Random Questions at Random Moments . . .

[+ WhamIAm]

OK, so I've always been under the impression that I'm a pretty awesome carnivore when it comes to cock sucking. It's a task I really enjoy, and I've very, very frequently been complimented on my skills. But, I'm starting to worry . . .

 

Twice in the last month, guys I've hired have asked me really random questions as I was working (what I thought was) my magic on them. Guy 1: "Do you know what the weather's gonna be like this week?" Guy 2: "What kind of law do you practice?" WTF? Threw me off rhythm for a moment, then I answered the question, was fairly amused, and went on about my business.

 

Wasn't that big a deal, and it continues to make me chuckle. But, it also makes me curious. That's never happened with a hire, a BF, or a trick before in my many (many, many, many) years. So, I'm interested in feedback. Does this happen fairly frequently? Just a slip of the tongue sometimes? Do I need to revise my lofty opinion of my oral skills?

 

Again, it made me giggle more than anything else. I'm already trying to see one of the guys again, and the overall experience with the other guy was pretty damn good, though not earthshattering.

 

Still, I wanted to throw this out there to hear similar experiences, opinions, advice, and (especially) snark.

 

Sadly, it didn't occur to me until after the fact that the best response would have been to answer with my mouth full! ;-)

[kaboom35]

Lol. I had to laugh at this because it's so ridiculous for them to ask you those questions during your oral session. Dirty talk and moaning is what I prefer to hear but not small talk about the weather and my job.

[+ WhamIAm]

I will say there was plenty of that as well. Both were otherwise very interactive and great fun (one was the awesomest of awesome awesomeness), not dead fish. I think that's why I wasn't very bothered. Still, maybe I need to tune up my skills some. Volunteers?:D:cool:

[thickornotatall]

Last week as I was on my knees...doing what I like...and doing a superior job..I was asked (my mouth was full of cock) how about I suck you....you have a beautiful piece of meat...?....I stopped....changed places...after about a minute I said...please let me get back to my favorite sport...Fact is I don't care to be sucked....guess I'm just a sucker with a beautiful piece...BTW...Marek was the man (review coming)....IMHO...he has the most incredible cock....perfectly huge...perfectly shaped...so fat...just perfect!...

Marek was the perfect companion for me....3 times in 1 week....just can't get enough....can't get enough...If I could afford him every day I would....So nice...a really good guy...spoiled me for anyone else...

[Juan Vancouver]

So, I'm interested in feedback. Does this happen fairly frequently? Just a slip of the tongue sometimes? Do I need to revise my lofty opinion of my oral skills?

 

You might want to start hiring adults? My guess is that you were in the company of millennial kids. They are famous for being so self-centred that will ask your opinion on the latest Kesha song while you are being arrested for murder.

 

They don't understand appropriate, then don't have the ability to focus for long, they are unable to understand how anything they say affects their interlocutor.

 

I know ALL generalizations are wrong, but this one sure isn't. it's a weird, strange, self-centered generation.

 

Now, if you were blowing men over thirty... then you should definitely revise your technique. =)

[Juan Vancouver]

And... have you heard the latest Kesha song? Oh, my FUCKING GAWD! It's, like, LITERALLY, the best thing that has ever happened! I CAN'T EVEN CAN!

[+ WhamIAm]

Oh, damn. Both were over 30, both are pretty prominent in the industry. **weeps in sorrow, immediately goes to Safeway to get some cucumbers and bananas for practice.**

 

And, thanks for asking, but I'm not a Kesha fan. But, I suppose this means I didn't hide my last ex-boyfriend's corpse as well as I thought :-(

[Juan Vancouver]

Oh, damn. Both were over 30, both are pretty prominent in the industry. **weeps in sorrow, immediately goes to Safeway to get some cucumbers and bananas for practice.**

 

Sorry to hear that but sadly this kind of mindset is becoming very pervasive. I doubt it has anything to do with your oral prowess.

 

And God forgive me, I don't really know who Kesha is. If I used her as an example is because today I got asked exactly that in the middle of the most inappropriate of times.

 

Focus on the penis and the pleasure of sucking it. Sometimes good penises are attached to dicks. Don't let that dampen your enjoyment.

[corndog]

Twice in the last month, guys I've hired have asked me really random questions as I was working (what I thought was) my magic on them. Guy 1: "Do you know what the weather's gonna be like this week?" Guy 2: "What kind of law do you practice?" WTF? Threw me off rhythm for a moment, then I answered the question, was fairly amused, and went on about my business.

