José Soplanucas]

 

Objection! This thread is about the flavor, not the fragrance.

[Bayman4Fun]

The thread was, really, about my amused reaction that someone would post an m4m ad on Craigslist personals asking "what does dick taste like?"

 

I can only imagine what kind of replies he expected, and received.

[Beancounter]

https://media.tenor.co/images/385ef5d99adb444cf29088a9d51b2864/tenor.gif

 

And so tasty, too!

[+ José Soplanucas]

The thread was, really, about my amused reaction that someone would post an m4m ad on Craigslist personals asking "what does dick taste like?"

 

I can only imagine what kind of replies he expected, and received.

 

So what do you imagine?

[Bayman4Fun]

https://media.tenor.co/images/385ef5d99adb444cf29088a9d51b2864/tenor.gif

 

And so tasty, too!

 

Just like candy!

 

THAT would have been an inspired reply to the ad

 

"Are you tired, rundown, listless? Are you unpoopular? Do you pop out at parties? Get your vita-meaty-cock-amin, and join the the happy peppy hoovers......"

[TruthBTold]

Heaven!