A Normal Escort, A Gym Freak or An Airhead ?

[SteveEscort]

Most of my clients come to me because I am normal. I am "blokey", hairy, bearded, have a few extra pounds and have a substantial lunch box.

 

My one and only client today told me he had seen a local escort on the other side of the river to me who he said had a washboard stomach but had used Listerine to mask his smoking habit and didn't fancy doing much. When he asked him general questions, he was evasive and the client didn't feel "wanted". He's seen me before a few years ago and said that out of all the escorts he'd seen over the years in the UK and Ireland, myself and two other guys are the only two he'd consider going back to. Obviously he carried that consideration through today.

 

I asked him why me as opposed to other Newcastle Escorts and he said "Because you're normal, some of the guys I have met are cookoo, half use something to get by and most don't have any passionate social skills to make an appointment special and therefore make you feel seedy for having to pay".

 

I was horrified that escorts would make him feel like that but sort of ties in with the recent discussions on here by unsub2017 where he has similar experiences.

 

So are the ditzy queeny chain smoking skinny 18 year old ones your type, or the fit gym freaks or do you just prefer a normal person.

[tyro]

I like my gents aged 40+. I have no desire to put some child through college, deal with someone high, or fear being snapped in half by some "muscle stud." Sweet, smart, hairy, and hung are good though.

[jjkrkwood]

Most of my clients come to me because I am normal. I am "blokey", hairy, bearded, have a few extra pounds and have a substantial lunch box.

 

My one and only client today told me he had seen a local escort on the other side of the river to me who he said had a washboard stomach but had used Listerine to mask his smoking habit and didn't fancy doing much. When he asked him general questions, he was evasive and the client didn't feel "wanted". He's seen me before a few years ago and said that out of all the escorts he'd seen over the years in the UK and Ireland, myself and two other guys are the only two he'd consider going back to. Obviously he carried that consideration through today.

 

I asked him why me as opposed to other Newcastle Escorts and he said "Because you're normal, some of the guys I have met are cookoo, half use something to get by and most don't have any passionate social skills to make an appointment special and therefore make you feel seedy for having to pay".

 

I was horrified that escorts would make him feel like that but sort of ties in with the recent discussions on here by unsub2017 where he has similar experiences.

 

So are the ditzy queeny chain smoking skinny 18 year old ones your type, or the fit gym freaks or do you just prefer a normal person.

 

I am not sure the answer is so clearcut or defined as to having one or the other. What if you like an 18 yo gym freak that is a bit alternative ? And what is NORMAL really ??? Each persons defintion of what normal is will be different, as are their tolerances.

[SteveEscort]

I am not sure the answer is so clearcut or defined as to having one or the other. What if you like an 18 yo gym freak that is a bit alternative ? And what is NORMAL really ??? Each persons defintion of what normal is will be different, as are their tolerances.

 

I realise that, which is why I am asking. I've met some "cookoo" escorts myself in my time and my god some of them need a kick up the backside. I remember being at an escort social evening years ago which was a mix of escorts and clients in London and one escort said "Oh why were you talking to that fat tw*t girlfriend, pic some gorgeous men to do". That fat tw*t was my overnight and he was lovely and don't call me girlfriend, it was a social evening for escorts and clients not an Absolutely Fabulous fan night.

[jjkrkwood]

I realise that, which is why I am asking. I've met some "cookoo" escorts myself in my time and my god some of them need a kick up the backside. I remember being at an escort social evening years ago which was a mix of escorts and clients in London and one escort said "Oh why were you talking to that fat tw*t girlfriend, pic some gorgeous men to do". That fat tw*t was my overnight and he was lovely and don't call me girlfriend, it was a social evening for escorts and clients not an Absolutely Fabulous fan night.

 

LOL, I guess Britain is different than America, because here, THATS just normal Bitchy gay queen behavior, and not necessarily cuckoo !

 

I mean, afterall, havent you been paying attention on THIS board ? I know you have called me out several times, so I know you ARE paying attention.....

 

I think what we aLL need to remember is that people are people and ALL different. Not everyone will act as you expect them to, and some behaviors may be out of your comfort level but that doesnt make it wrong. For ME, as long as its not hurtful physically or emotionally, or disrespectful, it's ALL good.... We have the freedom to pick and choose with whom we associate.

[seeker630]

LOL, I guess Britain is different than America, because here, THATS just normal Bitchy gay queen behavior, and not necessarily cuckoo !

 

I'm not sure there's much difference - But I don't think that 'bitchy gay queen behavior' is particularly representative of the majority of American gay men.

[jjkrkwood]

I'm not sure there's much difference - But I don't think that 'bitchy gay queen behavior' is particularly representative of the majority of American gay men.

