What do you dislike most about clients

[AlexThomas]

I think my biggest pet peeve is the ones that don't follow instructions or think I'm at their beck and call 24/7. I have a couple that I have told repeatedly make an appointment yet I still get the random 2am text can you host now.

 

If I want you to make an appointment do it. And I'm not in this profession because I'm desperate so please don't think your god and I should give you a discount.

 

As for age and weight, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I have no issues with either. Everyone needs some love and companionship so I will gladly share no matter who you are or what you look like.

[+ HornyRetiree]

I always enjoy my time with escorts but I can appreciate that some escorts cannot get into getting physical with guys above a certain age. Is there any age that I should realize that I am just too old to play anymore?

 

NO - there are Escorts who are open and accepting and see the inner beauty --- you just need to search and sort.

 

Saw a posting on age and one Escort's oldest client had been 88 --

 

As a 69yo Bear, I count on their being Escorts who look beyond age and body type!!!

[+ HornyRetiree]

 

As for age and weight, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I have no issues with either. Everyone needs some love and companionship so I will gladly share no matter who you are or what you look like.

 

Communicating with Alex Thomas now and assuming he is real and genuine when he says this

[nategrimes]

Generally, it's communication failures: when someone starts messaging me and CLEARLY hasn't read my profile, asks questions that are easily answered through the content I provide therein, wants me to PNP, and the dreaded: "Hi, free now?" In a word: No. I'm hardly ever free "right now." And when I offer to plan ahead, mentioning that I have plenty of time in the coming days... nothing. It's frustrating!

[SuperJunior]

I think it was in a Heinlein novel that a guy was extolling the virtues of older women: "They don't smell, they don't tell, and they're grateful as hell".

A Heinlein reference? This forum is fucking great! BTW, he was referring to widows v. brides, but the sentiment is the same.

[SuperJunior]

by 'ageist guys' do you mean the older ones looking for younger guys? they are so ageist

Right. Ageism is a two-way street.

[Maximus69]

The most difficult thing about clients is really the starting process before you even meet. Their are so many fakes, flakes or time wasters that just get off on wasting an escorts time. As long as you show up when you say you will, that makes you awesome lol, and ill be sure to greet you with a big hug and kisses

 

I see some people above said (old, fat, smelly or rude clients...

so if your fat... doesn't matter to me just more to hold and love

if your rude... I won't be rude back and in return treat you with respect and deal with it

if your smelly... we can lather up our bodies together in the shower

and if your old... WELL you already know I love older men by now

[Jose305]

I met my 1st escort last night and I did everything possible to be a good client. He told me about all the flakes this biz attracts plus the crazies. One think he mentioned how some guys can be very disrespectful towards escorts forgetting they're human too.

[MikeyGMin]

I met my 1st escort last night and I did everything possible to be a good client. He told me about all the flakes this biz attracts plus the crazies. One think he mentioned how some guys can be very disrespectful towards escorts forgetting they're human too.

I believe that being disrespectful most often stems from being deeply insecure about themselves and the fact that they are paying for sex. I have never met a truly confident man in my life who was disrespectful to anyone -- regardless of the situation.

[+ DrownedBoy]

I think it was in a Heinlein novel that a guy was extolling the virtues of older women: "They don't smell, they don't tell, and they're grateful as hell".

 

"They don't yell, they don't tell, and they don't swell."

 

I believe it's a paraphrase from Ben Franklin, who once wrote a letter suggesting that young men get older mistresses.

[Rudynate]

I don't disagree with you, but I do hope a time comes -- relatively soon -- where my libido quiets to the point where I can leave this all behind. I would soooooo like to not be horny. (Awkward phrasing I know.) Obviously this is not the place to find older guys who have lost interest in sex, but I assume they do exist and I would love to be one of them. I mean a genuine loss of interest, not just giving up on trying to satisfy the need. It would feel freeing to me. Like a monkey off my back.

 

I'm just the opposite. When I was a young man, I used to watch how older men chased younger men who weren't interested in them and, like you, I hoped I would lose my interest in sex before I ended up as one of those older men looking foolish and chasing younger men around. So far that hasn't happened. But another thing has happened that is even better. One other thing I used to wonder about is why these older men, who chased very young men and who complained about being lonely and how shallow young men were and all of that, didn't chase men their own age. And at the tender age of 24 or 25, I hoped that when I was 55 or 65 I would be attracted to men my own age. That, fortunately has happened to me. The world is full of hot sexy daddies, who are attracted to other daddies. And I'm one of those. Couldn't have worked out better.

[marylander1940]

I'm such an instigator lol...hey I work with the public too in a different way...I despise rudeness and disrespect #1

 

that and also bad breath or hygiene which I'm sure (in most cases) happens without the client being aware of it.

 

Fat? Old? I hope not.

 

not taking their calls or turning them down at the door would be bad for business.

 

I guess if I had to pick a "thing" I didn't like about clients, it's the ones who aren't interested in spending time with you, but still drop you a line to criticize your body, photos, style, preferences, grammar – you name it. That will never stop bugging me, I don't think.

 

If I'm not for you, keep pushin' your cart along; there's so many guys who might be. I don't need to hear you tell me "oh, it coulda been you if only you posted more explicit pics! Or were circumcised! Or were less expensive! Or had bigger feet! Or were taller! Or less tall! Shucks!"

