How Many Of You Think You Can Do Our Job

[SteveEscort]

I was somewhat amused by my outcall appointment last night. Nice enough guy, younger than me, boyish, virtually hairless skin, about 28 years old. Wanted never ending oral, which I don't mind but had me in the most awkward position imaginable for the session. Didn't like wet oral, he liked his dick to be dry everytime I changed the technique (god knows what all that was about).

 

After 30 minutes of constant oral and ball licking, he asked me why I wasn't hard anymore. "I've been concentrating on you for over half an hour". Then he said "Well I want to see a rock hard cock throughout". Honestly he couldn't even see where my dick was because of the position I was in. Then.... after 45 minutes he cum and insisted I swallowed.

 

He did perform oral on me, for all of 30 seconds, twice during the appointment and thought that was enough to keep me rock hard throughout. Then he came out with what I could possibly list as the most insane quote of 2012, he said "You going soft whilst sucking my cock got me concerned and a little agitated and spoilt the appointment a little for me, why is it when you're gay, you're not immediately hard and turned on by sucking the cock of another guy". I might be gay but not every guy floats my boat. If I was looking for dirty rampant filthy fun sex with a guy in my personal life, I would be going for the rugby/footballer/hairy/bald guy, a Bruce Willis, Jason Statham type, not a 28 year old guy with boy nipples. Just because I am gay it doesn't make me super hard when any old cock is in my mouth. He hardly touched me anywhere and wanted me to suck him constantly whilst seeing to my own needs. That's a lot of multitasking. I am sure he's not attracted to every girl he sees in the street or in a bar. I couldn't understand his reasoning. I wondered if he'd said it to make me feel bad or get some money back. He wasn't getting any money back after 45 minutes of non stop oral. He then said "I think I might put an advert in the paper and do some gay escorting, if I could get my cock sucked regular, good and hard and get paid I would be well pleased". I tried to explain that errrrrrrrm it wasn't like that but in the end he had better ideas. The fact he gave me 1 minute of oral in 45 minutes of constant action showed me that his popularity wouldn't last long and good luck to him, I hope no one puts him down for it afterwards like he did to me after 45 minutes of it. Normally guys like that don't bother me, but he seemed to think he was gods gift and that people would want to pay to service him. He just didn't get it.

 

So guys, do you also think you could do our job and escorts, how many clients have told you they could easily do this work.

[Bart]

When I hear stories like this, I know a true professional will control himself and deal with it. I certainly could not. I always applaud gentlemen who are able to find a connection with such diverse group of men no matter their age, shape appearance attitude. I could never do that. To be polite under the most difficult of circumstances. To draw the most shy person who has never hired before, to toning down the aggressive, to be flexible when the client starts changing the plan, therapist to the confused and lonely and finally to deter the infatuated. To handle a jokester sending you to an empty lot. phone and email harassment. All enough to make me become neurotic.

[jjkrkwood]

Every job requires a ceretain amount of skill, but personally, NO, I could not perform with a guy I wasnt attracted to.. For some people, its all about the Sex, and not the person. I kinda envy those people, because they are less discerning and more easily satisfied. I wouldnt say escorting is anymore difficult than any other job, but I would say it takes a "certain kind" of person to pull it off sucksessfully....There are all kinds of people in this world, and many of them are self-centered, egotistical jerks.. But there comes a time in life when they get their "wakeup" call, and for them thats "hard to swallow"....

[wayout]

When I hear stories like this, I know a true professional will control himself and deal with it. I certainly could not. I always applaud gentlemen who are able to find a connection with such diverse group of men no matter their age, shape appearance attitude. I could never do that. To be polite under the most difficult of circumstances. To draw the most shy person who has never hired before, to toning down the aggressive, to be flexible when the client starts changing the plan, therapist to the confused and lonely and finally to deter the infatuated. To handle a jokester sending you to an empty lot. phone and email harassment. All enough to make me become neurotic.

 

Totally agree. Add to that the challenges (risk) associated with potentially being arrested (at least here in the US) and the implications associated with that plus some increased risk to health and safety, it can be more difficult than many other jobs. Every job has its challenges but escorting seems to have its own set of things that very few people would be able to deal with effectively on an ongoing basis. I for one could not do your job Steve but I am glad there are guys out there like you who can, and they do it quite well.

[josephga]

No due to the lack of acting skills. Sometimes I find it difficult to get through a massage appointment when a clients unclean I couldn't imagine dealing with that with a escorts job.. That's why I only do massage I can give a massage to anyone, male female, under weight over weight, regardless of age or race... I'm completely the opposite when it comes to sex and so picky id be out of business within a week. I'm not into roll playing and imo that's a huge part of escorting.