 

without hijacking this thread, let me think on that a bit, and i'll get back to you....:o

[instudiocity]

I'm not sure there's much difference - But I don't think that 'bitchy gay queen behavior' is particularly representative of the majority of American gay men.

What about here on the Forum? ROFL!

 

I think I prefer normal to gym boy with a little occasional freak on the side. My favorite Rentboy has gone from young college dude to Personal Trainer Certified Stud Muffin, but his personality is pretty normal. But occasionally, I like to see another guy who I suspect is chemically altered, but still a great fuckee!

[BostonPhil]

I'm not sure there's much difference - But I don't think that 'bitchy gay queen behavior' is particularly representative of the majority of American gay men.

 

I don't think it is either, they are just the most vocal and they tend to stand out. I can be just as bitchy a queen as any, that only comes out as counter to a bitchy queen though. Then I snatch her wig.

[seeker630]

What about here on the Forum? ROFL!

 

I think I prefer normal to gym boy with a little occasional freak on the side. My favorite Rentboy has gone from young college dude to Personal Trainer Certified Stud Muffin, but his personality is pretty normal. But occasionally, I like to see another guy who I suspect is chemically altered, but still a great fuckee!

 

lol. I'm not sure that this Forum is representative of most gay men either. But I confess that I am not totally convinced I'm right about this.

 

And back on topic - I was in grad school when I acknowledged my sexuality, and living in a university town, I 'imprinted' on college guys. But as I became first 10 and then 20 years older than them, my tastes broadened and 'matured' (a little, anyway ). Now my preference is for for 28-40 probably - someone with some maturity and more life experience that I can relate too (I actually like to TALK to guys I have sex with). Still, I'm only attracted to guys in average or better shape (sadly) and who are not overtly feminine. Being comfortable with someone is more important when you're actually in your home than it was in a campus tea room!

[jjkrkwood]

I don't think it is either, they are just the most vocal and they tend to stand out. I can be just as bitchy a queen as any, that only comes out as counter to a bitchy queen though. Then I snatch her wig.

 

Sweetie, always go for the Pearl necklace !

[JackTwist]

I prefer guys over 30 y/o who spend quality time in the gym taking care of their physiques. But they also must be down-to-earth, DDF, smart and genuinely passionate for sex. If they don't meet these basic criteria, we are not going to have chemistry in or out of bed (regardless how hot their face, ass and cock are).

[MFLV]

I think my "range" is 35-60. I am more attracted to the non gym rat type. Don't get me wrong I look at the gym rats and drool but when given the choice or spending some intimate time with a guy I want to be with someone i can relate to. I want to feel to feel comfortable and at ease. I use to be a gym rat in my 20s but now in my later 40s I find myself looking at the more mature guys and wondering what the are like in bed. There are some pretty sexy silver foxes out there.

[gallahadesquire]

I realise that, which is why I am asking. I've met some "cookoo" escorts myself in my time and my god some of them need a kick up the backside. I remember being at an escort social evening years ago which was a mix of escorts and clients in London and one escort said "Oh why were you talking to that fat tw*t girlfriend, pic some gorgeous men to do". That fat tw*t was my overnight and he was lovely and don't call me girlfriend, it was a social evening for escorts and clients not an Absolutely Fabulous fan night.

 

I think the ensuing comments after YOURS, Mr. Steve, are part of Americans not understanding those from the UK. Not that I've much experience (I've got to stop visiting the UK with my SISTER!) but your point is very well taken.

 

Have you been to the US of A? I can't stand going out to bars, much less DINNER, because it's so bloody noisy. On the other hand, I do have a penchant for smooth OR hairy, 25 to 30 somethings who can discuss theater, Shakespeare, and Modern Literature. Unfortunately, HE's gone and got himself a boyfriend ..

 

oops ... I digress ... Steve, thanks for your input. I think the British "standards" are something we 'Mercans could learn up to which to belly.

[SteveEscort]

Have you been to the US of A? I can't stand going out to bars, much less DINNER, because it's so bloody noisy. On the other hand, I do have a penchant for smooth OR hairy, 25 to 30 somethings who can discuss theater, Shakespeare, and Modern Literature. Unfortunately, HE's gone and got himself a boyfriend ..

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Oh yes, many many times. I have family and friends in New Orleans who I visit every other year. I've been to Savannah in Georgia, Natchez in Mississippi, I've stayed in New York on Park Avenue and had dinner with Tracy Quan, a very good friend of mine who wrote the best seller "Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl". I've been to the States over a dozen times.

[maxwellissmart]

Oh yes, many many times. I have family and friends in New Orleans who I visit every other year. I've been to Savannah in Georgia, Natchez in Mississippi, I've stayed in New York on Park Avenue and had dinner with Tracy Quan, a very good friend of mine who wrote the best seller "Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl". I've been to the States over a dozen times.

