Non-drinking escorts

[Atomicshawn]

I've never had a problem with my decision to refuse a drink. I think it's also dependent on the circumstances. First session with a new client? Taking a trip with a regular? Time of day? Sidenote: I know a guy who is hired exclusively because he pulls off the "tipsy straight boy" routine with clients who want that. I guess it's part roleplay but he does have a few drinks beforehand to add to the realism. He is sober enough to be in control and aware of his surroundings, just adds to the experience so he says.

[bigvalboy]

I know a guy who is hired exclusively because he pulls off the "tipsy straight boy" routine with clients who want that.

 

That's kinda hot...that has always been one of my favorite "roll plays" as well....

[corndog]

I wouldn't hesitate to hire an escort who doesn't drink, because I probably won't be drinking in that situation either.

 

However, I do like to drink other times, and I understand the hesitation to be around non-drinking people when you're drinking:

 

When I'm not drinking, I sometimes find people who are tipsy to be really irritating. For better or worse, if I'm drinking, my tolerance for drunken behavior goes way up. So, I assume that other people may feel this way too, and so I'm uncomfortable being around completely sober people when I'm getting a little silly.

 

So, hiring an escort for an hour or two who doesn't drink seems fine. But, I'm sorry to say, I'd probably never consider a boyfriend who was a tea-totaler.

[+ AceBanner]

yeah, I've had guys (not clients) completely become uninterested in me when they find out what being around a non-drinker is really like. I have fun, but I think they find themselves being guarded too much of the time and it's uncomfortable. Maybe that's ok. There's just too much of a difference. I guess escorting has its benefits in that regard, then...LOL

[down_to_business]

I think a non drinking escort is a net positive. I rarely drink but don't mind if someone has one drink around me. What I do mind being around is someone who drinks a lot. I wrote about an earlier experience about going on a 7-day cruise with an escort I liked to be around, except when he drank. Long story short- we went, he drank, and that was the last time I hired him.

 

Besides, there is something sexy about an escort that doesn't need to get totally shit-faced drunk just to be able to escort or spend some time with me.

 

Now what do we think about escorts that don't need to take Viagra?

[Steven_Draker]

When I'm not drinking, I sometimes find people who are tipsy to be really irritating.

 

I hear you. You can replace "drinking" and "tipsy" with many things and will still totally make sense :-)

 

 

... because I wouldn't need to worry about someone showing up buzzed or drunk.

 

I believe that's where I draw the line between an occasional social drink with a client (I didn't say spitting it on my shirt ) and regular (addictive?) drinking.

 

If someone "needs" alcohol for showing up at a meeting, probably he's not in the right field.

[Epigonos]

Ace I always hire escorts for lunch or dinner (his choice) and then a couple of hours of play time. Depending on what I order for my meal I might have ONE glass of wine. If my lunch or dinner companion prefers ice tea or some other non alcoholic beverage with his meal that is his business NOT mine. I could care less. Now what that means is that when you and I get together you may feel free to drink whatever your little olde heart desires. I promise I will be far more interested in our meal time conversation and our after meal fun and games than what you do or do not drink.

[+ AceBanner]

That sounds more common sense to me. I just don't want to make a client feel uncomfortable right from the start...and a meal usually starts it.

Thanks!

[unsub2O17]

A shoe on the other foot. I do not drink (haven't for decades), and I have found that some escorts are a bit uncomfortable with that. Even though I encourage them to have at least one drink if they like, they seem reluctant (and somewhat uncomfortable) doing what I do not do.

[+ AceBanner]

I think there is always some level of discomfort with it on either side until you get to know somebody. My goal will just to always be to put men at ease as quickly as possible so we can enjoy the time together more. All I know to do.

[SteveEscort]

And I wonder why that is? Why do people not trust somebody who doesn't drink? Does it feel like judgement?

 

BigValBoy and I have had this conversation before. I do drink and have a glass or two of wine every evening after I finish my appointments. I will have a glass of wine with a client if he is and often they will say, have a glass of wine even if they are just drinking a soft drink or water.

 

I was brought up in an era where it was deemed sociable to drink. My father worked in a high powered high testosterone work place where major decisions for the company were made in the pub at 2pm between men.

 

Privately though I won't see clients after 10pm unless I have seen them before because I get tired of calls from drunks and druggies after 10pm. They're hard work and difficult to get rid of when the appointment ends.

