Personal Hygiene

[BaronArtz]

No matter how squeaky clean, Ass usually just smells like ass.

 

Nobody ever said it smelled like Chanel No 5.

 

That reminds me though, of a session I had with John aka 'Hottmuscleboy' - not advertising at the moment - in New York. I met him after work. While I was taking off my impeccable Hermes tie, he presented me with his astonishingly shaped muscular ass cheeks in plain vision. He had spread them apart. A perfectly shaved crack, save for a few naturally blonde hairs remaining, surrounding his soft pink boy pussy. The sight of it all ... Perfectly cleansed, and ready for a gentle lube and probe, which he thoroughly seemed to enjoy.

 

I am sorry to be so graphic.

[+ José Soplanucas]

Nobody ever said it smelled like Chanel No 5.

 

That reminds me though, of a session I had with John aka 'Hottmuscleboy' - not advertising at the moment - in New York. I met him after work. While I was taking off my impeccable Hermes tie, he presented me with his astonishingly shaped muscular ass cheeks in plain vision. He had spread them apart. A perfectly shaved crack, save for a few naturally blonde hairs remaining, surrounding his soft pink boy pussy. The sight of it all ... Perfectly cleansed, and ready for a gentle lube and probe, which he thoroughly seemed to enjoy.

 

I am sorry to be so graphic.

You are sorry??? We forgive you, but please do not stop.

[Jbdesc]

Nobody ever said it smelled like Chanel No 5.

 

That reminds me though, of a session I had with John aka 'Hottmuscleboy' - not advertising at the moment - in New York. I met him after work. While I was taking off my impeccable Hermes tie, he presented me with his astonishingly shaped muscular ass cheeks in plain vision. He had spread them apart. A perfectly shaved crack, save for a few naturally blonde hairs remaining, surrounding his soft pink boy pussy. The sight of it all ... Perfectly cleansed, and ready for a gentle lube and probe, which he thoroughly seemed to enjoy.

 

I am sorry to be so graphic.

Annddddddd then?

[BaronArtz]

Nobody every said it smelled like Chanel No 5.

 

That reminds me though, of a session I had with John aka 'Hottmuscleboy' - not advertising at the moment - in New York. I met him after work. While I was taking off my impeccable Hermes tie, he presented me with his astonishingly shaped muscular ass cheeks in plain vision. He had spread them apart. A perfectly shaved crack, save for a few naturally blonde hairs remaining, surrounding his soft pink boy pussy. The sight of it all ... Perfectly cleansed, and ready for a gentle lube and probe, which he thoroughly seemed to enjoy.

 

I am sorry to be so graphic.

You are sorry??? We forgive you, but please do not stop.

 

I never stop ... but that would be a 'review' then, or not really?

[BaronArtz]

.... sitting on his couch to take my shoes off, I gently spread apart his soft boy pink pussy with my middle finger tip. If felt moist and welcoming. He was stark naked, with his ass up, near my face. I looked up and saw his Teutonic God blonde muscle back getting sweaty. Was it the anticipation, or was it the August weather in New York? Who will ever know. In the huskiest of all voices he said, DO whatever you want with me tonight.

[+ José Soplanucas]

I never stop ... but that would be a 'review' then, or not really?

 

Mine was just a rhetorical compliment, but that is a good question.

 

You did mention his name on one hand. On the other he is retired, right? I'm not sure.

[+ Truereview]

I feel inspired to provide a visual to such a delightful thread turn....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ataQ-LZAggA/U3C4jjVSG6I/AAAAAAAACNM/D2jbjjdAMME/s1600/rose-bud.gif

[BaronArtz]

... at that point, I lit up a cigar. A Montechristo 2. Thinking ... life is beautiful. I needed to pee. Badly. I excused myself and went to his bath room. And looked at myself in the mirror. Naked, except for CK white briefs. Pissing. And smoking the Montechristo. With 'hottmuscleboy' still on all 4s, now on his bed.

[+ nycman]

"I'm a top....who likes to FUCK"

 

Any dude who arrives unprepared to get FUCKED....is a moron.

 

That's said...shit happens...hit the showers and play on!

