............and I thought I'd heard it all hahahahaha

[maxwellissmart]

So he's too cheap to spring for a hotel but he's got money for an escort.

 

I hate it when people try to sell you on something they know is an outrageously bad deal for you. If it happens again, tell him your regular hourly rate is for companionship. Also, you are treating the escort as a client and would charge your hourly rate for two people.

 

HA—you should totally offer to see some clients with black escort in the hopes that you do, so you can say to client: "hey, I got hired with _____, and you're right—he's hot!"