[SteveEscort]

Now what do we think about escorts that don't need to take Viagra?

 

The're just like me, adorable with stamina. I have never used Viagra lol

[SteveEscort]

A shoe on the other foot. I do not drink (haven't for decades), and I have found that some escorts are a bit uncomfortable with that. Even though I encourage them to have at least one drink if they like, they seem reluctant (and somewhat uncomfortable) doing what I do not do.

 

Thats a very positive thing to do. I like a glass of wine over dinner or when chitty chatting in a hotel room, I won't drink wine unless he offers and if it's just a 1 or 2 hour appointment I can only have one glass or I will be over the legal drink drive limit in the UK.

[Guy Fawkes]

Tips For Better Semen Taste

1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine- they're all pollutants.
   
2. Drink lots of water 1 - 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.
   
3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste: Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices.
   
4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.
   
5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid: Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:
   
6. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty. Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey. Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out
   
7. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, they're big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.
   
8. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work. Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it's a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.
   
9. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.
   
10. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.
    
11. Avoid junk food, they're loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen's taste.
    

 

Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/164106

 

http://i.imgur.com/Tcv00.gif

 

What is your take on an escort who does not drink alcohol?

[+ AceBanner]

At my next appointment I'll definitely use the rationale when explaining (for the 100th time) why I don't drink that they'll at least like the way my semen tastes!! May add a little cinnamon to the diet!!!

[leigh.bess.toad]

I wonder if fennel will really remind you of sucking a licorice stick?

[+ AceBanner]

Fennel....ew!

[leigh.bess.toad]

Agreed, but sucking a licorice stick, or some thing that resembles it? Yummy.

 

Especially something thicker.

[+ AceBanner]

Licorice was never my favorite, however I do enjoy a nice kebab!!

[leigh.bess.toad]

Or ke-chris

Or ke-dave

Or ke-nate

Or ke-ace

Or ke-all at once.

[Phil_musc]

Well now I'm once again learning something I didn't know.

My question, though, concerns point 8 - about products that advertise that they will make your semen taste better. I have never seen such an ad in a magazine, let alone a billboard along the highway. Where are these ads appearing? I can just imagine as a child driving along with my parents and seeing a billboard ad about some product that claimed to improve the taste of semen. As an inquisitive child I imagine I would have had questions. Would have made for interesting family talks.

 

On a related note, there is a review of a working guy in today's review section that clearly was putting away the sauce - didn't seem to help the encounter.

 

 

Tips For Better Semen Taste

1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine- they're all pollutants.
   
2. Drink lots of water 1 - 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.
   
3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste: Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices.
   
4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.
   
5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid: Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:
   
6. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty. Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey. Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out
   
7. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, they're big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.
   
8. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work. Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it's a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.
   
9. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.
   
10. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.
    
11. Avoid junk food, they're loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen's taste.
    

 

Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/164106

 

http://i.imgur.com/Tcv00.gif

[seeker630]

Tips For Better Semen Taste

1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine- they're all pollutants.
   
2. Drink lots of water 1 - 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.
   
3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste: Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices.
   
4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.
   
5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid: Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:
   
6. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty. Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey. Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out
   
7. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, they're big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.
   
8. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work. Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it's a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.
   
9. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.
   
10. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.
    
11. Avoid junk food, they're loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen's taste.
    

 

Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/164106

 

http://i.imgur.com/Tcv00.gif

 

Glad I don't exchange fluids! Don't have to worry about any of this

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

I wonder if fennel will really remind you of sucking a licorice stick?

 

Yes. Yes it will. I made the mistake once of thinking "hey, here's some fennel, and since I love fennel SEED in tomato sauce... I bet this will taste delicious!"

 

It was beyond horrible. Like celery cooked in licorice candy with Sambuca sauce.

[leigh.bess.toad]

Yes. Yes it will. I made the mistake once of thinking "hey, here's some fennel, and since I love fennel SEED in tomato sauce... I bet this will taste delicious!"

 

It was beyond horrible. Like celery cooked in licorice candy with Sambuca sauce.

 

Okay. Note to self. DON'T DO DO THIS!!!!!

 

Or you either, Chris.

[Gar1eth]

LOL...if it weren't for Southern Baptists there would be no liquor stores in the South!!

 

That goes along with the old joke about Baptists not making love standing up because if anyone saw them, the observers might think they were dancing.

 

Gman