 

Have you considered the possibility that you might be too good at what you're doing? For some of us, it can be difficult to last as long as we would like during oral service. Some guys may silently visualize Margaret Thatcher to slow themselves down, but others may be trying to slow things down by "changing the subject" to something that will help them sustain. Personally, I prefer sexual escapades that are not focused exclusively on my cock.

[+ WhamIAm]

Just for the record, the sessions went through all the permutations possible, not just oral :-) But, corndog, you raise an interpretation I hadn't thought of that salves my dignity, boosts my ego, and generally brightens my day! Thanks!

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

This is funny—I have a client who will go into recounting his day while we're going at it, and it's often accompanied with a question that has nothing to do with what's at hand.

 

I can be face deep in his ass and he'll say: "Do you like sports?" It cracks me up.

[+ quoththeraven]

This is funny—I have a client who will go into recounting his day while we're going at it, and it's often accompanied with a question that has nothing to do with what's at hand.

 

I can be face deep in his ass and he'll say: "Do you like sports?" It cracks me up.

 

That requires a level of dissociation from what's going on I'd never be able to achieve. I don't know how others do it but perhaps this explains how Bill Clinton was able to hold a phone conversation with a representative while Lewinsky blew him without it being obvious.

[Racketjock]

For me, Corndog, has it correct. When I have been with someone with amazing oral talents and a beautiful face/eyes looking up at me while swallowing my dick, everything is wet and warm........okay, where was I? Oh, yeah, if I don't think of something else or as has been the case blurt out something distracting, I've been prone to being a minute-man!

[marylander1940]

OK, so I've always been under the impression that I'm a pretty awesome carnivore when it comes to cock sucking. It's a task I really enjoy, and I've very, very frequently been complimented on my skills. But, I'm starting to worry . . .

 

Twice in the last month, guys I've hired have asked me really random questions as I was working (what I thought was) my magic on them. Guy 1: "Do you know what the weather's gonna be like this week?" Guy 2: "What kind of law do you practice?" WTF? Threw me off rhythm for a moment, then I answered the question, was fairly amused, and went on about my business.

 

;-)

 

At least they didn't text you those questions.

[marylander1940]

For me, Corndog, has it correct. When I have been with someone with amazing oral talents and a beautiful face/eyes looking up at me while swallowing my dick, everything is wet and warm........okay, where was I? Oh, yeah, if I don't think of something else or as has been the case blurt out something distracting, I've been prone to being a minute-man!

 

Damn... for cumeaters you're a blessing!

[rvwnsd]

At least they didn't text you those questions.

ROFLMFAO

[recency]

When with an escort, I like to concentrate fully on the time we are together. It is, alas, all too short even if I arrange for a relatively lengthy session with a an escort I know well. They also concentrate, in my experience. But I also like to chat randomly toward the end of our time together, and I find that an appropriate time to ask random, non intrusive, questions and engage in somewhat chaotic chat. If I can cause the escort to laugh, especially laugh heartily, that is a big success for me. Once again, I am posting on "Ask the Escort", but I find this the most irresistible of the various categories sometimes.

[+ purplekow]

OK, so I've always been under the impression that I'm a pretty awesome carnivore when it comes to cock sucking. It's a task I really enjoy, and I've very, very frequently been complimented on my skills. But, I'm starting to worry . . .

 

Twice in the last month, guys I've hired have asked me really random questions as I was working (what I thought was) my magic on them. Guy 1: "Do you know what the weather's gonna be like this week?" Guy 2: "What kind of law do you practice?" WTF? Threw me off rhythm for a moment, then I answered the question, was fairly amused, and went on about my business.

 

Wasn't that big a deal, and it continues to make me chuckle. But, it also makes me curious. That's never happened with a hire, a BF, or a trick before in my many (many, many, many) years. So, I'm interested in feedback. Does this happen fairly frequently? Just a slip of the tongue sometimes? Do I need to revise my lofty opinion of my oral skills?

 

Again, it made me giggle more than anything else. I'm already trying to see one of the guys again, and the overall experience with the other guy was pretty damn good, though not earthshattering.

 

Still, I wanted to throw this out there to hear similar experiences, opinions, advice, and (especially) snark.

 

Sadly, it didn't occur to me until after the fact that the best response would have been to answer with my mouth full! ;-)

It would have been a bit more disconcerting for me if he had asked me the question while he was sucking my dick. The less garbled the question, the more concerned I would have been.

I might also have been concerned if he asked me how much longer I was planning on being down there.

I would also remind the OP that giving and getting blow jobs are not mutually exclusive, and would have moved to allow the escort to service me, while trying not to miss a beat in my activity

I agree with others who suggested you are just TOO DARN GOOD.

[gallahadesquire]

Mostly, I just get to giggling.