Here's a thought...

[maxwellissmart]

If you want a therapeutic massage and aren't interested in being charged a rate for escorting, then don't allude that you'd like me to be naked and perform services for you like an escort would.

This includes being naked, being a stripper and so forth. Jesus, I hate coupon clippers.

[bigvalboy]

If you want a therapeutic massage and aren't interested in being charged a rate for escorting, then don't allude that you'd like me to be naked and perform services for you like an escort would.

This includes being naked, being a stripper and so forth. Jesus, I hate coupon clippers.

 

Here's my thought...I would hate that also. A therapeutic massage by my definition is a legit massage with the masseur complete dressed, maybe not a shirt but certainly with pants on that stay on the entire time. I would expect a masseur that advertises therapeutic to provide a massage that one would expect from a legitimate spa. A sensual massage is where the masseur would most likely have his shirt off and the massage would take on a more sensual aspect, like touching or massaging closer to more erotic areas of the body, but would stop short of touching private parts. Some masseurs will transcend into a more erotic massage when they advertise sensual, but I NEVER expect that to happen.

 

And erotic massages well you get what you pay for, but when someone advertises erotic, I am very explicit as to what I expect will or will not happen. An erotic massage is NOT AN ESCORT SERVICE. You want full on sex, then pay for it damn-it.

[maxwellissmart]

Here's my thought...I would hate that also. A therapeutic massage by my definition is a legit massage with the masseur complete dressed, maybe not a shirt but certainly with pants on that stay on the entire time. I would expect a masseur that advertises therapeutic to provide a massage that one would expect from a legitimate spa. A sensual massage is where the masseur would most likely have his shirt off and the massage would take on a more sensual aspect, like touching or massaging closer to more erotic areas of the body, but would stop short of touching private parts. Some masseurs will transcend into a more erotic massage when they advertise sensual, but I NEVER expect that to happen.

 

And Erotic..well you get what you pay for, but when someone advertises erotic, I am very explicit as to what I expect will or will not happen. An erotic massage is NOT an escort service. You want full on sex, then pay for it damn-it.

 

Well it's my own fault for not checking email history—I would have then realized he's called several times before and never responded to any of my follow up correspondence. And he was creepy and I feel dirty now.

[bigvalboy]

he was creepy and I feel dirty now.

 

Damn good thing I wasn't around, I would have "Bitch Slapped" him into next Tuesday. Open a nice bottle of Merlot, light some candles, turn on some soft music, dim the lights, slip into a warm bubble bath, and then just soak..You will be fine baby.

[+ FreshFluff]

Here's my thought...I would hate that also. A therapeutic massage by my definition is a legit massage with the masseur complete dressed, maybe not a shirt but certainly with pants on that stay on the entire time.

 

This guy sounds like bad news because of the desire for services. As you say, if he wants a therapeutic massage, why is he going to an escort?

 

But some people legitimately want to be undressed (under a sheet) during a massage; I know I do. Being able to take off jeans and other restrictive clothes makes it easier to relax.

 

But I can see why a masseur working alone would have that policy: Unlike spa masseurs, they can't just call in the manager.

[unsub2O17]

Do most escorts get as many losers as Max does or does he just tell us about them??

[maxwellissmart]

Do most escorts get as many losers as Max does or does he just tell us about them??

 

I get lots of great clients, Unsub. In fact, the client I saw while this guy messaged me was one of the better ones. What pissed me off was that the guy was an ass on the phone and played the "let's pretend to be interested in one thing but ask questions about the other" game, and then implied that what I was offering was far too expensive for what he asked for—when in reality he's one of those types who wants a $20 hand job and to be able to suck me off.

 

But yes—to answer your question I do often mention these clients on the board because sometimes they are indicative of the red-flag or "mistake" questions that I (or other escorts) get often from truly legit clients who don't know better.

[bigvalboy]

I get lots of great clients, Unsub. In fact, the client I saw while this guy messaged me was one of the better ones. What pissed me off was that the guy was an ass on the phone and played the "let's pretend to be interested in one thing but ask questions about the other" game, and then implied that what I was offering was far too expensive for what he asked for—when in reality he's one of those types who wants a $20 hand job and to be able to suck me off.

 

But yes—to answer your question I do often mention these clients on the board because sometimes they are indicative of the red-flag or "mistake" questions that I (or other escorts) get often from truly legit clients who don't know better.

 

Max...why are you letting this nut case upset you? Take my advice....(see previous post entitled "Damn good thing I wasn't there") then go to bed...by morning this will all be a distant memory. oooxxx sweet dreams..I gotta bounce dog...

[jjkrkwood]

Max, you PROMISED you wouldnt reveal and talk about ME on this Board. i told you I was on a fixed income and couldnt afford these expensive escorts any longer.....Geez, all this drama over a simple request for a handjob.... I feel Betrayed !

