What would yinz (escorts) think of this would-be-client?

[marylander1940]

but when you're dealing with someone whose answer to "Which hotel are you staying at?" is "I'm in My Hotel", I'm not sure if I'd call that communication.

 

yes, he texted in My hotel.

 

There's a hotel in Canberra called Hotel Hotel. Like My Hotel, an example of the possibility of saying something that has a general meaning and a very specific meaning. Or even two specific meanings. If you say my hotel you could be

 

or it could be the name of the hotel. The trick is to be aware that there are two meanings (or more) and make an effort to distinguish, and it's easy in the heat of the moment to forget the meaning you are not using and assume that you will be understood. I would like to think that I would have been sufficiently aware to say, 'I'm in a hotel called "My Hotel".'

 

I think he'd be more direct just grabbing escorts by the pussy and anybody else in front of him...

 

A clear example of some of the stuff I deal with haha

 

and now texting makes flaking even easier.

 

"The difficult easy life". 12 testimonies about masculine escorting.

 

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[marylander1940]

Mary, you are hung up on the "quote" thing. I don't find it necessary if I am not responding to you, which in this case I wasn't. I was replying to YoungAD.

 

Miss JJ

 

I know is tough for an old fox to learn new tricks but you can always quote someone to make sure he knows you're talking about him, it's good manners and you can still learn them.

 

Back to the subject, I have a close relationship with an escort just like many of yinz promote keep informed some of your hires about what's going on here. @jimboivyo

 

He texted me: "I'm dealing with this psycho...", I asked him for details and he sent me some screenshots of the messaging.

[marylander1940]

I find it odd that you always seem to have the "inside track" with so many escorts who are willing to share their business details.

 

SO many....?

 

I just keep in touch on a weekly base with one, I occasionally get emails from others asking "how are you doing?", sometimes they have stories to tell, many times they don't.

 

In this case I asked for details and I got screenshots of the conversation with the phone number of this bastard deleted.

 

I find a lot of things ODD on here but not this one, your bar is too low for oddness, expose yourself to the world more

[jjkrkwood]

Miss JJ

 

I know is tough for an old fox to learn new tricks but you can always quote someone to make sure he knows you're talking about him, it's good manners and you can still learn them.

 

Back to the subject, I have a close relationship with an escort just like many of yinz promote keep informed some of your hires about what's going on here. @jimboivyo

 

He texted me: "I'm dealing with this psycho...", I asked him for details and he sent me some screenshots of the messaging.

 

 

LOL, so jimboi is your reference here ? Case closed !

 

Oh, and as for me having good manners, did I ever strike you as the kind of person that cared about THAT ?

[LookingAround]

Wat up wit all this "yinz?" Wth does yinz mean anyway?

[escortrod]

Wat up wit all this "yinz?" Wth does yinz mean anyway?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yinz - "Yinz is a second-person plural pronoun used mainly in Western Pennsylvania including Pittsburgh, but it is also found throughout the Appalachians."

[BabyBoomer]

 

I just keep in touch on a weekly base with one

 

Dario (Spaniard).

 

~ Boomer ~

[marylander1940]

LOL, so jimboi is your reference here ? Case closed !

 

Oh, and as for me having good manners, did I ever strike you as the kind of person that cared about THAT ?

 

let it go... it was a joke.

[hornytwells]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yinz - "Yinz is a second-person plural pronoun used mainly in Western Pennsylvania including Pittsburgh, but it is also found throughout the Appalachians."

They don't teach English in Western Pennsylvania?

[escortrod]

They don't teach English in Western Pennsylvania?

Now now, there's nothing wrong with a bit of dialect.

[marylander1940]

Howdy Yinz! Care to go for some ridin' today

 

Not quite as sexy.

 

with you in a second...

 

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[marylander1940]

They don't teach English in Western Pennsylvania?

 

In Australia some folks call OUR accent Americanese...

 

Now now, there's nothing wrong with a bit of dialect.

 

What do you think of Groundkeeper Willie's accent?

 

[jjkrkwood]

let it go... it was a joke.

 

I tend to think this whole thread is a joke. Maybe we should apply the same advice ? It's already way off track.

