How to Prepare When an Escort Is Coming Over

[Moondance]

1. Begin With Some Light Housekeeping

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2. Have an Energy-Boosting Snack (and Practice Your Sucking Skills)

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3. Be Sure Your Plumbing Is Ready for Company

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4. Trim Your Nails (and Practice Your Sucking Skills Again)

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5. Floss, Brush Your Teeth, Rinse, Repeat

 

6. Plump Up Your Attractive Selection of Throw Pillows

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7. Use candles to Create a Romantic Mood (and Have You Practiced Your Sucking Skills?)

 

 

8. Remember: Clothes Make the Man--Choose an Outfit That Tells Him Who You Are

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9. If He Calls and Cancels at the Last Minute (WTF!!?!), Take a Deep Breath and Stay Calm ... Of Course You're Disappointed, But You Can Handle This...

 

10. ... Just Like You've Handled It Lots of Times Before

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[+ Truereview]

11. Figure out what to do with all that extra cash!

[+ José Soplanucas]

And do not forget this useful Argentine tool. I miss bidets!

 

[+ Funguy]

And do not forget this useful Argentine tool. I miss bidets!

 

 

I always thought a tool was something else

[+ Axiom2001]

I love this stellar ingenuity! It's pure lush! :p

[+ glennnn]

Why did the U S give up two such useful and necessary items, the siesta and the bidet? We wander around exhausted, dragging our dirty assholes behind us. WTF? Freshen up, play with some ass, take a nap. We will find ourselves in fewer wars, guaranteed!

[+ José Soplanucas]

The siesta, specially, is amazing. I'm right now staying in a city where people work from 8 to 12, go home to have lunch and nap, and then back to work from 5 to 8. South American wisdom I wish gets globalized rather than workaholism.

[AdamSmith]

The siesta, specially, is amazing. I'm right now staying in a city where people work from 8 to 12, go home to have lunch and nap, and then back to work from 5 to 8. South American wisdom I wish gets globalized rather than workaholism.

And serious things get done that way! Such as Enrico Fermi building the first chain-reacting atomic pile during WWII. He and his team would work 8-11am, go home for lunch & nap following his Italian habits there in Chicago, then work 4-8pm.

 

Worked out very well.

[Moondance]

And serious things get done that way! Such as Enrico Fermi building the first chain-reacting atomic pile during WWII. He and his team would work 8-11am, go home for lunch & nap following his Italian habits there in Chicago, then work 4-8pm.

 

Worked out very well.

 

The things you learn here! ... my-o-my! ... and people think it's all just tits and ass.

[AdamSmith]

The things you learn here! ... my-o-my! ... and people think it's all just tits and ass.

LOL

 

Also a correction to what I said: they worked 8am-noon, not 11am. Still, just an 8-hour day to get tremendous things done.

[+ Truereview]

#12. After some time has elapsed, wounds licked, a few tents popped...he gets back on the horse. Refer to #1, hopefully with better results.

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[AdamSmith]

P.S. You forgot people's reflex reaction if the escort was hired off of backpage!

 

 

...and with some clients...!