Nastiest fetish ever, I hope is also illegal.

[marylander1940]

Nastiest fetish ever, I hope is also illegal.

 

Open AYOR (At Your Own Risk)

 

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BisbAKgIQAAP3VF.jpg

[body2body]

Eww! Given your warning I still opened it.

[+ Robster]

Well, that's certainly nasty. But given your warning, I thought it was going to be something absolutely disgusting that would give me nightmares forever.

 

It's not something I'd ever want to do, but I have to say, it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be.

 

Rob

[+ purplekow]

Alright, I opened it and laughed out loud. Nothing nasty about that except that he is not purple.

[geminibear]

I grew up on a cattle ranch, teenage boys.....

[Bearofdistinction]

Beastiality is illegal in most of the US

[jjkrkwood]

Well they say dogs are man's Best friend, so why not, cows, goats, sheep etc.. ? You can never have too many FRIENDS..

[AdamSmith]

Beastiality is illegal in most of the US

The beast looked to be enjoying it...

[whipped guy]

If you look closely at the the little that can be seen of the shirt that the guy is wearing it kinda tells it all.

 

Plus, as the old saying goes:

 

Once you've had a beast,

You'll always make him feast.

He'll make it grow like yeast,

At the very very least!

[+ Keith30309]

Do nipple clamps come in sets of 4?

[jjkrkwood]

If you look closely at the the little that can be seen of the shirt that the guy is wearing it kinda tells it all.

 

Plus, as the old saying goes:

 

Once you've had a beast,

You'll always make him feast.

He'll make it grow like yeast,

At the very very least!

 

 

Well to me, it appears to be a red plaid Flannel shirt, so are you saying the recipient is a Lesbian ?

[LADoug1]

At least it was oral and not anal.

[+ Funguy]

and if the beast decided to chew the cud.....I think it would be aa bit more that "ouch" heard round the world.

[adannyboy]

I tell "straight" guys all the time - a mouth's a mouth

[marylander1940]

Well, that's certainly nasty. But given your warning, I thought it was going to be something absolutely disgusting that would give me nightmares forever.

 

It's not something I'd ever want to do, but I have to say, it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be.

 

Rob

 

I'm sure in a farm is common!

At least it was oral and not anal.

 

Or evil gay sex, LOL... I'm sure Senator Inhofe would prefer that instead of homosexuality, LOL

[marylander1940]

I grew up on a cattle ranch, teenage boys.....

 

Did you offer your services to save the cows from doing this?

[+ Travis69]

That cow probably gets great treatment on that farm. A private stall with a mattress to sleep on, imported grass to eat, and if he keeps up the good blow jobs he'll never be sold or slaughtered.

[+ José Soplanucas]

The beast looked to be enjoying it...

Absolutely. If you are supportive of animals rights, you should be for every cow's right to suck a dick.

[+ José Soplanucas]

I wonder who's better at giving head, the cows or the bulls?

[+ Keith30309]

Absolutely. If you are supportive of animals rights, you should be for every cow's right to suck a dick.

 

ALMOST fits on a bumper sticker... Maybe with a little wordsmithing it can fit in beside my "right to arm bears" sticker.

[adannyboy]

"Don't tread on me. But stick your dick in."

[Jim Corrigan]

Old joke.Two guys are watching a dog lick its balls.One says"I wish I could do that"The other one says"don't you think you should ask the dog first"

[klifhangar]

Oh god - why did I open that?! Cows have teeth. I've had cows and I know.

 

Wait.. I didn't "have" cows, I have owned bovine. Ahem. But seriously... yuck. They also have super bad breath.

[wisconsinguy]

Hope Mr. Cow had a full mouth extraction! Maybe somebody with dental experience could tell? WG2

[+ Keith30309]

Oh god - why did I open that?! Cows have teeth. I've had cows and I know.

 

Wait.. I didn't "have" cows, I have owned bovine. Ahem. But seriously... yuck. They also have super bad breath.

 

You don't HAVE to kiss them after... it's simply polite.