Escorts Say the Darndest Things

[+ nycman]

6 hours ago, jetlow said:

"y'all  are out to make a hookers life hell….."

Only the bad ones baby,…..only the bad ones. 

[+ DrownedBoy]

I recall an escort who was really full of himself (he thought he was a professional model). Really lousy session. At one point, he started laughing at my Asberger's and saying, "You're like Sheldon on Big Band Theory!"

This reminded me of a comment I had earlier read on this board - an overweight client got told, "You should be on The Biggest Loser."

Gotta admire these lovely attitudes, guaranteed to result in repeat hires...

Edited April 9, 2022 by DrownedBoy

[+ glutes]

"The meter starts running the minute we meet. 250 an hour sweets"