[beachboy]

I feel inspired to provide a visual to such a delightful thread turn....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ataQ-LZAggA/U3C4jjVSG6I/AAAAAAAACNM/D2jbjjdAMME/s1600/rose-bud.gif

That's so beautiful & so downright sexy!

[BaronArtz]

... I loved that 'hungry' look in his eyes when I took my CK briefs off, holding a bar of butter

[BaronArtz]

Go get the butter ...

 

[Guy Fawkes]

But what happened to the Hermes tie?

 

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Nobody ever said it smelled like Chanel No 5.

That reminds me though, of a session I had with John aka 'Hottmuscleboy' - not advertising at the moment - in New York. I met him after work. While I was taking off my impeccable Hermes tie, he presented me with his astonishingly shaped muscular ass cheeks in plain vision. He had spread them apart. A perfectly shaved crack, save for a few naturally blonde hairs remaining, surrounding his soft pink boy pussy. The sight of it all ... Perfectly cleansed, and ready for a gentle lube and probe, which he thoroughly seemed to enjoy.

 

I am sorry to be so graphic.

[+ pitman]

Excuse my wording papi, it was like almost 2am and i was close to taking my beauty sleep

I meant more like ask them, with some assertiveness

 

But like @Eric Hassan said if you want a service from an escort and don't ask then you can't be mad if the escort doesn't do something that you want in person. Its always better to ask beforehand as you don't want to show up to a meeting and then an escort has limitations on what he can or cannot do (like kissing, oral, bottoming/topic etc) Its always best to be upfront and honest to one another so the client and escort can both have a great experience together

 

I tend to say things such as "I like...." or "I'm into...." since I want to avoid the situation of directly asking for certain acts in exchange for the fee I am paying.

"Payment is for time only" is the operative disclaimer.

[rvwnsd]

Buy the 4 pack, they're cheaper.

 

~Boomer ~

Or buy the bazillion pack at Costco. Even cheaper.

 

Somewhat slippery slope there - I tend to shy away from saying specifically what I am looking for. I hint towards the subject saying I enjoy this, or I enjoy that. Or even saying I enjoy everything you listed on your ad. Maybe I should be more specific so they know what steps I may expect then to take? Glad to see you have your hygiene game on point in either position.

 

There is nothing wrong with asking for what you want. You could say something like "I like to plow a nice, clean ass." They should get the message. One other point to ponder: Douching does not guarantee the ass will be clean. Doing so sometimes loosens matter that would not have been expelled otherwise and you end up with, um, "matter" that you did not expect. Sometimes, one needs to accept that when playing in the backyard one might get dirty, regardless the precautions one might take.

[+ DickyF]

So I'm versatile - it's a balance of give and take. That being said, on top of showering thoroughly before meeting an escort I also use an anal douche. I prefer to be squeaky clean inside and out. Sorry if that's too much info for some but it is preface to my question.

 

If I am meeting an escort that is versatile, or bottom - do I request they do the same prior to meeting? Or is this an unspoken understanding? I ask because I don't want to seem rude, or overly demanding about someone's hygiene; I just know that it will not be as enjoyable for me if I have to worry about the cleanliness of their nether-regions.

 

Is it okay to straight up ask them before hand? How would you approach the subject without seeming like a tool?

 

Thanks!

I just experienced this: I hired a power-bottom porn star who advertises as "vers/bottom." I told him I wanted some versatile fun. (I too don't like to be so direct.) Well we do the foreplay and when I'm getting ready to plow him good he tells me he didn't prepare for this - he didn't know this is what I wanted!

I had fun anyway but I was amazed he wasn't prepared. I mean this guy is a major bottom on film. Regardless I will tell him next time explicitly to be prepared to bottom!

BTW I like being versatile in that if I bottom first it gives me permission to fuck him hard!

[Jbdesc]

I just experienced this: I hired a power-bottom porn star who advertises as "vers/bottom." I told him I wanted some versatile fun. (I too don't like to be so direct.) Well we do the foreplay and when I'm getting ready to plow him good he tells me he didn't prepare for this - he didn't know this is what I wanted!

