What have you done when confronted with conspiracy theorists/whacko clients?

[marylander1940]

What have you done when confronted with conspiracy theorists/whacko clients?

 

Do you change the subject, play along, talk back, check your phone, etc.?

 

Don't name names, but please name issues of the craziest things you've heard from clients while having dinner, in the afterglow or even while having sex...

 

I'm grooving on this guy for a three some with me and my husband. He's hot, sweet, funny, and into all the right things. I ask for recent pics so he sends me to his facebook page, where I learn he's a 9/11 conspiracy theorist, and believes Bush and Israel were in on it with the Saudi royal family.

 

There's no chance I'm getting wood for this guy again, but I'm curious how you all handle stuff like this.

 

I abhor stupidity. If anything about any escort's online persona broadcast "stupid," I would avoid him. Myself, I wouldn't necessarily think a 9-11 conspiracy theorist was stupid or crazy. There are those perplexing questions around 9-11.

 

I did hire a guy once who made me a little uncomfortable. He was really nice, very sweet, but one of those people who was a magnet for misfortune, the kind of person who had a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 

As a true believer in conspiracy theories I would like to know about this guy.

 

Blind date. Somewhere between cocktails and ordrering din, said OJ was framed. (I left)

 

It depends. If I find out the guy is crazy before I meet him in person, then I tend to just forget about him but there are certain variables that could lead to me meeting him. If the sex talk is extremely hot and he seems to be into exactly what I'm into, then I could ignore the crazy politics and conspiracy theories for a hot romp in the sack. If I find out he's crazy when I'm already with him in person, then I might as well suck his dick since I'm there. Maybe I'm just desperate... or addicted to cock.

 

I was inspired by this previous thread.

 

http://www.companyofmen.org/threads/batshit-crazy-escort-client.107462/

[Kuriousity]

Any client who is talking politics when the clock starts needs to get his head examined. The shot clock is ticking, my good man.....

[bigvalboy]

What have you done when confronted with conspiracy theorists/whacko clients?

 

Do you change the subject, play along, talk back, check your phone, etc.?

 

Don't name names, but please name issues of the craziest things you've heard from clients while having dinner, in the afterglow or even while having sex...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was inspired by this previous thread.

 

http://www.companyofmen.org/threads/batshit-crazy-escort-client.107462/

 

Interesting thread ML, and I'm curious as to some of the replies...Please forgive my comment, as I'm not an escort, but religion and politics should be off the table. Nine times out of ten, it's nothing more than a slow motion train wreck. IMHO

[+ José Soplanucas]

I cannot spell what exactly it is, but there is something freaking hot in fucking hard somebody who is nuts.

[Kuriousity]

Interesting thread ML, and I'm curious as to some of the replies...Please forgive my comment, as I'm not as escort, but religion and politics should be off the table. Nine times out of ten, it's nothing more than a slow motion train wreck. IMHO

 

 

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and the Dalai Lama kill boners, kids....

[+ nycman]

I cannot spell what exactly it is, but there is something freaking hot in fucking hard somebody who is nuts.

 

I could totally get off on skull fucking a radical democrat...or republican...or nazi...or socialist....or liberal...or conservative....or fascist....or muslim....or christian...or jew...or buddhist....while they tried to spew their mindless radical crap!

 

I'm a skinhead at heart...what can I say?

 

Fuck'em all!

[+ poolboy48220]

The closest I came was when an escort recommended some self-help book that had 'changed his life'.

[geminibear]

WTF! How did I get lumped in as a whacko?

 

Just bc I believe in a few conspiracy theories I don't think that makes me a whacko, maybe you should reconsider your phrasing MD.

 

When the zombie apocalypse is upon us don't come looking to this well prepared whacko for help.

[marylander1940]

WTF! How did I get lumped in as a whacko?

 

Just bc I believe in a few conspiracy theories I don't think that makes me a whacko, maybe you should reconsider your phrasing MD.

 

When the zombie apocalypse is upon us don't come looking to this well prepared whacko for help.

 

Please quote me so I know you're interested in getting a reply from me, and one more thing, I don't think you're a whacko but if you want please share with us your conspiracy theories and we'll pass judgement.

 

Be a good citizen. . .report their name and contact information to the FBI.

 

LOL, I believe Marilyn Monroe was killed by the Kennedys. Am I in trouble?

[robberbaron4u]

Be a good citizen. . .report their name and contact information to the FBI.

[marylander1940]

The closest I came was when an escort recommended some self-help book that had 'changed his life'.

 

Was he into Cabala too?

[seaboy4hire]

I'm usually the one who is the conspiracy wacko. Question everything the gov does and believe very little.

 

Hugs,

Greg

[seaboy4hire]

WTF! How did I get lumped in as a whacko?

 

Just bc I believe in a few conspiracy theories I don't think that makes me a whacko, maybe you should reconsider your phrasing MD.

 

When the zombie apocalypse is upon us don't come looking to this well prepared whacko for help.

 

What about me? I'm excluded?

 

Hugs,

Greg

[MikeyGMin]

What about me? I'm excluded?

 

Hugs,

Greg

 

Love the new avi. You went from broody to hipster. (And I mean hipster in a good way -- not the insulting way.)

[Riley Wynters]

I find conspiracy theories interesting, to an extent. One of my ex's and I spent our first date discussing the American Legal system and the potential zombie apocalypse, and we both had a great time.

 

I did see a client once who lived in the suburbs of Atlanta, near the mountains, who seemed interested in an escort's perspective of the business. Soon after we sat down and started talking, he asked how I knew he wasn't an ax murderer who had the bodies of other escorts in his basement. That was a client I chose not to see again.

[mike carey]

That was a client I chose not to see again.

I wonder why not!

[Riley Wynters]

I wonder why not!

Honestly, he seemed like a nice guy. I think the problem was that he had never hired before and he had been drinking before I got there and then he continued after I arrived. He wasn't bad to look at either, so had it not been for the off the wall comments and erratic behavior, I probably would have scheduled another appointment with him.