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Bearman Rising Star

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Ridiculous! Any escort who would say that is one to run away from fast. He has no idea of the importance of relationship building with clients. When he starts asking for extra money for things that are generally part of a sexual encounter, in my view, he is not respecting the client.

 

True, but they always spring it on you when you ask them to cum right in the middle of the act! These are expert cons and know just when and how to play their games. I agree with you 100% though and I've never seen them again after no matter how much I've liked them. Sadly they don't seem notice it will cost them business on the long run. But they mostly seem to have $hort$ighted goal$.

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"You gave me too much." The young man was visiting D.C. from the Czech Republic and his hourly rate was 300. I gave him 400 because the experience was exceptional. I guess he thought I had miscounted

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I pointed out to a Russian provider the thread about him here, and the negative comments. His réponse, "Who you gonna beiieve, me, or a bunch of tired old queens?"

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Upon the provider (now since retired) opening the door to his apartment and seeing me for the first time, “Oh, a handsome one!” I was really complemented but wondered if he really meant it or said tha

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Twice I've been asked while naked in bed trying to get the rentboy hard: "Lets go out and hire a hooker, EH?!, so I can eat her out and fuck her while you fuck me? I'm straight and can't get hard with men!" said a gay club stripper and a hustler that regularly picked up older men at a gay bar in Vancouver.

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YES! This one I've encountered very often in among "Taxi Boys" in Argentina and Brazil. They claim "if they cum they can't keep working" which is a lie. I've paid more to have them cum, and of course I see them go right back to work looking for the next client.

 

Taxi boys?

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Twice I've been asked while naked in bed trying to get the rentboy hard: "Lets go out and hire a hooker, EH?!, so I can eat her out and fuck her while you fuck me? I'm straight and can't get hard with men!" said a gay club stripper and a hustler that regularly picked up older men at a gay bar in Vancouver.

Twice? Why did you go back for seconds?

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Provider: "You're not married, are you?"

Me: "Haha, no I'm not married."

Provider: "Ok good"

Me: "That's very sexy, you know, a guy with character morals and integrity. It's hot knowing you would've turned me down if you knew that I was married" (chuckles)

Provider: (Nervous laugh)

Me: (Chuckles) "So, shall we get started?"

 

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How to kill a boner - "I could be your dad!"

 

If you've seen my dad you'd know why this would not be a boner killer. He's got a smile and guns like no other 80 year old I know. And, now it's hard to talk about anything lightly because I'm watching Notre Dame burn down.

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A few weeks ago I shared my nasty and not so good experience with an escort in DC (pre COVID) - he had a nice photo on RM but when he appeared on my door, Lo and behold, a totally different man.

 

I forgot to mention another one who was very rude, picky on what kinda oil and condom he wanted to use and the list goes on. Meanwhile he was supposed to bring all these gear with him.

 

During the massage, he even mentioned that he would go get his gun to shoot a client who did something wrong to him - I just didn’t want to ask him the details- I wanted him to finish his massage and get out of my place. Who would want a relaxing massage with a freakin weirdo like that. Shame he’s got good looks but his attitude is so fucked up.

 

Well you know what to do if you wanna know more.

 

I just thought it might be a good idea to post your thread on here and bump this wonderful thread. I hope it's ok with you...

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  1. I commented on his ad in Rentmen and he said "Yeah, that's my draw, I don't actually do the stuff I advertise" WTF
  2. I top my hire and it starts smelling like shit. I ask after the smell starts getting stronger "Do you need to go to the bathroom?" He says "I'm clean! I cleaned myself before you got here!" He then proceeds to shit all over me and the bed.

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I top my hire and it starts smelling like shit. I ask after the smell starts getting stronger "Do you need to go to the bathroom?" He says "I'm clean! I cleaned myself before you got here!" He then proceeds to shit all over me and the bed.

 

Oooooh, I could've gone through this entire pandemic isolation without reading that! But I didn't...... :eek:

So sorry for you. I don't know how one recovers from a situation like that.

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marylander1940 Grand Master

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This is about the funniest thread I've seen here. Some real jewels to chuckle at.

 

and one of the most informative and educational too, it's always a pleasure to bump it! Makes me wonder how many Sheldon's are out there escorting...

 

Thank you @Oaktown !

 

here's another post I brought from a recent thread by a newbie.

 

This year, more than ever, escorts have given me some grief or guilt about booking appointments that interfere with their personal plans. For example, I have an appointment scheduled tonight, and the guy commented "I was supposed to go with my friends to Rehoboth this weekend" but we are meeting any way.

 

Is this just me or is it happening to other guys?

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https://rentmen.eu/Jax_official

As of now the text says:

"6”3 , alpha male, built like a Greek god. IM VERY charming, charismatic, and sweet, but won’t be taken advantage of. 9.5 inch dick."

 

Yet when he filled out the Info section earlier, he was 1 inch taller. Invariably I find that a man who describes himself as “very charming” turns out not to be.

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