Sex and Violins

[Zman]

Submitted for your--err--consideration: a new escort ad on craigslist in Los Angeles:

"Here's how it works:

 

I strip down to my underwear and play the violin while you sit and watch. You can watch as long as you want. While I play my violin, you are free to play with me: you can touch me and feel my body, and if you want, you can pull my underwear off and play with my cock while I play. Try to make me cum while I try to keep playing normally

 

Me: blonde hair / blue eyes, 7" cock, smooth body, athletic build.

 

I can host or travel.

 

Looking for gen guys.

"

 

I have no comment other than:

 

(And since links to CL are soon useless, I won't post one. Search for "violinist" and I think you can find him if you're into it. http://www.ourgtn.org/public/style_emoticons/default/violin.gif)

Edited December 16, 2016 by Zman

[bostonman]

Only if he dresses up like Thomas Jefferson.

 

[Despardo]

Could be really sexy--if he can play in tune. This, I believe, is truly a new specialty. Way more lucrative (and fun) than playing in the subway.

[Kevin Slater]

I don't think sex and violence should be marketed together. It's not a message we should be sending to our impressionable youth.

 

http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnw23cUZb71qbjc7fo1_1280.png

 

Kevin Slater

[bostonman]

How about sax, in place of violin?

 

[MikeBiDude]

Maybe short lived but not useless:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/m4m/5918503289.html

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

Maybe short lived but not useless:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/m4m/5918503289.html

 

...and now it is forever: http://web.archive.org/web/20161216060635/http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/m4m/5918503289.html

[AdamSmith]

So nobody willing to touch the obvious crack that the instrument should be the organ?

 

...come up and see my pedalboard...

 

[+ sync]

So nobody willing to touch the obvious crack that the instrument should be the organ?

 

...come up and see my pedalboard...

 

 

Oh, "stop."

[jawjateck]

Compassion dicktates that we should help young artists.

[+ glennnn]

Nice cock! Can I choose the selection to be played? I'm thinking Ravel's Bolero.

[+ DERRIK]

guys stop fiddling around in here

[AdamSmith]

Oh, "stop."

Not for nothing is it called "laying pipe."

 

[buttnovice]

I strip down to my underwear and play the violin

Does he have a G string?

[+ glennnn]

Although I guess any piece with a big climax will do. Perhaps Haydn's Surprise Symphony?

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

He who pays the piper calls the tune.

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

Perhaps the cl advertiser is filling a market niche opened by the recent departure (from LA) of this young man, whose violin you see standing in the corner to the right of the door.

[+ Truereview]

What we think we will get...

http://wixboyle.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/media-3-original-1337022119978364.jpeg

 

What we actually get...

[+ sync]

Not for nothing is it called "laying pipe."

 

 

Mind your swell chamber.

[MikeyGMin]

I think it sounds kind of hot. Just a twist on servicing a guy and I've been known to get into that a time or two (or 100.)

[marylander1940]

Maybe short lived but not useless:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/m4m/5918503289.html

 

beautiful cock!

[+ PapaTony]

Call me a sucker for a plucker...I replied to the ad. Let's see what happens.

[MikeyGMin]

Call me a sucker for a plucker...I replied to the ad. Let's see what happens.

 

Cool. Hope it goes well. Don't forget to report back :-)

[AdamSmith]

Mind your swell chamber.

And all those couplers!

[Zman]

Call me a sucker for a plucker...I replied to the ad. Let's see what happens.

 

Before you meet be sure to ask if there are any strings attached.