[SteveEscort]

Thanks for the responses so far, hopefully there will be more.

 

I could have been upset at his attitude but he was actually a pleasant soul, he was harmless really but didn't grasp that when you're an escort it's all about the client and not all about you. When I got home last night I poured myself a glass of wine and phoned up a female escort friend of mine for a chat (she had text me when I was working to see if I fancied meeting up for a glass of wine at a local pub). I told her about my client wanting to be an escort and she said she hears it every week and said that yes maybe 1 in 4 want the appointment to be "as pleasurable" for her but doing stuff she likes, by on the whole it's more about what the client needs. This is something I don't think he would handle LOLOLOL

[SteveEscort]

Totally agree. Add to that the challenges (risk) associated with potentially being arrested (at least here in the US)

 

This is the bit I can't get my head around in 2012 in a country which is supposed to be progressive and yet it's illegal in all but one state. In the UK you can advertise in the national and local press, open bank accounts in an escorting business name (I have one just for working for deposits and transfers) etc. It's controlling and brothel keeping that are illegal over here.

[jjkrkwood]

This is the bit I can't get my head around in 2012 in a country which is supposed to be progressive and yet it's illegal in all but one state. In the UK you can advertise in the national and local press, open bank accounts in an escorting business name (I have one just for working for deposits and transfers) etc. It's controlling and brothel keeping that are illegal over here.

 

Well Brits may be lenient when it comes to escorting, but they are still too damn PALE. Having Big uncut cocks will only take you so far. Get some Sun !

[seeker630]

When I hear stories like this, I know a true professional will control himself and deal with it. I certainly could not. I always applaud gentlemen who are able to find a connection with such diverse group of men no matter their age, shape appearance attitude. I could never do that. To be polite under the most difficult of circumstances. To draw the most shy person who has never hired before, to toning down the aggressive, to be flexible when the client starts changing the plan, therapist to the confused and lonely and finally to deter the infatuated. To handle a jokester sending you to an empty lot. phone and email harassment. All enough to make me become neurotic.

 

Agreed! it takes a certain personality and set of people skills (in addition to the physical requirements) that many (most?) of us lack! Some of the skills can be learned, but without the proper personality, an escort will either fail miserably or self-destruct, IMHO.

[Decatur Guy]

I could not be an escort.

 

1. I'm not handsome enough.

 

2. I wouldn't be able to go through with it with some clients.

[jjkrkwood]

I could not be an escort.

 

1. I'm not handsome enough.

 

2. I wouldn't be able to go through with it with some clients.

 

Well DG, ill concur with you on the 2nd point, but as for the 1st point, have you seen some of the guys in Daddys reviews that the members here hire ???? Its obvious that Handsome is NOT a requirement. :o

[SteveEscort]

I could not be an escort.

 

2. I wouldn't be able to go through with it with some clients.

 

You probably could, you just have to get yourself set into "escort mode". I never ever thought I would be able to do this work but I can and I am damn good at it, I wouldn't have been around 12 years if I wasn't. I've seen famous people, disabled people and once a guy who saved up 130 shiny pound coins to see me and gave me them in a food bag. They were handy for popping to the local shop for a bottle of wine on an evening.

 

If I see a guy I don't particularly like then I just think "well it's 60 minutes of my life" and I if I don't want to, I don't have to see him again. Thankfully I have been ok with that over the years, 95% of the guys I see are nice, they might not always been good looking but I get on with some of the less handsome guys better than the ones who think a lot of themselves.

[+ FreshFluff]

The kitten is saving herself, but she's open to dates that don't involve sex. During dinner, you can watch my eyes light up as you discuss your latest triumph at work; I also have my hot red dress ready if you want me on your arm at the opera. Act quickly before I hit my PM limit.

 

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[SteveEscort]

Rate: Ask me

 

I am not booking you, you have ask me rates - A real passion killer

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[+ FreshFluff]

I think sex is only a small part of escorting. Much of it seems to be about ego stroking. This is important both in the dating world and with students, and I find it very difficult to do effectively. The idea is that you have to make people feel good about things they're insecure about, but without sounding fake. ("You're so big" isn't going to work if it isn't true. You have to find something else.)

 

So short answer: No way. I'll keep my red dress laid out though in case anyone PMs.

[bigvalboy]

I think sex is only a small part of escorting. Much of it seems to be about ego stroking.

