Lance Parker

[+ Unicorn]

Since fuzzy-chested Justice Joslin was a hit, let's take a gander at American soccer player Lance Parker. Hey, I never knew there were American male soccer players! So, do any of you soccer fans out there know if the goalie position is considered prestigious?

Lance Parker

Personal information

Full name Lance Andrew Parker

Date of birth August 19, 1985 (age 28)

Place of birth Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States

Height 1.92 m (6 ft 4 in)

Playing position Goalkeeper

Club information

Current club FC Edmonton

Number 1

Youth career

2000–2004 Putnam City North Panthers

2004–2007 Missouri State Bears

Senior career*

Years Team Apps† (Gls)†

2005 Chicago Fire Premier 1 (0)

2006 DFW Tornados 1 (0)

2007 Colorado Rapids U23's 8 (0)

2008–2009 Chivas USA 4 (0)

2010 Miami FC 0 (0)

2011– FC Edmonton 40 (0)

* Senior club appearances and goals counted for the domestic league only and correct as of September 28, 2012.

† Appearances (Goals).

 

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[+ Unicorn]

Lance Andrew Parker was born on August 19, 1985 in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, to Susan and Dennis Parker. He attended Putnam City North High School in Oklahoma City, where he was an all-district performer in soccer during his sophomore season. As a junior, Parker achieved all-conference and all-district honors while helping his team to a conference championship and a state semifinals appearance. As a senior, he earned a spot on Oklahoma’s All-State Boys’ Soccer Team, and was a Gatorade All-America nominee. Parker graduated from Putnam City North with a 4.0 grade-point average.

 

After high school, Parker attended Missouri State University (MSU) on various academic and athletic scholarships which covered his educational expenses in full. Parker made the Dean’s List every semester while at MSU. Parker was a member of the National Society of Collegiate Scholars, and of Phi Eta Sigma, an honors fraternity. He graduated in 2007, cum laude, with a B.S. in General Business.

 

In 2013, Parker put together his first complete season for FC Edmonton, appearing in 20 of the club’s 26 matches.[23] He accumulated the third-most minutes played among NASL goalkeepers (1735), and led the league in save percentage (80.8%). In addition, Parker posted the second-lowest GAA (.950) of any keeper in the league, and the lowest of those who played the full season. Parker missed out on the 2013 Golden Gloves Award, presented annually to the NASL goalkeeper with the lowest GAA for the season, by mere hundredths of a point to a keeper who had only played in the second half of the season and, thus, appeared in just enough matches to meet the minimum requirement for the award.

 

Parker has stated in interviews that were he not a professional soccer player, he would pursue a career as a personal trainer, dietitian, full-time model, or actor. In 2012, Parker was chosen as Oklahoma’s representative in the Cosmopolitan Bachelor of the Year contest.

 

In his spare time, Parker enjoys riding unicycles, dancing, juggling, and performing magic, as well as outdoor activities such as rock climbing, mountain biking, backpacking and camping.

 

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[+ Unicorn]

Lost his chest fuzz here:

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Extreme close-up:

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[+ Unicorn]

Looks like he got a good waxing here. Must'a hurt:

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Fills those Calvins pretty well...

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[+ Unicorn]

Don't you just want to lick him dry?

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We love short shorts...

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Old picture:

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[+ Unicorn]

And now for something completely different. Travis Hanson.

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[Newly]

Where do you find these images. Unicorn, Lance Parker is delicious, yeah, I'd like to lick him...wet or dry.

[+ Unicorn]

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[Samai139]

Lance Parker is certainly a man to enjoy looking at and fantasizing about today. A couple of comments--as a goalie, which is a pestigious position, but not as headline grabbing as the scorers,--he does not have the spectacular legs of those who spend 60+minutees running around the pitch. His upper body is fine but I'm sure those who prefer the more muscular men will not be impressed. Like him more with the chest hair and armpit hair than waxed.

Thanks for posting Unicorn---you are the best.