Today's review of Simon (NYC)

[operalover21]

Proves the customer is not always right. That's the dumbest review I've ever read. I thought kept going through my mind as I read it .... "if the average person (non-gay) was reading that what would they think?" It wasn't a pretty thought.

[Bart]

Sorry having a hard time typing I am laughing so hard. While the discussions regarding Simon, real or fake have been mentioned several times first negative review. I don't have a lot to say about the review, it's not the first time reviewers claim a guys dick is bigger than it is as previous reviews have stated. All that said I have got to say Simon's response is priceless "if its bid enough for a fire hydrant" call it catty, bad form, whatever I just had to laugh that an escort would say that. Do you think Simon's a bit upset? Damn I am still laughing.

[geoffk]

looks like a mighty fine man to me.

[tsgarp]

As someone who met with him, the pictures don't really match the individual. If he posted honest pics of body and face (un-retouched) I think he'd still get business and many potential customers wouldn't have such a so-so experience because their expectations weren't met.

[Gar1eth]

Going by the pictures, he has one of the thickest tallywackers out there- or at least compared to most of the escorts' pictures on Rentboy. I was interested in seeing it up close and personal on my recent NYC trip, but I don't think he ever answered my call. However, if the pictures are fakes, then I guess I maybe I dodged a bullet. And then of course there is the question of whether Simon and Mr. Renzi are the same. The photographic technique of the way their pictures were taken looks very similar. And their physiques and their unusually large tallywacker girths are very similar too. I wish someone knew the truth for sure.

 

And for the record- while the Review today was not the most polished ever- I personally had no problem with it as a description of an encounter.

 

Gman

[operalover21]

Going by the pictures, he has one of the thickest tallywackers out there- or at least compared to most of the escorts' pictures on Rentboy. I was interested in seeing it up close and personal on my recent NYC trip, but I don't think he ever answered my call. However, if the pictures are fakes, then I guess I maybe I dodged a bullet. And then of course there is the question of whether Simon and Mr. Renzi are the same. The photographic technique of the way their pictures were taken looks very similar. And their physiques and their unusually large tallywacker girths are very similar too. I wish someone knew the truth for sure.

 

And for the record- while the Review today was not the most polished ever- I personally had no problem with it as a description of an encounter.

 

Gman

 

It didn't seem to describe an "encounter" but it did seem to describe a real obsessions with dick size. It was HSYTERICAL!

[hornytwells]

Also, where have those of you who mention it seen Simon's profile/dick size etc? I cant find a link for him?

[Gar1eth]

Also, where have those of you who mention it seen Simon's profile/dick size etc? I cant find a link for him?

 

I'm in a rush and on my iPhone so I can't provide a link now. But go to Advanced Search on Rentboy. Enter New York as the state and Manhattan as the city. In the box for escort name, enter Simon. Then click on Search and his ad will pop up.

 

Gman

[sdvjm]

Here is the link to Simon's RentBoy ad: http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=337137&scid=88260939&sp=1&pos=0&locid=1569&iid=176629

[hornytwells]

Thanks Gman!

[+ poolboy48220]

I'm on the "hysterical" side. His dick's not as big as either his ad said, or especiallly his pictures would imply. We get it. Anything else?

 

The repetition reminds me of some people I work with.

[olympus]

The person depicted in the ad is not the person who appears. End of case.

[Gar1eth]

The person depicted in the ad is not the person who appears. End of case.

 

I'm sorry to disagree with you. But you must be wrong. After all His ad assures us, '100% REAL JOCK - 100% REAL PIX'.

 

Gman

[Lewis H]

I'm sorry to disagree with you. But you must be wrong. After all His ad assures us, '100% REAL JOCK - 100% REAL PIX'.

 

Gman

Well technically, he's not lying. He might actually be a jock, and the pics are real, just that they're not him.