What do you dislike most about clients

[Jose305]

I'm such an instigator lol...hey I work with the public too in a different way...I despise rudeness and disrespect #1

[+ Funguy]

Stupidity is #1.

I'm an easy going guy but GEEZE!

 

There are people who are uninformed - ok; not the smartest cookie in the jar - ok; but just plain stupid, I really have a hard time. People, LISTEN TO YOURSELVES!!

[+ nycman]

Rude

Smelly

Fat

Old

 

In that order....then again...I'm just guessing.

[+ Keith30309]

Rude

Smelly

Fat

Old

 

In that order....then again...I'm just guessing.

Jesus... that explains my luck lately.

[Chuckball]

I always enjoy my time with escorts but I can appreciate that some escorts cannot get into getting physical with guys above a certain age. Is there any age that I should realize that I am just too old to play anymore?

[instudiocity]

I always enjoy my time with escorts but I can appreciate that some escorts cannot get into getting physical with guys above a certain age. Is there any age that I should realize that I am just too old to play anymore?

NO!

You should look for the escort who wants you as their client.

[+ poolboy48220]

#1 pet peeve: not following instructions. If I tell you to give me an ETA as soon you leave, and to text me *as soon as* you park, there's a reason for it. So please, follow instructions lol

Well...I texted an escort when I left, and since I was driving, missed his followup text of "Give me a heads-up when you're about 10 minutes away". On the other hand, I was right on time.

[Meo]

NO!

You should look for the escort who wants you as their client.

And they are out there--for every ageist guy I feel like there are TWO who like the older gents!

[big-n-tall]

Rude

Smelly

Fat

Old

 

In that order....then again...I'm just guessing.

 

I mean maybe the average escort isn't into a client being what you listed. However, I've read enough listings to know there are clients and escorts alike who are into the things you list to various degrees. There is something for everybody.

 

Mike Gaite for instance loves older guys and doesn't seem to mind the heavier set either. As for rude and smelly I'm currently at a loss for an example but I betcha I can find one. LOL!

[+ Funguy]

I have said it before, I'll say it again:

Age is in your mind and how you feel.

 

There are escorts for everyone. Younger escorts, older escorts; younger clients and older clients.

 

And we older guys DO NOT JUST GET THE DREGS . . . as I live, love, and breathe, every escort I am with is the best!

 

:rolleyes:

[+ MasssageGuy]

I have said it before, I'll say it again:

Age is in your mind and how you feel.

 

There are escorts for everyone. Younger escorts, older escorts; younger clients and older clients.

 

And we older guys DO NOT JUST GET THE DREGS . . . as I live, love, and breathe, every escort I am with is the best!

 

:rolleyes:

Totally TRUE!

[+ GregM]

Follow simple directions. I have a day job with varied hours so I can not be on the phone talking about blowing loads on body parts or in holes. I ask people to text which I can do on the downlow at work. Just about everyone has the capability to text. It isnt hard to figure out.

 

Hugs,

Greg

[BaronArtz]

I would think - time wasters. Unless if you are an established escort with a client base of regulars who support your lifestyle, you will be spending 2-3 hours on the phone, texting, emailing and just generally HUSTLING for every 1 hour of paid time with a client.

[BaronArtz]

And they are out there--for every ageist guy I feel like there are TWO who like the older gents!

 

Sure. Older clients require less work and they are truly more appreciative for a chance to run their hands, mouth or whatever all over you. I hear they also tip better.

[+ tylerthebadwolf]

NO!

You should look for the escort who wants you as their client.

 

I wish I'd been in here more quickly to make my own shouty reply to @Chuckball. But I'll just have to second (or third, it looks like) this one.

 

If your dick is still making demands, you can find somebody out there to satisfy them.

works in both directions on the age scale, to my mind.

 

 

-t

[+ tylerthebadwolf]

I guess if I had to pick a "thing" I didn't like about clients, it's the ones who aren't interested in spending time with you, but still drop you a line to criticize your body, photos, style, preferences, grammar – you name it. That will never stop bugging me, I don't think.

 

If I'm not for you, keep pushin' your cart along; there's so many guys who might be. I don't need to hear you tell me "oh, it coulda been you if only you posted more explicit pics! Or were circumcised! Or were less expensive! Or had bigger feet! Or were taller! Or less tall! Shucks!"

 

 

-t

[LADoug1]

Rude

Smelly

Fat

Old

 

In that order....then again...I'm just guessing.

 

Fat? Old? I hope not.

[AndreFuture]

I always enjoy my time with escorts but I can appreciate that some escorts cannot get into getting physical with guys above a certain age. Is there any age that I should realize that I am just too old to play anymore?

When you're dead, unless the escort is into necrophilia

[+ poolboy48220]

Sure. Older clients require less work and they are truly more appreciative for a chance to run their hands, mouth or whatever all over you. I hear they also tip better.

I think it was in a Heinlein novel that a guy was extolling the virtues of older women: "They don't smell, they don't tell, and they're grateful as hell".

[Bearofdistinction]

fl

Rude

Smelly

Fat

Old

 

In that order....then again...I'm just guessing.

 

Fat and Old is a Prime Market for Gentleman Callers --- Those who are F&O if they are smart are super clean - pleasant - and respectful =

 

Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned In Kindergarten!

 

---- Young Hot Hung Have More options to spend time with the Young. the Hung and the Beautiful!

 

---OH Pleasant - Clean - Respectful =DUH --What decent folk are suppose to be everyday!

[Jose305]

I guess if I had to pick a "thing" I didn't like about clients, it's the ones who aren't interested in spending time with you, but still drop you a line to criticize your body, photos, style, preferences, grammar – you name it. That will never stop bugging me, I don't think.

 

If I'm not for you, keep pushin' your cart along; there's so many guys who might be. I don't need to hear you tell me "oh, it coulda been you if only you posted more explicit pics! Or were circumcised! Or were less expensive! Or had bigger feet! Or were taller! Or less tall! Shucks!"

 

 

-t

Those clients must be blind and stupid...every escort I've seen online are beautiful wtf!

[MikeyGMin]

I have said it before, I'll say it again:

Age is in your mind and how you feel.

I don't disagree with you, but I do hope a time comes -- relatively soon -- where my libido quiets to the point where I can leave this all behind. I would soooooo like to not be horny. (Awkward phrasing I know.) Obviously this is not the place to find older guys who have lost interest in sex, but I assume they do exist and I would love to be one of them. I mean a genuine loss of interest, not just giving up on trying to satisfy the need. It would feel freeing to me. Like a monkey off my back.

[+ bashful]

They don't smell

 

I think you mean, they don't swell (get pregnant).

[P Gren]

And they are out there--for every ageist guy I feel like there are TWO who like the older gents!

by 'ageist guys' do you mean the older ones looking for younger guys? they are so ageist

[instudiocity]

I guess if I had to pick a "thing" I didn't like about clients, it's the ones who aren't interested in spending time with you, but still drop you a line to criticize your body, photos, style, preferences, grammar – you name it. That will never stop bugging me, I don't think.

 

If I'm not for you, keep pushin' your cart along; there's so many guys who might be. I don't need to hear you tell me "oh, it coulda been you if only you posted more explicit pics! Or were circumcised! Or were less expensive! Or had bigger feet! Or were taller! Or less tall! Shucks!"

 

 

-t

Just FYI, it WILL BE YOU anytime you're near LA!