Escorts: Would you take 50.000 United miles for an hour together?

[+ peterhung85]

Escorts: Would you take 50.000 United miles for an hour together?

ABSOLUTELY!!! Let me know if you need somebody like me

[mike carey]

But then I'm a party boy with a bad habit/ a bad habit for drugs.

 

(please tell me you know what I'm talking about).

Not entirely sure I got all of it, but I got the general idea.

[+ stevenkesslar]

It's because I'm a great hunk of spunk.

 

...just an opinion, but someone with the reputation that Chris enjoys doesn't need to be shouting. Most of the time, less is more....

 

God damn it. Why is it that every time Eisenhower opens his mouth, the discussion ends up being about my small penis?

 

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[ZhenXBear]

I was a United fan, until I had to fly last minute in February on American Airlines. Due to weather my return trip landing me on a segment from JFK to SFO on their new Airbus A321T in first class. Holy comfort, batman. Between the shrimp quinoa salad, the chardonnay, warm cookies during my movie, and the Bose noise canceling headsets, I was hooked. *dreamy sigh*

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Not entirely sure I got all of it, but I got the general idea.

I'm guessing not from your reaction. It's from an Aussie TV show.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

God damn it. Why is it that every time Eisenhower opens his mouth, the discussion ends up being about my small penis?

 

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi1mOWQzM2ExZThjYTRjYmM3.png

 

I have never even seen your penis or possibly sucked on it while you were sleeping.

[mike carey]

But then I'm a party boy with a bad habit/ a bad habit for drugs.

 

I'm guessing not from your reaction. It's from an Aussie TV show.

Oops, my bad, I just googled it again, and I had missed the obvious reference. I've never been much of a fan of Chris Lilley, so I haven't watched Summer Heights High. Was that in US TV or did you find it on the net?

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

WHAT? Yes, it was on HBO. I watched it this past winter with a friend who introduced me to SHH and it's one of the funniest, snarkiest, most inappropriate things I've ever seen on TV.

 

He's actually quite brilliant in it, especially as the über-bitchy music teacher Mr. G.

[mike carey]

WHAT? Yes, it was on HBO. I watched it this past winter with a friend who introduced me to SHH and it's one of the funniest, snarkiest, most inappropriate things I've ever seen on TV.

Ok, now you've shamed me, I really need to be aware of these things if people who I chat with in other countries are going to reference them! His stuff is certainly everything you said it is. I'll have to watch SHH before I travel to the US next lest I have nothing to talk to people about!!

[+ stevenkesslar]

I have never even seen your penis or possibly sucked on it while you were sleeping.

 

Oh! Is that what that was? Now I know why people call you a wet dream.

 

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy05NjFkMzI1MDVmYjg0MDM2.png

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Oops, my bad, I just googled it again, and I had missed the obvious reference. I've never been much of a fan of Chris Lilley, so I haven't watched Summer Heights High. Was that in US TV or did you find it on the net?

 

Ok, now you've shamed me, I really need to be aware of these things if people who I chat with in other countries are going to reference them! His stuff is certainly everything you said it is. I'll have to watch SHH before I travel to the US next lest I have nothing to talk to people about!!

 

I mean, I don't know your sense of humor—but if it's anything like mine, you're going to find this to be a source of one-liners for years to come.

 

@stevenkesslar: I would like to sit in at least once in my life on a someecards pitch meeting. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

[mike carey]

*Writes down Chris Eisenhower's phone number and email address*

 

My sense of humour is warped.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Wait until about Episode 5 then, when the school play gets changed suddenly.