What's you're strangest request?

[Mariner45]

This question has probably already been done before, but escorts, what's the strangest request you've ever gotten? Doesn't matter if you accepted or not. Strangest fetish, place to do the deed, whatever. If you can tell us without endangering confidentiality, please do!

[SteveEscort]

I did a two hour appointment earlier this year where all I was expected to do for 2 hours was lie on the hotel bed with my arse in the air, whilst watching TV and fart.

 

I ate loads of wind inducing food that day before the appointment and it was a huge success. He thoroughly enjoyed it enough that he emailed me a few weeks back and booked me again for the 13th of December, when visiting the area again on business and luckily for me brussells sprouts are now in season.

[jjkrkwood]

I did a two hour appointment earlier this year where all I was expected to do for 2 hours was lie on the hotel bed with my arse in the air, whilst watching TV and fart.

 

I ate loads of wind inducing food that day before the appointment and it was a huge success. He thoroughly enjoyed it enough that he emailed me a few weeks back and booked me again for the 13th of December, when visiting the area again on business and luckily for me brussells sprouts are now in season.

 

I guess money is an aphrodesiac ? Have you no scruples sir ???

[SteveEscort]

Scruples .................... no

 

I was paid to do something safe, natural and which pleased him immensely

 

He'd asked a number of other escorts to perform the task and every one of them turned him down. He'd been turned on by mens farts from a very early age and it was a good appointment, he was a lovely guy and it was his kink. No one was harmed in the making of those farts.

[+ Travis69]

The hotel did have to be cleared of all people, hazmat team called in and no one was allowed to light a match for a 5 mile radius for 3 hours.

[bigvalboy]

The hotel did have to be cleared of all people, hazmat team called in and no one was allowed to light a match for a 5 mile radius for 3 hours.

 

But my guess is, that the 'Bed bugs' survived it all.

[maxwellissmart]

But my guess is, that the 'Bed bugs' survived it all.

 

And roaches... and Cher.

 

Hmm.. I get all the relatively normal people. Except for the following, which still isn't the equivalent of farting on da' bed.

 

"Wrassle with me." No

"Pretend you really, really like me because you obviously don't." No

"Humiliate me." No

 

That's about it.

[+ Travis69]

But my guess is, that the 'Bed bugs' survived it all.

 

Even the bed bugs relocated to a different hotel. They have standards too.

[+ Travis69]

One escort told me he went to the client's home, was sent out to a cruisy park close by and told to have sex and then come back and report his activities to the client as the client masturbated.

[+ Travis69]

Same escort had to sneak into client's bedroom, get naked, crawl into bed, pretend he was asleep and then client dry humped him to orgasm.

[bigvalboy]

Same escort had to sneak into client's bedroom, get naked, crawl into bed, pretend he was asleep and then client dry humped him to orgasm.

 

Wait a minute...let me go get a cigarette, that's kinda hot. No....seriously, that's hot. lol lol

[+ Travis69]

Wait a minute...let me go get a cigarette, that's kinda hot. No....seriously, that's hot. lol lol

 

The escort could also fart as you dry humped him to give you two fantasies in one. Just don't light up your cigarette immediately after your orgasm.

[bigvalboy]

The escort could also fart as you dry humped him to give you two fantasies in one.

 

lol lol lol Oh dear God, I don't even know how to respond to that, I got nothin.... and to think that I am out of cigarettes, damn

[SteveEscort]

This didn't happen to me but it did happen to someone I know. She went to visit a guy who had hundreds of piercings and he had a ring pieced through his scrotum and she was asked to put him on a dog lead, attached to the aforementioned ring and walk him around an open park at 11pm at night.

[bigvalboy]

he had a ring pieced through his scrotum and she was asked to put him on a dog lead, attached to the aforementioned ring and walk him around an open park at 11pm at night.

 

OUCH!!!.........sometimes I am so glad that I am just me. Whatever happened to just a little fucking, sucking, and nipple play, and then here's your money baby, see ya next time I'm in town? This has been a very fun morning. Thanks for all the laughs you guys.

[EastbayMike]

15 replies and nothing from the grammar police? I guess I'm tagged.

[seeker630]

15 replies and nothing from the grammar police? I guess I'm tagged.

 

Perhaps some of us felt that the thread was too interesting to disrupt.

[maxwellissmart]

15 replies and nothing from the grammar police? I guess I'm tagged.

 

I actually started to say something earlier but forgot.

[jimboivyo]

15 replies and nothing from the grammar police? I guess I'm tagged.

 

I'm shocked that grown folks still can't differentiate

[Mariner45]

One of my favorite stories from an escort was one where a woman called him and hired him to come to her house. She wanted her husband to perform oral sex on the escort so that the husband would know exactly what it's like in the hopes that he would stop asking the woman for blowjobs.

 

I laughed so hard I cried when I heard the story.

[maxwellissmart]

One of my favorite stories from an escort was one where a woman called him and hired him to come to her house. She wanted her husband to perform oral sex on the escort so that the husband would know exactly what it's like in the hopes that he would stop asking the woman for blowjobs.

 

I laughed so hard I cried when I heard the story.

 

I've never understood this strange aversion to blowjobs that comes as a result of marriage. Blowjobs make every day like Christmas.

[Xander]

I was called to a very nice penthouse in Atlanta by a very wealthy public official. When I got there, I called him and he told me that his girlfriend would come down to get me.

 

His girlfriend had boobs bigger than my torso, and heels high enough to make this 5'8 woman taller than I am (6'2). Anyway, we get up to his room and the first thing I see is a big bag of coke on a very nice silver tray with lines already cut out. The dude then tells me that he called me because he wants to watch me bang his girlfriend.

 

His girlfriend and I both stared at each other for a few seconds thinking "What the fuck did I just get myself into". Long story short we got the dude incredibly drunk, made him believe that he watched us fool around and we were too tired to go at it again, and I walked out of there with way too much money.

[Xander]

Oh, I've also been asked to...

 

-Dress up in a Hitler Youth uniform

-have the negative energies channeled out of me by a professional energy worker before having any physical interaction

-Make someone gag on my feet for an hour

-have sex in front of the window

-Have sex in a church

-wear long dress socks with tennishoes

 

 

List could go on... just what I remember right now

[Zapped]

Oh, I've also been asked to...

 

-Dress up in a Hitler Youth uniform

-have the negative energies channeled out of me by a professional energy worker before having any physical interaction

-Make someone gag on my feet for an hour

-have sex in front of the window

-Have sex in a church

-wear long dress socks with tennishoes

 

 

List could go on... just what I remember right now

 

Gee, I'd love to hear anything else you remember. And when you retire from escorting, please write a book!

[+ Tygerscent]

Gosh~ I can't actually say without potentially breeching Client confidentiality~ What others might view as strange perhaps is someones grace to growth and need~ Most things make sense when put into perspective and aren't strange at all in that light~

Are you asking what we were not accepting of~?

Why are you asking~?

 

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This question has probably already been done before, but escorts, what's the strangest request you've ever gotten? Doesn't matter if you accepted or not. Strangest fetish, place to do the deed, whatever. If you can tell us without endangering confidentiality, please do!