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[markpaul]

Will be in Miami soon. Anyone have any experience with this gentleman?

 

http://www.massagem4m.com/fl/miami/17161/

[corndog]

I have no knowledge of him, but it seems really odd that he offers 30 and 45 minute sessions. What kind of session can be well executed in 30 minutes?

[adriano46]

Hmmm the pricing line of the Murray Hill Gang moves to Miami -- only they offered (normally) massages of 30, 45 and 60 minutes. This is registered under my "Way too good to be true!" column.

 

Man -- needs a copyist who can tell him that hair "style" is not "stile" and 6'3" is written that way, not 63 (unless that is his real age).

 

And sadly, being an ex-English major and teacher, if a student wrote, "You will never regret that u have choosen me and you will definately get back for more!" I definitely would NOT choose to come back for more, no matter how hood the massage was.

 

Sorry -- too many errors for me to let this newbie off. Back some years ago, I used to offer to re-write the copy of masseurs and escorts from Europe precisely to avoid such errors -- I charged nothing for the service. You'd think one of these guys would find a reputable (and kind) client willing do point out the errors and then correct them.

 

Hey - that gives me an idea: those of us who are grammar sticklers can offer to try out the newer masseurs for free copy editing of their ads and they give us the full treatment massage for 1/2 price.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

Hey - that gives me an idea: those of us who are grammar sticklers can offer to try out the newer masseurs for free copy editing of their ads and they give us the full treatment massage for 1/2 price.

 

Sign me up to be an editor! Of course, our services also come with a full review.