[escortrod]

What do you think of Groundkeeper Willie's accent?

I can't say that I've ever heard a real person speak like that, but there are parts of Scotland I haven't visited.

[marylander1940]

I tend to think this whole thread is a joke. Maybe we should apply the same advice ? It's already way off track.

 

You did help taking it off the tracks...

 

and no, the thread is not a joke... is about socially a awkward guy texting a "service provider" (escort) and wasting his time, something some of them have acknowledge happens often.

[marylander1940]

I can't say that I've ever heard a real person speak like that, but there are parts of Scotland I haven't visited.

 

You should post a video on RM with your accent, I'm sure some gentlemen will hire you just for that.

[hornytwells]

I can't say that I've ever heard a real person speak like that, but there are parts of Scotland I haven't visited.

well since escortrod and I are both Scottish, I can say that's one of the worst, most unconvincing scottish accents ever.....

[Maximus69]

I won't lie less than a year ago I would have "entertained" this "client" and tried so hard to be nice and try hard to make this meeting happen even if the client would be difficult like the one in the op. Today I would have stopped texting when the client said his first bye cya... lol

 

You can tell the escort was trying his hardest to be polite throughout the entire exchange even when he was treated not so kind.

 

Im pretty sure this "client" was just playing games and had no serious intention in hiring but kudos to the escort in being professional and not lashing out lol

[YoungAD]

Well, since we don't know who the escort OR the client were......

 

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy03MjVkNTAzODg2ZDYxOGEy.png Is there some point here other than a total lack of communication ?

 

You are exactly right, JJ. We are all aware of the trials and tribulations of escort/client communication from prior posts that are more useful, and probably actually happened.

SO many....?

 

I just keep in touch on a weekly base with one, I occasionally get emails from others asking "how are you doing?", sometimes they have stories to tell, many times they don't.

 

In this case I asked for details and I got screenshots of the conversation with the phone number of this bastard deleted.

 

I find a lot of things ODD on here but not this one, your bar is too low for oddness, expose yourself to the world more

 

All right then, I will say that I think you are posting yet another thread that you have fabricated. Perhaps you are bored. You should expose yourself to the world more.

 

On second thought...

[marylander1940]

You are exactly right, JJ. We are all aware of the trials and tribulations of escort/client communication from prior posts that are more useful, and probably actually happened....

 

I agree with you on this, please let us know next time you hire someone and you post a review.

 

 

All right then, I will say that I think you are posting yet another thread that you have fabricated. Perhaps you are bored. You should expose yourself to the world more.

 

On second thought...

 

"another thread I have fabricated..." I'm off to Comet pizza now, I fabricated that one too.

 

I'm not bored, I'm 76 and retired, is that bad? And if I was bored, who cares, is not of your business.

 

I should expose myself to the world? Why should I, fabricating is so much better.

[marylander1940]

I won't lie less than a year ago I would have "entertained" this "client" and tried so hard to be nice and try hard to make this meeting happen even if the client would be difficult like the one in the op. Today I would have stopped texting when the client said his first bye cya... lol

 

You can tell the escort was trying his hardest to be polite throughout the entire exchange even when he was treated not so kind.

 

Im pretty sure this "client" was just playing games and had no serious intention in hiring but kudos to the escort in being professional and not lashing out lol

 

I get the same feeling, the client has a lot of issues and the escort was as polite as possible.

 

Btw is that a new haircut or just a different angle? looks good on you [uSER=12155]@Dominiking[/uSER]

[marylander1940]

well since escortrod and I are both Scottish, I can say that's one of the worst, most unconvincing scottish accents ever.....

 

@escortrod

 

Do yinz like this Scottish accent?

 

Watch at (Y.O.R.) yinz own risk

 

[escortrod]

@escortrod

 

Do yinz like this Scottish accent?

 

Watch at (Y.O.R.) yinz own risk

 

Ah, just like home.

[hornytwells]

Ah, just like home.

yes, it helps that they are actually Scottish

[slightly]

@hornytwells @escortrod

 

How do you feel about mike Myers' caricature of his scottish father?