Have you ever been this desperate?

[marylander1940]

http://urocumbear.tumblr.com/post/147937888702/dirtysmellygreen-travail-des-champs

[slightly]

I wouldn't call that desperate, I'd call that resourceful!

[+ glennnn]

Not with an ear of corn, but I used a carrot once.

[jjkrkwood]

It's not Desperate, It's VEGAN !

[marylander1940]

I wouldn't call that desperate, I'd call that resourceful!

 

I would call it going green!

[slightly]

It's amazing what some teenagers try to shove up there in experimentation: A friend of mine used a screwdriver handle, where as my first attempt was a rubbered-up unpeeled banana...I was not successful.

[slightly]

After I posted that, this just magically popped up on my tumblr.

[Hornplatz]

I wouldn't call that desperate, I'd call that resourceful!

 

As "slightly" says - that's resourceful. The rough but smooth surface would add some extra thrill.

[Phil_musc]

Yes, it's like using a ribbed condom (I imagine).

 

Now that I've given up on meat, I've been shopping the fresh produce department. I've developed a real thing for zucchini.

I tell myself it's a big Italian. . . a sort of Jolly Green Giant experience.

[+ sync]

It has given me a new perspective of "cornfed."

[+ purplekow]

I always found the expression: I would eat corn out of his shit to be disgusting. With this photo: Eating corn out of his ass does not seem like such a bad thing.

[Hornplatz]

It has given me a new perspective of "cornfed."

 

Ha ha ha - I love this!

[Hornplatz]

I always found the expression: I would eat corn out of his shit to be disgusting. With this photo: Eating corn out of his ass does not seem like such a bad thing.

 

I never heard that expression you mention, it's interesting. I have known two persons who actually did ingest shit right from the source.

I didn't witness it live but saw the video. That was disgusting.

[steed8]

After I posted that, this just magically popped up on my tumblr.

 

Did you notice in the 1st pic that he seemed to have been given a small cream pie?