Bizarre Set of Images

[rvwnsd]

I was checking out Backpage (yeah, I know, bad rvwnsd, bad, BAD rvwnsd) and came across this ad:

 

http://losangeles.backpage.com/MaleEscorts/too-late-next-time-another-deadline-missed-only-24-hours-left-to-get-treated-like-a-princess/48830055

 

The curious cat in me clicked on the link and the first thing that I saw was the photo of Vaseline lotion. The images went downhill from there. I suppose the princesses of LA should be thankful the lotion isn't the Dollar Tree house brand.

 

I wonder if the ladies of the house could opine as to whether this ad would be appealing. I'm guessing not.

[nate_sf]

I particularly like the photo of the cats on the massage table. What would Mrs. Slocombe have to say about that?

 

On another note, a link at the bottom to something I'd never heard of called "Fuckbook." I realize I still have so much to learn...

[sincitymix]

I am still wondering what the fruit roll ups are for...

[rvwnsd]

I am still wondering what the fruit roll ups are for...

I'm not sure I want to find out.