[josephga]

I haven't had a bad one in about 2 months now. sales went way up once I removed erotic massage from my listing. people see the word erotic and tend too think it's not a serious massage and more of a code word for escort. You use the word erotic they tend to expect oral which imo is a escort not a massage. I started telling people that It's a real massage with all the therapeutic aspects that most are looking for with sensual elements. It still comes with a release but I wear gym clothing and it's not interactive. I don't view sensual as just a release it's the flow, pressure and touch of my hands. It's the choice of music I play the flickering of candles in a darken room, the scent in the air

[jjkrkwood]

I haven't had a bad one in about 2 months now. sales went way up once I removed erotic massage from my listing. people see the word erotic and tend too think it's not a serious massage and more of a code word for escort. You use the word erotic they tend to expect oral which imo is a escort not a massage. I started telling people that It's a real massage with all the therapeutic aspects that most are looking for with sensual elements. It still comes with a release but I wear gym clothing and it's not interactive. I don't view sensual as just a release it's the flow, pressure and touch of my hands. It's the choice of music I play the flickering of candles in a darken room, the scent in the air

 

And I just bet YOU smell Delicious ?

[maxwellissmart]

Max...why are you letting this nut case upset you? Take my advice....(see previous post entitled "Damn good thing I wasn't there") then go to bed...by morning this will all be a distant memory. oooxxx sweet dreams..I gotta bounce dog...

 

You're right—I guess what upset me was that I actually talked to the guy on the phone as opposed to email, and he was a dick. It pisses me off when someone implies that I'm being ridiculous with pricing when they're obviously trying to be cheap.

 

Like I said before, I should have checked email history first and I would have seen this guy was already a dick.

[MFLV]

I don't get the haggling over price thing? You post your rates so that's your rate. If the guy can't afford that rate then he should move on. I guess there are some that will lower the rate if pressed so some guys think they can haggle. If from the start the rate seems high to me I just look elsewhere but I never haggle over posted rate.

[BostonPhil]

Do most escorts get as many losers as Max does or does he just tell us about them??

 

Max is a little more free to discuss such things as no one knows who he is. We all get the cheap guys, the crazies and the great guys. As for Max being upset by this guy, it can be extremely unnerving when you discuss plans for a session and a client goes completely off book. We try to prepare mentally for every session to give the client the best experience possible, some one says they really want one thing but in the session changes it to the opposite, it throws us off. I'm not saying plans are rigid but turning it all on its head unexpectedly might end in a less than satisfying session.

 

I don't get the haggling over price thing? You post your rates so that's your rate. If the guy can't afford that rate then he should move on. I guess there are some that will lower the rate if pressed so some guys think they can haggle. If from the start the rate seems high to me I just look elsewhere but I never haggle over posted rate.

 

People do this all the time though. I can come down but I generally won't if it is the first meeting we are having.

[josephga]

when people try to start haggling over prices with me I remind them that I'm certified state licensed that i have created a real massage room and have on going continuing education and that my over head is more than the guy that lost his job in retail that just tossed up a table and does body rubs.

[maxwellissmart]

Max is a little more free to discuss such things as no one knows who he is. We all get the cheap guys, the crazies and the great guys. As for Max being upset by this guy, it can be extremely unnerving when you discuss plans for a session and a client goes completely off book. We try to prepare mentally for every session to give the client the best experience possible, some one says they really want one thing but in the session changes it to the opposite, it throws us off. I'm not saying plans are rigid but turning it all on its head unexpectedly might end in a less than satisfying session.

 

 

 

People do this all the time though. I can come down but I generally won't if it is the first meeting we are having.

 

How pretentious of you. Tell me something I don't already know. You need to get your shit straight before you go talking shit.

 

Yeah... it doesn't sound right coming from me.

[BostonPhil]

How pretentious of you. Tell me something I don't already know. You need to get your shit straight before you go talking shit.

 

Yeah... it doesn't sound right coming from me.

 

You dick

[maxwellissmart]

You dick

 

You used to be more fun. Wha' happen?

[josephga]

you all a bunch of shit talking dicks. show some class, flips hair!

[maxwellissmart]

you all a bunch of shit talking dicks. show some class, flips hair!

 

... and purse your lips like Tyler Perry.

[jjkrkwood]

Now if Rockhard really wants to see a bunch of effeminate, lisping, finger snapping sissy fairys, all he needs to do is look at you 3 girls !

[josephga]

Now if Rockhard really wants to see a bunch of effeminate, lisping, finger snapping sissy fairys, all he needs to do is look at you 3 girls !

 

caroline "go scratch

[BostonPhil]

You used to be more fun. Wha' happen?

 

I got tired of your fucking bitching!

 

you all a bunch of shit talking dicks. show some class, flips hair!

 

I AM a CLASSY lady!

[BostonPhil]

Now if Rockhard really wants to see a bunch of effeminate, lisping, finger snapping sissy fairys, all he needs to do is look at you 3 girls !

 

Don't make me take my wig off!

[jjkrkwood]

Don't make me take my wig off!

 

Honey, you cant even get the punchline right..... Its your earrings and heels !