Target? Wal-Mart? Gucci?

[gcursor]

This is a question for escorts but can be expanded to everybody. Let's say that stores started selling "escort" services,

 

1. If you're an escort, which store do you envision would be selling your services?

2. If you're a client, which store would you shop at?

 

ADDENDUM: Sorry! I mean you can pick ANY STORE that you want..NOT just the ones alluded to in the title.

[rvwnsd]

This is a question for escorts but can be expanded to everybody. Let's say that stores started selling "escort" services,

 

1. If you're an escort, which store do you envision would be selling your services?

2. If you're a client, which store would you shop at?

 

Are you limiting our choices to Target, Walmart, and Gucci or may we specify any store?

[Boner]

Ben & Jerry's. More to choose from.

[bigvalboy]

Are you limiting our choices to Target, Walmart, and Gucci or may we specify any store?

 

Among those three...I'm a Target kinda guy, more bang-for-your-buck.

Now buying on the cheap, things don't last as long, but certainly long enough for an overnight, and Target has a great return policy, with a receipt, you can return anything for a full refund, and no questions asked. Sorry Max, but a "Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do"

[jjkrkwood]

Ben & Jerry's. More to choose from.

 

Stonecold Creamery has B and J beat, and while we're on the topic of BJ's, thats where I would shop. Nothing like picking up your escort from one of those BIG BOX stores, and those free Food samples they hand out, can only imagine what the sample would be ???? If you dont have a BJ's, you can substitute a Sam's Club or Costco.

[Steven_Draker]

If you're an escort, which store do you envision would be selling your services?

 

Of course it would be ...

 

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/pnt/big_donut_drive-in_early_1960s_los_angeles.jpg

 

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

Nordstrom - higher quality and the return policy of no questions asked would ensure that I was getting my money's worth.

[bigvalboy]

Of course it would be ...[/color]

 

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/pnt/big_donut_drive-in_early_1960s_los_angeles.jpg

 

 

Of course!!!! ;)

[rvwnsd]

Among those three...I'm a Target kinda guy, more bang-for-your-buck.

Now buying on the cheap, things don't last as long, but certainly long enough for an overnight, and Target has a great return policy, with a receipt, you can return anything for a full refund, and no questions asked. Sorry Max, but a "Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do"

 

I was thinking the exact same thing. You don't even need a receipt. They can look up any purchase made with a credit card by scanning the card.

 

Regarding better quality at Nordstrom...are you really getting better quality​ or simply a brand with more cache?

[bigvalboy]

You don't even need a receipt. They can look up any purchase made with a credit card by scanning the card.

 

And rvwnsd...LOL you can return it even if the package was opened and used!! Perfect for returning an escort. To all the great escorts out there, sorry, but it is true.

[LurkerSpeaks]

I would say it depends on the time, situation, etc. I am a believer in "you get what you pay for", but we aren't always able to pay top dollar. Nordstroms is reknowned for their customer service, and isnt that pretty much what you want from an escort? But there are times when you just want something quick and cheap, but still pretty to look at, so at times like that, Ikea will fit the bill.

[unsub2O17]

Great question! Let's say the escort world is like a huge shopping mall with specialty and anchor stores like Sears, Pennys, Macys, and Nordstroms. I find that not only do I not find what I'm looking for at Sears or Pennys, but that I usually don't like the quality or appearance of the merchandise there. I usually skip Nordstroms and the specialty stores because they're pretty but over priced. And that leaves--Macy's--where I usually find what I'm looking for at good quality and a fair, if higher than S or P, price. I've never tested Macys return policy because I'm careful what I buy in the first place. I make sure that it fits, and I like the way it feels and looks before I buy. So, once I buy, I intend to keep it and use it over and over again. The analogies to hiring an escort are endless!

[bigvalboy]

I've never tested Macys return policy

 

FYI...they will return anything, anytime, for any reason. No receipt=store credit..receipt=cash back, even if the item shows signs of being worn. I have even told them that I wore it but changed my mind, no problem! and yes the analogies are endless...LOL

[rvwnsd]

And rvwnsd...LOL you can return it even if the package was opened and used!! Perfect for returning an escort. To all the great escorts out there, sorry, but it is true.

 

I know! In fact, I returned a used coffee maker sans box last night because it developed a leak after a month. Leaks wouldn't be a problem, of course, with an escort if one enjoys watersports.

[rvwnsd]

FYI...[Macy's] will return anything, anytime, for any reason. No receipt=store credit..receipt=cash back, even if the item shows signs of being worn. I have even told them that I wore it but changed my mind, no problem! and yes the analogies are endless...LOL

 

The one and only benefit of Marshall Field's adoption of Macy's name was the abandonment of the Dayton-Hudson era return policy in favor of Macy's. If they were still around, I would shop for escorts at Field's. Excellent quality and service at multiple pricepoints. And those sturdy green shopping bags.

[gallahadesquire]

It depends on my current tastes:

 

SEARS if i want a beefy, blue collar type

NORDSTROMS if I want a more=mature, WASP-like stud

A&F = the body type is obvious

TOYS R US if I want a twink

BARNES AND NOBLE for an intellectual

 

I understand MANHUNT is going to be opening a set of retail stores.

 

Oh ... I agree that losing Field's was nasty .... but I have a Carson Pirie Scott budget

[+ Oliver]

Bed Bath and Beyond???

[rvwnsd]

...Oh ... I agree that losing Field's was nasty .... but I have a Carson Pirie Scott budget

 

Man, do I wish we had Carson's in SoCal! The old State Street store closed a few years ago. City Target is opening on the first couple of floors on the State Street side this summer.

 

I would definitely shop Carson's for escorts. They would try twice as hard 'cuz they want to show they are just as good as Field's.

[+ Charlie]

Because I have very eclectic tastes, and often don't know what I want until I see everything that is available, it would definitely have to be a department store. Nowadays, that pretty much limits me to Macy's, but in the old days I did most of my shopping at John Wanamaker's, except for underwear, which I always bought at Bloomingdale's. Every now and then, however, I would look for an escort at Lord & Taylor.

[+ FreshFluff]

Nordstrom - higher quality and the return policy of no questions asked would ensure that I was getting my money's worth.

 

Also to enhance your hiring experience, there would be a handsome older guy under the escalator playing pleasant piano music.

[jawjateck]

Even though I'm a Target shareowner, I gotta be true to my southern roots (we're all trailer trash down here, right?); I'm probably closer to Dollar General. Despite the junk and clutter of those places, you can still buy many brand-name items that you want and need, often at lower prices. I'm always on the hunt for quality merchandise that is marked down. I'm a bargain shopper.

[Bosguy]

Either Macy's or Kohl's. Good quality and ,if you play it right, great prices.

 

As far as my guys as a client-----any store in Chicago.

 

Boston Bill

[Michael Wayne]

when i was a kid there was a mens' suit company I think called , "Syms," but not sure on the name. What I do remember is there ad campaign, "AN EDUCATED CONSUMER IS OUR BEST CUSTOMER" . fOR ME THAT SAYS IT ALL!!! I prefer a client who has READ all my reviews and actually had a phone conversation with me prior to booking. For example anyone who has seen me knows I prefer and do better performance wise at 7pm than at 2am. If someone hires me at 2am they probably wont get my A plus game. I will give it my all with maximum effort but I wont be at my best.

[Michael Wayne]

also. have some idea of an agenda before the date. dont spring on me that you want to be fisted after the date starts!!! lol! that is probably something we should discuss ahead of time. Just be an educated consumer.... http://www.rentboy.com/mikey9nola1