I had fun anyway but I was amazed he wasn't prepared. I mean this guy is a major bottom on film. Regardless I will tell him next time explicitly to be prepared to bottom!

BTW I like being versatile in that if I bottom first it gives me permission to fuck him hard!

 

Moral of the story:

http://i.imgur.com/EnZrP7T.jpg

[+ Truereview]

Moral of the story:

http://i.imgur.com/EnZrP7T.jpg

I agree wholeheartedly,

personal hygiene down there

should be a global mandate!

http://nb9.stumbleupon.netdna-cdn.com/3tOLc3iphJuP6vOGeipj6Q

[Juan Vancouver]

When meeting with an escort, or when having sex with another human being there is never such a thing as an -unspoken understanding-.

 

If you expect your partner to read the signs, correctly interpret the hints, guess your preferences and make choices that would fulfill your expectations, I can assure you you will again and again be disappointed. This is normal; we all have entirely different expectations, preferences and even hygienic standards. (Yes, one person's clean is another person's disgusting.) What would be absolute common sense for you, would never occur to a lot of people.

 

If you are going to get so intimate with another human being to the point that you are going to put your tongue in his asshole, then I believe it's perfectly okay to discuss sex openly as adults. No hints, no "I hope everything is clean down there", no hoping... I find that most people will be perfectly okay when I ask them directly something like:

 

"By the way, I am a big boy and will go deep.(Or in your case "I love rimming") Are you familiar with douching inside your ass to prepare for bottoming? Not only will it be more hygienic and comfortable, your experience will also be much more fun."

 

Most people matter of factly say yes or no, after which you can continue with the preparation talk. Maybe a couple have said something like "Wow, that was direct" but after the little shock we can go back to discussing sex as adults.

 

Never assume your partner knows the best way to prepare for you. Ask. Be polite. Be direct. Honour his humanity, and if he tells you that he doesn't douche and he won't, you then can decide -as an adult- whether you want to meet him or not.

 

Being direct is not rude. Being rude is. You can be perfectly direct and perfectly polite at the same time.

 

You can have your cake, and rim it till the cows come home.

[jjkrkwood]

http://quotepixel.com/images/quotes/life/top-life-quote_5681-0.png

 

And you can take that LITERALLY !

[+ José Soplanucas]

I just experienced this: I hired a power-bottom porn star who advertises as "vers/bottom." I told him I wanted some versatile fun. (I too don't like to be so direct.) Well we do the foreplay and when I'm getting ready to plow him good he tells me he didn't prepare for this - he didn't know this is what I wanted!

I had fun anyway but I was amazed he wasn't prepared. I mean this guy is a major bottom on film. Regardless I will tell him next time explicitly to be prepared to bottom!

BTW I like being versatile in that if I bottom first it gives me permission to fuck him hard!

 

You told him you wanted some versatil fun. I do not think you should be more explicit. That is not a hint or an euphemism. Asking for versatil fun clearly means you want him to fuck you and you want to fuck him. He should have been prepared.

[+ Truereview]

You told him you wanted some versatil fun. I do not think you should be more explicit. That is not a hint or an euphemism. Asking for versatil fun clearly means you want him to fuck you and you want to fuck him. He should have been prepared.

Completely agree with you, @latbear4blk. Being subtle about bottoming or topping in text or email conversation when hiring someone is not bc we, as clients, like to evade, or bc we like to be difficult, or bc we don't respect escorts as human beings. It is simply bc we are trying to mitigate risk in what is, unfortunately, a country (the USA) where being so direct in written communication could cause legal problems. Additionally, there are escorts out there who state they will not respond to explicit language. So it is a catch 22 for many clients.

 

@DickyF, that escort was dense, clueless, or he just played you. This is precisely why I carry a toolkit with me. I'm not gonna force someone to do something they don't want to do, but if they just didn't get it from my hints, I'd give them an opportunity to cleanse and feel warm and comfy for our good time. Now, this would a completely different story if I was making arrangements with a regular or in person with someone who is obviously an escort - then I would totally be direct and ask we clean up and figure out what that means for us.