 

 

-t

 

Teasers.... I'm sure many of them can't even afford hiring you and others and they get off by pissing off other guys making plans and now showing up or just promising they'll be calling you soon and not doing it.

 

Is hard to feel sorry about time-wasters but you should because their attitude is nothing but sad.

[marylander1940]

Follow simple directions. I have a day job with varied hours so I can not be on the phone talking about blowing loads on body parts or in holes. I ask people to text which I can do on the downlow at work. Just about everyone has the capability to text. It isnt hard to figure out.

 

Hugs,

Greg

 

I get it but nothing beats a couple of mins phone call to get a feeling... can you place/receive a phone call after work?

[LADoug1]

I'm just the opposite. When I was a young man, I used to watch how older men chased younger men who weren't interested in them and, like you, I hoped I would lose my interest in sex before I ended up as one of those older men looking foolish and chasing younger men around. So far that hasn't happened. But another thing has happened that is even better. One other thing I used to wonder about is why these older men, who chased very young men and who complained about being lonely and how shallow young men were and all of that, didn't chase men their own age. And at the tender age of 24 or 25, I hoped that when I was 55 or 65 I would be attracted to men my own age. That, fortunately has happened to me. The world is full of hot sexy daddies, who are attracted to other daddies. And I'm one of those. Couldn't have worked out better.

 

I wish I had better luck finding older guys who are attracted to older guys. They seem to be in the minority.

[LADoug1]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned negotiators. I think escorts don't like this either.

[big-n-tall]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned negotiators. I think escorts don't like this either.

 

I don't know. That may be conditional for some. I think the majority don't like their hourly rate haggled down. Which is totally understandable. However, I've seen some ads stating overnight rates were negotiable.

 

Also if a working guy has a long standing relationship with a client, depending on that relationship, rates may be negotiated in some cases. There is a guy I see as often as I can. Sadly, yearly, that isn't much. It's an issue of scheduling and to some extent funding... because he can't do incalls and we have travel to a agree upon out of state location.

 

The last time I saw him, I told him I probably couldn't get to see him until late this year or early next. Planned vacation and business related trips would cut into my expenses to meet up. Mind you, I was not negotiating for a cheaper rate. I just stated the reasons why it may be awhile before I saw him again. He being the sweetest guy ever, said that he'd make it easier on me. Without hesitation he said I don't have to pay his overnight rate ever again. All I had to do was get the hotel, travel to the agreed upon spot, give him gas/toll money, and pay for meals. That's it. That's all he wants monetarily from me. He haggled down his own rate just to make it easier for us to see each other more often.

 

In case you are wondering or not... I talked to him about it extensively to make sure what he said, he was ok with it. I didn't want to feel like I was taking advantage of him in any way. He told me it was his decision because he enjoys our time together and would like to see me more often.

 

This is an example of an extremely positive case of negotiation (or something leading to more than a business transaction), but some guys are willing to do it on some level if they feel the client is worth the effort/cost decrease.

[Rudynate]

I wish I had better luck finding older guys who are attracted to older guys. They seem to be in the minority.

 

 

It could be locale. San Francisco has always had a reputation as a good town for older men.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned negotiators. I think escorts don't like this either.

 

Guys who negotiate everything: It's a personality flaw, usually something they (try to) do in all aspects of their life.

 

Sure, they're annoying, but easy to spot, block/ignore and move on from.

[LADoug1]

It could be locale. San Francisco has always had a reputation as a good town for older men.

 

It sure isn't the case in Los Angeles. I wonder why.

[Rudynate]

It sure isn't the case in Los Angeles. I wonder why.

 

And LA has always had the reputation of being youth oriented.

[Maarrkk]

What I dislike on clients?

Those who party a lot specially the snowflake or those who say gonna pay after finish (usually they come all together in one)

Conclusion: I gave a try, he sounded a nice gentleman and didn't work well at the end. He spent 6 hours and paid me 700$. I called many times he answered all the time but always giving an Excuse. I'm not gonna make his life a hell. I just gave up and I know that what you do here you pay here. I think this is so disrespectful because I did my part, I worked 6 hours the money is mine, I'm not calling him to ask for HIS money . The long story short is, after this happened (I was beginner as escorting) I always be careful with those who like to party. Most red flags, but some are open handed. Always asking for the donation before extend to one more hour

[+ José Soplanucas]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned negotiators. I think escorts don't like this either.

 

There is no standard in this business but a huge diversity of business models. There are many escorts that when ask for their fee they respond "how much do you have for me?", openly starting a negotiation. This rarely happens with guys from Rentmen, but it is very common with guys from Adam and back page.

[rocky]

Jesus... that explains my luck lately.

Wow, like wow, sorry I'm not up to your standards. I'm old and I'm fat but not rude, disrespectful or smelly. The reason some escorts are in business is because of old fat guys. I never thought I'd see this type of disrespect here.

[MikeyGMin]

Wow, like wow, sorry I'm not up to your standards. I'm old and I'm fat but not rude, disrespectful or smelly. The reason some escorts are in business is because of old fat guys. I never thought I'd see this type of disrespect here.

Easy. It...was...a...joke. @Keith30309 's retort to @nycman 's sarcastic little quip was one of the best I've seen in months. A literal laugh out loud moment.