Responses when you ask for a '3-fingered selfie'.

[marylander1940]

21. "My phone doesn't have enough battery power to take the picture, and send it to you."

 

Actually "my battery died" is a typical no-show excuse for both clients and escorts.

[+ ArVaGuy]

http://m4m-forum.org/threads/3-finger-selfie.115399/

 

A HA!! Now I am enlightened.

 

Thank you.

[Izaak]

I'd text back, "Then go fuck your mother."

Oh I told an escort something similar to that once over the phone .. Hearing his reaction was PRICELESS!

[Maximus69]

Perhaps why most escorts don't do this is because they are lots of "clients" out there who are just pic collectors and have no interest in hiring them but just mess with him. Most escorts have lots of pictures on there profile so they don't feel like they need to send another. Same as asking for an escort to send video proof of them.

 

I don't mind sending more photos/skyping before a hire, but some people take it overboard and then asks for more than that 3 finger selfie, they then want a smiling picture, a full body picture showing your face and cock etc. And then for skyping they want to chat with you for a while, wanting you to get shirtless, basically a free private show.

 

If you ever feel like an escort/client isn't real its best you just find another or just meet them in a public area like a starbucks or a park full of people:p

[+ dutchmuch]

Perhaps why most escorts don't do this is because they are lots of "clients" out there who are just pic collectors and have no interest in hiring them but just mess with him.

 

Perhaps if most escorts didn't post stolen or dated photos, we wouldn't have to ask for verification.

[Izaak]

Perhaps if most escorts didn't post stolen or dated photos, we wouldn't have to ask for verification.

BRAVO!! Took the perfect words out of my mouth!

[Maximus69]

Perhaps if most escorts didn't post stolen or dated photos, we wouldn't have to ask for verification.

 

Lol youve had an experience where a hot 20 year old turned out to be a 40 years old in person?

[bigvalboy]

Lol youve had an experience where a hot 20 year old turned out to be a 40 years old in person?

 

Are you kidding? Where to begin...

[LADoug1]

Ok, I give up. Just what the hell is a "3-fingered selfie"?

 

I have looked this up on Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia but I'm still not grasping the concept. Someone please explain, thanks.

You're not alone. I too needed an explanation.

[humboldt]

Send a malformed jpeg that crashes their phone ( because if you're going to waste my time I might as well waste yours ).

 

That's a joke, right? Sometimes it's difficult to tell in this type of setting.

[nynakedtop]

Lol youve had an experience where a hot 20 year old turned out to be a 40 years old in person?

In a word, yes. Or worse!

[jojo]

The few requests I've gotten get the automatic response to check my social media feeds ( with links ) for additional photos. Normally that solves everything. But on the very very rare chance someone acts stupid or insists on it being sent to them via text, I do the following:

1. Take the time to enable Google Hangouts.
   
2. Migrate my phone number from Google Voice over to Google Hangouts ( because Google Voice doesn't handle photos ).
   
3. Send a malformed jpeg that crashes their phone ( because if you're going to waste my time I might as well waste yours ).
   
4. Migrate my phone number back to Google Voice.
   
5. Never hear from them again.
   

I've only had to do that once fortunately.

 

Well, I know who I will not hire.

[humboldt]

Well, I know who I will not hire.

 

+1

[marylander1940]

The few requests I've gotten get the automatic response to check my social media feeds ( with links ) for additional photos. Normally that solves everything. But on the very very rare chance someone acts stupid or insists on it being sent to them via text, I do the following:

1. Take the time to enable Google Hangouts.
   
2. Migrate my phone number from Google Voice over to Google Hangouts ( because Google Voice doesn't handle photos ).
   
3. Send a malformed jpeg that crashes their phone ( because if you're going to waste my time I might as well waste yours ).
   
4. Migrate my phone number back to Google Voice.
   
5. Never hear from them again.
   

I've only had to do that once fortunately.

 

I would simply don't reply to them, or tell them you (Kurtis) are a certified very hot guy and you don't have time for this.

[Maximus69]

In a word, yes. Or worse!

 

how terrible, did you go on with the session anyways or did u kick his fake booty out the door

[Fyton]

1. "I am discreet"

2. "I am on the DL"

3. "My phone doesn't take pictures"

4. "My pictures are current, there is no need for further"

5. "F*^$ you"

6. No response after request is sent.

 

Any others???

I have often gotten, "I have already done a lot of work, I'm not doing this. Sorry." But today I got a new one: :I'm going to be doing you doggy style, so what do you care what I look like?

[Maximus69]

I have often gotten, "I have already done a lot of work, I'm not doing this. Sorry." But today I got a new one: :I'm going to be doing you doggy style, so what do you care what I look like?

 

tell him that you prefer missionary so you would be seeing the his face

[nynakedtop]

how terrible, did you go on with the session anyways or did u kick his fake booty out the door

 

The deception was so obvious and the guy so pathetic that he could tell that I knew I had been deceived.

 

Strange thing was that I felt more compassion than anger. I guess that's just who I am.

 

But not enough compassion to allow the meet up to continue, hehe.

[GBoi]

Haha, just don't be stubborn. Keep in mind a lot of advertisers use Google Voice which does not allow you to send photos. So when we provide a very easy alternative to locating our photos, don't fire back saying that's not good enough requesting 20 very specific poses. Easy way to get on the circulating blacklist.

 

You can send pics using google voice if you use the associated gmail account and paste a pic into an email reply to the SMS thread. Works pretty seamlessly.

[jojo]

When I originally tested out that feature it didn't work, Google Voice just didn't bother sending the message at all if it had an attachment. Trying it out now, it partially works. The image will get sent but will come from something like "3sqt-vwsuaborvtttressjuzvtjnj.le534.6ee1b4.9ec@grandcentral.bounces.google.com". Because it comes from a random bounce address, I consider it non-functioning still.

 

Obviously you like to be in control. Or put another way, it is my way or the highway! To each his own.

[marylander1940]

I've been noticing lately that some escort ads (I'm thinking of Rentmen in particular but I don't think it's limited to that) contain an extraordinarily large number of photos of the escort in question. I'm not talking about ten or fifteen photos. I'm talking about forty or fifty. I'm not exactly sure what I'm reacting to here but I find this plenitude vaguely disquieting. For one thing, it seems that too many photos actually make the escort seem less attractive. If so, this is literally a case of overexposure. Why so many photos? Whatever happened to the idea -- common in the history of art -- that less is more? That concept has always been true of erotic art. But apparently not of escort ads.

 

I agree with you!

 

Hopefully one of those pictures is a 3 fingered-selfie to please some folks on here!

[oscarkin]

I agree with you!

 

Hopefully one of those pictures is a 3 fingered-selfie to please some folks on here!

 

Agreed. Though I prefer the more technical term: tridigital chronofacial verifier

[+ dutchmuch]

#22. "Why?"

 

#23. "Sorry but I am not faker, and sorry that you don't believe."

[+ dutchmuch]

#24. "I am one of the most popular escorts in (name city), just look at my numerous reviews"

[+ dutchmuch]

#25. " Oh well, I am now fully booked."