Escorts Say the Darndest Things

[Tarty]

"What does yinz mean?"

 

"Why do you say it?"

 

I was curious about this as well. according to google:

 

yinz

yinz/

pronoun

USdialect

1. (in western Pennsylvania) you (used to refer to more than one person).
   "how yinz guys doing?"
   

[Despardo]

When an escorts lists himself as 19 cm one place in the ad and 20 cm in another part...

 

Hmmmmm....

Sounds like one is what he measured and the other is what the website calculated from the length in inches that he had to post.

Who keeps the metric system down? WE DO!

[Despardo]

I was curious about this as well. according to google:

 

yinz

yinz/

pronoun

USdialect

1. (in western Pennsylvania) you (used to refer to more than one person).
   "how yinz guys doing?"
   

On the NJ side of the Delaware it is "Youze guys." Just like east of Scranton it is "soda," west of Scranton it is "pop."

[marylander1940]

I was curious about this as well. according to google:

 

yinz

yinz/

pronoun

USdialect

1. (in western Pennsylvania) you (used to refer to more than one person).
   "how yinz guys doing?"
   

 

[+ PapaTony]

...

 

Its weird why would another client show up after only half an hour ...

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escort to new arrival: " wow you're way too early" - answered

[+ Oaktown]

"I know we've tried to FaceTime, but I can assure you all those pictures are of me."

[+ azdr0710]

after a polite and detailed plan description with an invitation to ask me questions or offer comments:

 

"ok"

[Maximus69]

Client goes, "you ever breed a daddy"

I go sounds hot but I only play safe

 

client goes I'm undetectable and on meds, don't you love me ugh

Edited February 20, 2017 by QuietStorm

[+ azdr0710]

Client goes, "you ever breed a daddy"

 

gee, I thought they only said that in cheesy porn dialogue

[+ Oaktown]

gee, I thought they only said that in cheesy porn dialogue

 

Go look at Craigslist ads, type in 'breed' or 'breeding'...

[+ nycman]

"I'm undetectable and on meds, don't you love me ugh

 

[+ WhamIAm]

"If you wanna go another hour, I need to go get some dick pills."

[+ Oaktown]

Texted with a escort who will be visiting in two days, inquired about his "Ask Me" rates, below hi reply"

 

"When I get to your city, I will know my rates."

[instudiocity]

after a polite and detailed plan description with an invitation to ask me questions or offer comments:

 

"ok"

Ok is better than, "We are gonna fuck, right?"

[sniggy]

My favorite comment from a very hot and also very smart escort was that if he had enough money he would only hire escorts for sex himself, as fucking regular guys was too much work. I loved him for that!

[+ HornyRetiree]

When an escorts lists himself as 19 cm one place in the ad and 20 cm in another part...

 

Hmmmmm....

 

 

LOL! Maybe he just got a little more aroused -- you know to that point where you are so hard you think your skin is going be break!

[Sandlapp]

I was with two guys who are a romantic couple. I think they're married. One guy was super hung and he fucked me really hard. I've never been pounded like that. When he was done, I rolled over and asked his partner "Do you take that on a regular basis?" He rolled his eyes and said "Not so regular."

[Ajac]

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escort to new arrival: " wow you're way too early" - answered

Client arriving too early is not good but booking two clients that close in time is not good either. Unless the client was 3 hours early.

[Tonyko]

"I work for my Dad's plumbing business he thinks I'm on a job so I gave him your number if he calls"

"How do I know you're not filming this" (was an incall his place I was in shorts Tshirt carrying just keys)

"Sorry I thought you were someone else I only take repeat clients"

"Do you have a shower hose I need to wash my crotch first"

"Can I leave my suitcase in your apartment for a few days?"

"Can I use your building laundry room while we do it?"

"If you like me you'll let me take that Billy Holiday poster in your bathroom can I have it?"

[+ José Soplanucas]

"

"Do you have a shower hose I need to wash my crotch first"

"Can I leave my suitcase in your apartment for a few days?"

"Can I use your building laundry room while we do it?"

"If you like me you'll let me take that Billy Holiday poster in your bathroom can I have it?"

 

Those last four sound exactly like the street boys I used to picked up from Lavalle street in Buenos Aires back in the late 80s and early 90s. Sometimes the payment would be diner, or a joint, or once, I remember, I gave away the white jacket from my high school graduation.

[Tonyko]

Those last four sound exactly like the street boys I used to picked up from Lavalle street in Buenos Aires back in the late 80s and early 90s. Sometimes the payment would be diner, or a joint, or once, I remember, I gave away the white jacket from my high school graduation.

LOL the last 3 WERE more or less St pickups! The crotch washer was actually a quite famous pornstar in town w his GF from West Coast. But I won't mention names even thou he's retired and out of the biz. (James Jameson:rolleyes:)

[+ poolboy48220]

http://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c99c7f94-7078-47fe-a888-a5a96a2001be

[Larstrup]

" Yes!, I'd love for you to write a review. I, along with a dozen or so friends of mine who also escort, used to be the number #1 go to - by a guy named @latbear4blk . After a while, one by one, we all found ourselves being replaced by someone newer and hotter. Business has never been the same."

 

 

Edited May 3, 2017 by Larstrup

[30somethingsexybear]

LOL the last 3 WERE more or less St pickups! The crotch washer was actually a quite famous pornstar in town w his GF from West Coast. But I won't mention names even thou he's retired and out of the biz. (James Jameson:rolleyes:)

I remember James well and believe you me, if he asked for the shower hose for his crotch, YOU LET HIM USE IT! Good god he could stink up a room.

[+ José Soplanucas]

" Yes!, I'd love for you to write a review. I, along with a dozen or so friends of mine who also escort, used to be the number #1 go to - by a guy named @latbear4blk . After a while, one by one, we all found ourselves being replaced by someone newer and hotter. Business has never been the same."

 

 

 

This is insulting. I have had only 3 number ones. Maybe four? Hold on, hold on, I think it was five. Anyway, you cannot say anything if I had only six number ones.