What a difference . . .

[Rudynate]

When I was younger, I looked very boyish, and, because of it, guys often assumed that they were going to top me. My assertiveness took them by surprise and they often ended up bottoming. I used to like to get them to tell me what they were going to do to me when they had their chance on top. It got very sexy.

[rvwnsd]

It depends on whether or not Nordstrom is having a shoe sale.

Perhaps you should start a new "extras" program. "Boyhole" costs one $50 Nordstrom gift card, "Boihole" a $100 card, "Pussy Bitch" a $125 card and so forth. Meet up with enough ridiculously verbal guys and you won't have to wait for a sale! Hell, you could buy yourself a Nordstrom.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Of course I should accept that these are the equivalent of escort first-world problems and that none of them compare to anything truly horrific—like being mummified in Saran Wrap or having honey poured on me.

[Gar1eth]

I'm not very verbal. It feels staged to me. I'm big on the moaning, though.

 

I'm not even into moaning much.

 

Gman

[Guest Starbuck]

Tying some "Ask An Escort" loose ends together, my guess is that eager pussy-bitches who fear public shaming from Austin, and doubt they can control their vocabularies with Chris, are calling Mocha right now to ask for an appointment within the hour.

[rvwnsd]

Of course I should accept that these are the equivalent of escort first-world problems and that none of them compare to anything truly horrific—like being mummified in Saran Wrap or having honey poured on me.

Even if they promise to (and deliver on said promise) to lick you clean?

[TruHart1]

Tying some "Ask An Escort" loose ends together, my guess is that eager pussy-bitches who fear public shaming from Austin, and doubt they can control their vocabularies with Chris, are calling Mocha right now to ask for an appointment within the hour.

 

I involuntarily almost literally spit my coffee on my keyboard when I read this and couldn't keep from laughing, Starbuck! Excellent post!!!

 

...and speaking of 'Tying some "Ask An Escort" loose ends together' I bet whipped guy could take care of those 'eager pussy-bitches' right now!!!

 

TruHart1

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Even if they promise to (and deliver on said promise) to lick you clean?

 

Even the thought of being sticky will make my skin crawl. Just... can't... do... it.

 

When and if I ever get married—we're skipping the whole cake-face-smash-thing because I would probably have a seizure.

[Diverdan]

What an interesting and fun post.... it has caused me to go back and think about the most fun and satisfying times I have had... and realized that there was very little conversation, but lots of spontaneous outbursts of pleasure in various ways... from both me and my partner....

[+ Robster]

Even the thought of being sticky will make my skin crawl. Just... can't... do... it.

 

When and if I ever get married—we're skipping the whole cake-face-smash-thing because I would probably have a seizure.

I hate the whole cake-face-smash thing. I think it's awful. Fortunately, Wayne does too, so when we had our wedding reception after we went to Canada to get married nine years ago, we just fed each other the cake without smashing it into each other's faces. Maybe some of our guests were disappointed, but oh well.

 

Rob

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

I mean it's a waste of fucking cake. CAKE!

 

I could eat that cake.

[TruHart1]

Even if they promise to (and deliver on said promise) to lick you clean?

Even the thought of being sticky will make my skin crawl. Just... can't... do... it.

 

When and if I ever get married—we're skipping the whole cake-face-smash-thing because I would probably have a seizure.

 

There is a fine escort ( I won't mention any names) whose massage technique (both nude and allowing complete interactive play) is all about licking you from your toes to your neck, with special attention paid to eating you out after he's licked up your legs, turning you over and then licking you down the front from French kissing your mouth to licking down to your feet and toes again and finally using his talented mouth to suck you until you cum!

 

TruHart1

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Ah, but licking and "licking clean" are two different things. I love to be licked. I'd much rather take a shared shower than be licked clean.

[sincitymix]

There is a fine escort ( I won't mention any names) whose massage technique (both nude and allowing complete interactive play) is all about licking you from your toes to your neck, with special attention paid to eating you out after he's licked up your legs, turning you over and then licking you down the front from French kissing your mouth to licking down to your feet and toes again and finally using his talented mouth to suck you until you cum!

 

TruHart1

For some reason I just imagined a cat.

Meow purr purr hack cough hack haaaaaaaack *hairball*

[rvwnsd]

Ah, but licking and "licking clean" are two different things. I love to be licked. I'd much rather take a shared shower than be licked clean.

 

For some reason I just imagined a cat.

Meow purr purr hack cough hack haaaaaaaack *hairball*

 

I assure you, when this cat is finished he NEVER hacks up a hairball.

[Gar1eth]

I hate the whole cake-face-smash thing. I think it's awful. Fortunately, Wayne does too, so when we had our wedding reception after we went to Canada to get married nine years ago, we just fed each other the cake without smashing it into each other's faces. Maybe some of our guests were disappointed, but oh well.

 

Rob

 

You are supposed to love the person-and then you smush cake on them. I think your way was better.

 

Gman

[Diverdan]

I love the shared shower best of all. It is so much fun after hot, fun, intense action... although I do enjoy being licked in certain places too...