One of the most fake-looking reviews I've seen in a while

[Marc Dylan]

Holly fuck, are we still talking about this? Blah blah blah, Marc Dylan is a reputable escort with great reviews and good referrences and lots of regulars and good business and for some indiscernable reason he had to make a short, badly written review of himself because surely he gets no compliments from strangers in his bed every other night and he's that desperate to boost his ego. And conveniently the people who caught it are the ones who had a previous beef with him. Sure. THAT'S plausible!

 

Or maybe he was shitfaced and he really did. Lay off it already. I have better things to do than listen to you queens, I'm still trying to decide between Parker and Jack!

 

Lol , i warned you mr. You might as well run down to sports authority and buy a target to put on. Its quite possible I was shit faced , considering I almost never drink any alcohol , one sip of beer and i could fly off the handle.

[Mariner45]

Lol , i warned you mr. You might as well run down to sports authority and buy a target to put on. Its quite possible I was shit faced , considering I almost never drink any alcohol , one sip of beer and i could fly off the handle.

 

I'd hire you just to watch that happen.

[JamesNYC]

 

Get back to us when you start making sense. We'll wait.

 

That made perfect sense. You just don't like it.

[Guy Fawkes]

Yawn!

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