ALEXANDER (Today's rebuttal of a critical review)

[robberbaron4u]

Be careful out there, gentlemen . . .

[+ poolboy48220]

Yeah, the reviews made me somewhat interested. The response killed that interest.

[robberbaron4u]

Granted, that by his published portfolio, Alexander is "hot", based upon information and belief all of his reviews save No. 5 have been posted by his "publicists" and he runs "cold" from the tap.

[jjkrkwood]

robber, now Dont be coy. Is there something ELSE about Alexander that you are NOT telling us ???? Seems like there is more to this story ?

[jgoo]

Great response by Alexander....as an example of how to respond to a critical review if you want to turn potential clients off. If he does have a "publicist" as robber suggests, then he should definitely fire that guy.

 

Although no excuse for his response, to be fair the review he responds to does seem a bit off to me for some reason. First, he complains that Alexander didn't suck whatsoever however it is pretty clear from the other reviews that he only gets oral. Unless it was discussed and agreed to before hand, not sure why that should have come as a surprise to him. Also, while his Rentboy ad does say his talent is massage, no other reviews even mentioned anything about a massage (and it isn't on his website either) so I do believe the client shares some of the blame for the outcome of their meeting as I don't think he did proper due diligence.

[robberbaron4u]

May I assume you imply that "due diligence" by the client should have included a "background" investigation?

[jjkrkwood]

I always enjoy a good RANT, especially when its done with an "accent".... Ay Papi !

 

(ps, maybe it was really cold in that hotel room which accounts for a normally 8" cock being only 5-6"). ???

[jgoo]

May I assume you imply that "due diligence" by the client should have included a "background" investigation?

 

That would be great if it were possible. Lacking that, perhaps actually reading the other reviews would have been beneficial. At the minimum he would have known the escort only gets oral and should not have been surprised when he didn't give. Beyond that, there are enough other question marks about massage abilities and kissing.

[citylaw1]

And yet another reason to hate Miami.

[gallahadesquire]

Another narcissistic raver. nothing like it whilst waiting for the caffeine to kick in.

[jawjateck]

This is another example of why I do not schedule an appointment with any guy who advertises as "bi", "mostly straight", or "straight" unless I have a recommendation/review from someone I know and whose opinion I value. For these guys, no amount of glowing reviews will entice me to see 'em without a trusted peer recommendation.

 

This one is a big Loser......

[Leathermike69]

This kid sounds like he's retarded....nothing like sex with a vegetable!

[+ overeasy]

Alexander -- found shot in foot by self......

[Decatur Guy]

Stupid move, Alexander, STUPID move.

 

I had actually mental checklisted him as possibility if I'm ever in Florida, even with the bad review. Then I saw his response. Holy cow, STUPID response.

 

Then I reread review No. 7 ... that was Alexander reviewing himself, unless the person is a real client and very coincidentally has the same bad writing style and is prone to misspell and mangle the same words and phrases.

 

Adios, muchacho.

[jjkrkwood]

Stupid move, Alexander, STUPID move.

 

I had actually mental checklisted him as possibility if I'm ever in Florida, even with the bad review. Then I saw his response. Holy cow, STUPID response.

 

Then I reread review No. 7 ... that was Alexander reviewing himself, unless the person is a real client and very coincidentally has the same bad writing style and is prone to misspell and mangle the same words and phrases.

 

Adios, muchacho.

 

DG, I didnt know you were bilingual ? Muy bien, amigo ! :o

[Decatur Guy]

DG, I didnt know you were bilingual ? Muy bien, amigo ! :o

 

LOL. My most frequently spoken phrase when I was in Madrid: "Hablo un poco Espanol."

 

I lived in Texas for a few years in a half-and-half neighborhood. Most of the stores were Spanish/English. I learned to read basic Spanish decently, but I can't "hear" at all or really speak it.

 

In college, it accounted for one of my two C's.

[rvwnsd]

Good thing he is a "High Class Escort." God knows what he would have said if he was just medium- or low-class.

[robberbaron4u]

Gentlemen, Alexander's contempt of queens, queers and faggots, that is, his market, is only aggravated by such spurious remarks as have been posted today; doubtlessly, trolls that you are, the concept of being a legend in your own time, as is Alexander, is beyond your comprehension. You are not worthy of his attentions. . .

[JT Brooklyn]

Hunk BUT!

 

Well since he's probably only lost a very small group of Client's IF ANY from Daddys the Guy will continue to just have to "Stand and Pose" and still do very well from his looks!

 

I'm sure even the Girl's buy the drinks for this dude! Everyone is a Sucker for Purdy..it doesn't have to talk much! Of course when the Year's catch up it will be Payback..which can be a Bitch!

[+ Travis69]

I don't even think he is that hot. The face is average and the pecs are already flabby and sagging.

[jjkrkwood]

Gentlemen, Alexander's contempt of queens, queers and faggots, that is, his market, is only aggravated by such spurious remarks as have been posted today; doubtlessly, trolls that you are, the concept of being a legend in your own time, as is Alexander, is beyond your comprehension. You are not worthy of his attentions. . .

 

robber, you are no doubt correct, as you always are. And I therefore would never be so presumptuous as to attempt to get on my knees and worship at his feet, troll that I am.

 

I hope alexander knows how to Fuck Himself, cause with his attitude, he's the only person he will end up having sex with. ( and maybe 1 or 2 others that like humiliation)

[jjkrkwood]

I don't even think he is that hot. The face is average and the pecs are already flabby and sagging.

 

Travis, you are just another HATER..... fuck off !

[robberbaron4u]

Stop it, I say!

[+ Travis69]

Travis, you are just another HATER..... fuck off !

 

I will beg for forgiveness so that I can lavish the young man with compliments, be worthy of an appointment with him and stuff hundred dollar bills between his man boobs....

[jjkrkwood]

I will beg for forgiveness so that I can lavish the young man with compliments, be worthy of an appointment with him and stuff hundred dollar bills between his man boobs....

 

Such a jealous Bitch ! Shame on you ...