Nastiest fetish ever, I hope is also illegal.

[whipped guy]

Hope Mr. Cow had a full mouth extraction! Maybe somebody with dental experience could tell? WG2

Well from WG to WG I have been told that the edentulous blow job is the ne plus ultra when it cums to the fellatio experience. I thought that I would have to wait until I entered a rest home to experience it, but I am told that it is readily available at the Palm Springs Forum Event. So possibly a reason to make the 3,000 mile trek next year!

 

However, I would not risk it with a cow and even if it were the edentulous version. Well perhaps after a flushing out with Fresh Burst Listerine... That's the green variety... Perhaps that is... and only if the cow were totally toothless.

[klifhangar]

Uhm... cows' tongues are like freaking sandpaper. They would tear the skin right off your dick. OTOH, their tongues are like 10" long so a good rimming might be ecstasy.

 

Ok, I hate myself how.

[+ José Soplanucas]

Uhm... cows' tongues are like freaking sandpaper. They would tear the skin right off your dick. OTOH, their tongues are like 10" long so a good rimming might be ecstasy.

 

Ok, I hate myself how.

Don't hate yourself. You may have just found your way to Nirvana.

[whipped guy]

Uhm... cows' tongues are like freaking sandpaper. They would tear the skin right off your dick. OTOH, their tongues are like 10" long so a good rimming might be ecstasy.

 

Ok, I hate myself how.

Well not having been brought up on a farm I was not aware of the fact that a cow's tongue was like sandpaper. So you are implying that bovine BJ would be more like a form of cock and ball torture. Interesting concept. As for a sandpaper like riming, that I'm not so sure about that. However, if a cow's tongue is 10 inches long and powerful the possibilities could be endless for the down under approach. Again not my thing, but there are possibilities there for those who might be intrigued.

 

Don't hate yourself. You may have just found your way to Nirvana.

 

Oh, never hate yourself! Rather congratulate yourself for thinking in such an adventurous manner!

[sincitymix]

Well not having been brought up on a farm I was not aware of the fact that a cow's tongue was like sandpaper. So you are implying that bovine BJ would be more like a form of cock and ball torture. Interesting concept. As for a sandpaper like riming, that I'm not so sure about that. However, if a cow's tongue is 10 inches long and powerful the possibilities could be endless for the down under approach. Again not my thing, but there are possibilities there for those who might be intrigued.

 

 

 

Oh, never hate yourself! Rather congratulate yourself for thinking in such an adventurous manner!

 

well.. at least its not a snake going in someones ass:P

[whipped guy]

well.. at least its not a snake going in someones ass:p

Well at least it's not a gerbil!

 

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosexuality/gerbil.asp

[wisconsinguy]

Well at least it's not a gerbil!

 

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosexuality/gerbil.asp

Ummmmm...rodents! You bring out the worst in me WG1!!!

[AdamSmith]

well.. at least its not a snake going in someones ass:p

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2010/03/09/1225838/492779-snake-in-toilet.jpg

 

[whipped guy]

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2010/03/09/1225838/492779-snake-in-toilet.jpg

 

Question: Is that the technique for getting it up your butt or is this the after effect. In other words I'd this a before or after pic!!! Enquiring minds might want to know!!!

 

Either way!!!!!

[AdamSmith]

Question: Is that the technique for getting it up your butt or is this the after effect. In other words I'd this a before or after pic!!! Enquiring minds might want to know!!!

 

Either way!!!!!

I (thankfully!) have no idea.

 

And would you believe...

 

http://www.amazon.com/Beistle-Snake-Toilet-Topper/dp/B00BUD39WC

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71ZHV2t5wwL._UL1500_.jpg

[whipped guy]

I (thankfully!) have no idea.

 

And would you believe...

 

http://www.amazon.com/Beistle-Snake-Toilet-Topper/dp/B00BUD39WC

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71ZHV2t5wwL._UL1500_.jpg

Big LOL!

 

And to think that I use plain ordinary Glad Wrap!! How boring is that!!! Who woulda thunk!

[+ sync]

Thank God I read the comments before considering opening the link. Thank you all. I pass. :o

[klifhangar]

I knew a handsome young (str8) guy that had an incredibly long tongue - like Gene Simmons. I can't say that it hasn't occurred to me what that guy is capable of. At the very least, he could have made a fortune making porn.