Escorts Say the Darndest Things

[Geriatric Otter]

Oh my what a shitshow. Luckily he didn't make much of a scene at the hotel and did it mostly over the phone.

 

I had scheduled an overnight and as I'm driving on my way over the escort texts me asking if it'd be alright if we went straight to sleep upon my arrival (at 8pm!) because he was tired from staying up all night the night before and wanted some rest.

(the overnight had been booked weeks in advance, so it's not like he didn't know)

OMG..."pay to watch me sleep". My guy used to post here frequently with Trumpian, capitalized rants about clients, other escorts, etc. Kevin Slater gently suggested he needed a break, which he took. Don't see his ad anymore. I've had to make do with Wilson_J and Maturedmuscle....

[Milo Farnsworth]

"You can pay me $100 just to shake my hand." and "Get a female escort and I'll get hard for you." (Early 90's muscle escort Steve ???) One of the bad ones.

[orville]

Client: Hi, may I know your rate?

Escort: Hi, thanks for asking, it's $300.

Client: Ok. Do you do multihour? How much for 2h and 3h session?

Escort: $600 and $900.

Client: ?

Edited September 6, 2020 by orville

[sincitymix]

"Do you have any condoms or lube?" then "how do you feel about bareback?" :eek:

 

 

Lol followed with

 

You look clean and I know I’m clean.

 

Hard pass no.

[RickyDC]

"You gave me too much." The young man was visiting D.C. from the Czech Republic and his hourly rate was 300. I gave him 400 because the experience was exceptional. I guess he thought I had miscounted the bills. After I explained that it was a tip, he graciously thanked me and promised a discount on our next date, which he kept. It kind of renewed my faith in people . . .

[Wolfer]

"You gave me too much." The young man was visiting D.C. from the Czech Republic and his hourly rate was 300. I gave him 400 because the experience was exceptional. I guess he thought I had miscounted the bills. After I explained that it was a tip, he graciously thanked me and promised a discount on our next date, which he kept. It kind of renewed my faith in people . . .

This is really sweet

[Luv2play]

Client: Hi, may I know your rate?

Escort: Hi, thanks for asking, it's $300.

Client: Ok. Do you do multihour? How much for 2h and 3h session?

Escort: $600 and $900.

Client: ?

At least he knew how to add.?

[orville]

The client submits a bad review on RM saying the appointment was canceled 2h before the meeting when he messaged to ask for the address.

 

Escort Answer:

"I think a two hour notice prior to you leaving Boston to come to CT is sufficient enough. Although, you may have preferred a phone call over a text I still remained professional! Instead of personally making a phone call while putting my dog down at the vet wasn’t the time and place."

Edited September 13, 2020 by orville

[orville]

Escort Ad with 1 single pic, fully covered on tattoos of different sizes and colors. Unfit, no muscles.

 

Ad Title: I AM DROP DEAD GORGEOUS AND COOLIN !!!

Ad Description: I am the hottest guy on this website; come see for yourself because I am always up for a good time

Edited September 14, 2020 by orville

[+ Autumnal]

I was 64 when I hired a well reviewed young man. I explained that to him that it was my first time with a man and I was extremely nervous. He asked if I was married and I told him I was. About halfway through the hour he got up to relieve himself and when he came back he looked at me for a second and then asked very casually, "Does it bother you that you are cheating on your wife?". Things kind of went down hill after that!

[marylander1940]

I was 64 when I hired a well reviewed young man. I explained that to him that it was my first time with a man and I was extremely nervous. He asked if I was married and I told him I was. About halfway through the hour he got up to relieve himself and when he came back he looked at me for a second and then asked very casually, "Does it bother you that you are cheating on your wife?". Things kind of went down hill after that!

 

He was being judgmental? Huh?

[orville]

I was 64 when I hired a well reviewed young man. I explained that to him that it was my first time with a man and I was extremely nervous. He asked if I was married and I told him I was. About halfway through the hour he got up to relieve himself and when he came back he looked at me for a second and then asked very casually, "Does it bother you that you are cheating on your wife?". Things kind of went down hill after that!

I love it when somehow escorts get decency attacks and become judgmental. It's hysterical!

[KrisParr]

I was 64 when I hired a well reviewed young man. I explained that to him that it was my first time with a man and I was extremely nervous. He asked if I was married and I told him I was. About halfway through the hour he got up to relieve himself and when he came back he looked at me for a second and then asked very casually, "Does it bother you that you are cheating on your wife?". Things kind of went down hill after that!

 

Hmmmm. I’d be tempted to retort, “and does your grandma know what you do for a living?”

[dutchal]

Hmmmm. I’d be tempted to retort, “and does your grandma know what you do for a living?”

Of course, he might just say: "She was in the business long before me."

[marylander1940]

I'd rather bump this before the 2 years deadline!

What a great thread by  @Oaktown !

I look forward to the next contributions! 

 

[LostUpstate]

Upon the provider (now since retired) opening the door to his apartment and seeing me for the first time, “Oh, a handsome one!” I was really complemented but wondered if he really meant it or said that to everyone. Although I sure did have a good time with him, probably the best experience I’ve had with an escort. 
 

 

[marylander1940]

I was visiting Kansas City and I noticed a provider visiting from Dallas. After having sex he told me "you can't be local because you are in shape".

[Isrhunter]

On 9/3/2020 at 11:47 AM, orville said:

I don't know if it's a Millennial thing or business practice but some providers won't take phone calls. For me it's a way to "feel" him through his voice.

I usually text and then ask to set up a time to call. Most oblige 

[Beancounter]

I once had an escort in Dallas tell me in the middle of passion that “we gay guys sure did like us straight guys”.  He then continued on saying his two boys sure were going to enjoy the $250 fee I was paying. Instant bone killer. 

[+ glutes]

I pointed out to a Russian provider the thread about him here, and the negative comments.

His réponse, "Who you gonna beiieve, me, or a bunch of tired old queens?"

[+ jeezopete]

10 hours ago, glutes said:

"Who you gonna believe, me, or a bunch of tired old queens?"

Well.....??

(The queens are waiting for your response.)   😆

[amused1]

Response after my initial contact abouta bfe visit, "Why did you give your last guy 4 stars? I have all 5 star reviews and don't want to ruin that." 

This was followed by "I don't like other people's saliva so only light kissing and my arms are sore from working out so only light touching and no massage." 

At that point I knew I would ruin his record if we got together. 

[young11]

responding to an ad without face but had a nice body, "can you send me your face?" him: "you first, my body my rules". i was very tempted to say my money my rule but left it off lol

[jetlow]

Someone I met recently said this about members of this forum. He's a guy from the South

"y'all  are out to make a hookers life hell….."  his words not mine

[EastbayMike]

"This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER demands that you immediately discontinue and do not at any point in the future, under any circumstances do the following: a statement that tends to injure reputation, statements made regarding Joey Bryant which are false, defamatory, constitute tortious interference with business, and as such, are actionable under law."