Your Most Likely Client

[Guest Starbuck]

I'm curious as to your Most Likely Customer in terms of age, ethnicity, marital status, fitness ... or, put another way, if your "typical" client was a character in a movie, what actor would play him?

[Tighty]

Homer Simpson

[Irtwo]

Funny

[+ purplekow]

I think the typical client would be played by Daniel Day Lewis. He is amazingly believable in every obe of his roles.

[Steven_Draker]

Kevin Spacey

 

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http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/Raketnet/Drama/AmericanKoptelefoon.jpg

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Kurtwood Smith is the perfect actor for the "typical" client.

 

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/04/kurtwood_smith_a_p.jpg

[bigvalboy]

Kurtwood Smith is the perfect actor for the "typical" client.

 

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/04/kurtwood_smith_a_p.jpg

 

Oh God...Thanks Chris, now I'm depressed. Now where did I put my freakin glass of wine?

[Atomicshawn]

Kurtwood Smith is the perfect actor for the "typical" client.

 

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/04/kurtwood_smith_a_p.jpg

 

Whenever I see him I always think Clarence Boddicker....NOT the typical client, at least not in this hemisphere ._.

[elliotpierce]

Burt Reynolds and Sean Connery.

[Guest Starbuck]

Burt Reynolds and Sean Connery.

 

So, Elliot, just to be sure we understand you, are you getting Burt and Sean IN THEIR PRIME or Burt and Sean as they are now?

[leigh.bess.toad]

Kurtwood Smith is the perfect actor for the "typical" client.

 

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/04/kurtwood_smith_a_p.jpg

 

Oh God...Thanks Chris, now I'm depressed. Now where did I put my freakin glass of wine?

 

Wine? God, I need something stronger than that. A bottle of Stoli. And a straw. A really, REALLY big bottle.

[bigvalboy]

So, Elliot, just to be sure we understand you, are you getting Burt and Sean IN THEIR PRIME or Burt and Sean as they are now?

 

lol... Yes Elliot, I'm curious also, and be careful how you answer, remember I am already emotionally very fragile.

[elliotpierce]

As they are today. Lol.

One of my regulars could easily pass for modern-day Sean Connery's twin brother. We've actually been stopped by people quite a few times that thought it really was him haha!

[bostonman]

One of my regulars could easily pass for modern-day Sean Connery's twin brother. We've actually been stopped by people quite a few times that thought it really was him haha!

 

Would you say their reactions to him could be described more as shaken, or stirred? :o

[elliotpierce]

Would you say their reactions to him could be described more as shaken, or stirred? :o

 

Nice pun!

Probably an even mix of both.

There have been about three instances. One guy actually begged him to do a Bond impression.

It's really quite funny how often people will think it's him. He gets it ALL the time.

[bigvalboy]

Nice pun!

Probably an even mix of both.

There have been about three instances. One guy actually begged him to do a Bond impression.

It's really quite funny how often people will think it's him. He gets it ALL the time.

 

Well Elliot, thanks for all your responses and for playing along. In the end, you did actually make me feel a whole lot better about who I am and where I am at on this journey. One of these ol days....

[elliotpierce]

Hey, it's the least I could do.

[Michael Wayne]

married, father of 2-4 kids, 35-55....would have been out and proud given another life....masculine......not well hung (very jealous of me)....deeply closeted and in need of discretion. TOM HANKS

[Michael Wayne]

WE ALL WISH IT WAS ryan phillippe THOUGH!!!!!!!!! http://www.rentboy.com/magicmikey

[scottspearsxxx]

Tom Selleck or Sean Connery - hairy or distinguished sometimes I get a Vin Deisel but mostly Tom or Sean...

[+ Amir]

George Bush.

[+ Amir]

Peter Boyle... from everyone loves raymond... his look is very general for the type of clients I get.

[instudiocity]

Peter Boyle... from everyone loves raymond... his look is very general for the type of clients I get.

damn, Amir, I should get a "He's got beautiful white hair" discount or something.

[+ Amir]

Lmao!

 

damn, amir, i should get a "he's got beautiful white hair" discount or something.

[instudiocity]

Kurtwood Smith is the perfect actor for the "typical" client.

 

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/04/kurtwood_smith_a_p.jpg

 

This dood has some serious headboard damage!