 

I am not so sure that I agree with you entirely. I just came off an incredible hire, and while I do agree that for me at least, sex is a small part of why I hire. There certainly wasn't any ego stroking going on. He and my friends were engaged in engrossing conversation that made the whole evening one of the most pleasant nights I can ever remember having.

 

I would say that sex was only a small fraction of the evening that I felt was important. For the better part of 9 hours, through dinner and bar hopping, it was his personality, intellect, sense of humor, and a genuine interest in the topic of conversation that dominated the evening that was most important to me. If we did not have sex at the end of the evening, I actually would have been OK with it. He was a pure professional, and no I don't think that I could do his job. I think that escorting is probably one of the most difficult professions to be involved in.

[whipped guy]

Escorting may or may not be the so-called "oldest profession"... but it certainly is one of the most difficult... and it does take special talents... and people skills are paramount among those talents. Years ago I took a course that said that a business should be run as though it were an escort service... meaning that the clients' needs should be met in every way possible. I always remembered that advice and that is the manner in which I try to conduct business... and even when I am forced to deal with someone with whom I really don't feel any real connection... and that is quite often. Recently a client received my services on one of those internet websites and said that I make him feel as though he were my only customer... That made me feel quite humbled.

 

In any event, as for doing the job of an escort... no way! The closest that I have come concerns the fact I have been told that my flogging technique is almost as good as a certain high profile guy's technique. Almost... but still definitely no cigar in my book... Plus, I would have to cater to a rather specialized niche market and as such it would be quite challenging to make a decent go of it.. So at this stage of the game I'll pass... though if I were younger... and at a different place... and a different time... who knows what might have been!!!.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Escorting may or may not be the so-called "oldest profession"... but it certainly is one of the most difficult... and it does take special talents... and people skills are paramount among those talents. Years ago I took a course that said that a business should be run as though it were an escort service... meaning that the clients' needs should be met in every way possible. I always remembered that advice and that is the manner in which I try to conduct business... and even when I am forced to deal with someone with whom I really don't feel any real connection... and that is quite often. Recently a client received my services on one of those internet websites and said that I make him feel as though he were my only customer... That made me feel quite humbled.

 

In any event, as for doing the job of an escort... no way! The closest that I have come concerns the fact I have been told that my flogging technique is almost as good as a certain high profile guy's technique. Almost... but still definitely no cigar in my book... Plus, I would have to cater to a rather specialized niche market and as such it would be quite challenging to make a decent go of it.. So at this stage of the game I'll pass... though if I were younger... and at a different place... and a different time... who knows what might have been!!!.

 

It's not that difficult. Waiting tables is more difficult than escorting, and is something all escorts should do before getting started.

[bigvalboy]

It's not that difficult. Waiting tables is more difficult than escorting,

 

What?? I don't even know how to respond to that...lol lol

[+ FreshFluff]

I am not booking you,

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[whipped guy]

I agree!

 

It's not that difficult. Waiting tables is more difficult than escorting, and is something all escorts should do before getting started.

As for waiting tables... you are certainly correct! That is one difficult job... and it does indeed require the skills that a successful escort would need... such as keeping track of what each individual wants and needs... making sure that those needs are satisfied... and doing so in a personable, affable, and charming manner...

[seeker630]

As for waiting tables... you are certainly correct! That is one difficult job... and it does indeed require the skills that a successful escort would need... such as keeping track of what each individual wants and needs... making sure that those needs are satisfied... and doing so in a personable, affable, and charming manner...

 

Does thatt mean all my wait people have hard-ons when serving me?

[bigvalboy]

What am I missing? I am literally 180 degrees away from your point of view. You guys can't possibly be serious. Waiting tables is harder than escorting??? Well alrighty then, guess I'll just move on down the road.

[whipped guy]

What am I missing? I am literally 180 degrees away from your point of view. You guys can't possibly be serious. Waiting tables is harder than escorting??? Well alrighty then, guess I'll just move on down the road.

If not harder it is just as hard... well almost... the best waiters have people skills... satisfy their customers with a smile... and make them leave happy... and get a tip for it to boot in addition to their regular salary... and hopefully don't spill anything on their customers in the process... (That's what would make it difficult for me... LOL! Not to mention I would get the orders all screwed up as well...)

 

At any rate, I wish the cute dude that serviced our table in Key West a couple of weeks ago had been working it. I would have taken him home with me in a heartbeat!!!! Damn he was purdy! Going out this afternoon... Hope I get lucky with another looker...