 

Did the snooty waiter look at the two of you and think: "oh, Miss Tracy done got herself a client from Britain!" or was it more like "Jesus, he's a bigger ho than she ever was!"

[BryanKnight]

In the long run, escorts who look SLIGHTLY better than their clients will be the most profitable and long-lasting in the industry.

 

Youth fades, lack of intelligence is a turn off, and extreme beauty in one form or another is frightening to the average client because it makes them self-conscious of their perceived short-comings. Plus gym freaks are freaks not because of their bodies, but often they embody a discipline and a mind-set that is focused and concentrated to the point where less-focused or intense people feel excluded or inferior. Like military or marine guys, or any hardcore athlete or artist.

[josephga]

If I was too ever pay id want the hottest guy I could afford. I can get normal average or plain for free any day.

[jjkrkwood]

If I was too ever pay id want the hottest guy I could afford. I can get normal average or plain for free any day.

 

AMEN....Indubidubly....

[+ nycman]

If I was too ever pay id want the hottest guy I could afford. I can get normal average or plain for free any day.

 

I think most of the clients on this board would tell you that your answer would

change after you’ve spent time with several of “the hottest guys you could afford”.

 

Beauty is skin deep. Sure it’s fun to fuck around with a dude with a stellar body

who is clearly out of your league physically. But in the long run, it takes a lot more

than that to keep you coming back for more.

 

You quickly learn…..

 

Guys with perfect bodies…spend all day and all night thinking about and working on their bodies….and not much else.

 

Guys with perfect hair….don’t like to have it touched.

 

Guys with legs as big a tree trunks…are near impossible to maneuver in bed.

 

Excessively beautify people….don’t know much about bringing physical pleasure to another person.

 

They think being beautiful is enough…it’s not.

 

Guys who drink protein shakes all day…smell funny.

 

Rock hard abs and rock hard asses look great…but it’s difficult to cuddle a rock.

 

Trophies look good on the shelf…but they aren’t much use in real life.

 

You get the idea. Every once in a blue moon you meet a guy with a look that drives

you wild, who is fun in bed, and enjoyable to talk to as well. They are never perfect,

but they are perfect for you. Those are the keepers and the ones you remember.

[down_to_business]

If I was too ever pay id want the hottest guy I could afford. I can get normal average or plain for free any day.

 

+1

 

I am not looking for a spouse, a lover or a best friend when I hire an escort. All I am looking for is to have a great time with someone that has the face of a movie star and the body of a fitness model.

 

If I want to have someone interesting to converse with, eat dinner with, hang out with etc-- I will invite a real friend or put the effort in to date or get into a relationship.

[maxwellissmart]

+1

 

I am not looking for a spouse, a lover or a best friend when I hire an escort. All I am looking for is to have a great time with someone that has the face of a movie star and the body of a fitness model.

 

If I want to have someone interesting to converse with, eat dinner with, hang out with etc-- I will invite a real friend or put the effort in to date or get into a relationship.

 

I'd rather have really, really, really good and memorable sex with someone to whom I connected well, was into it and a giver and a taker. I've been with quite a few guys who were very good-looking but selfish and it wasn't worth the effort.

[down_to_business]

I'd rather have really, really, really good and memorable sex with someone to whom I connected well, was into it and a giver and a taker. I've been with quite a few guys who were very good-looking but selfish and it wasn't worth the effort.

 

I agree with you 100% for a real life, just not when I am paying for it.

[jjkrkwood]

I think most of the clients on this board would tell you that your answer would

change after you’ve spent time with several of “the hottest guys you could afford”.

 

Beauty is skin deep. Sure it’s fun to fuck around with a dude with a stellar body

who is clearly out of your league physically. But in the long run, it takes a lot more

than that to keep you coming back for more.

 

You quickly learn…..

 

Guys with perfect bodies…spend all day and all night thinking about and working on their bodies….and not much else.

 

Guys with perfect hair….don’t like to have it touched.

 

Guys with legs as big a tree trunks…are near impossible to maneuver in bed.

 

Excessively beautify people….don’t know much about bringing physical pleasure to another person.

 

They think being beautiful is enough…it’s not.

 

Guys who drink protein shakes all day…smell funny.

 

Rock hard abs and rock hard asses look great…but it’s difficult to cuddle a rock.

 

Trophies look good on the shelf…but they aren’t much use in real life.

 

You get the idea. Every once in a blue moon you meet a guy with a look that drives

you wild, who is fun in bed, and enjoyable to talk to as well. They are never perfect,

but they are perfect for you. Those are the keepers and the ones you remember.

 

nycman, while all the things you point out are True, it still doesnt negate the fact that a Hot guy is what most seek out, and from experience, bodybuilders and muscle guys are fun to play with, and in bed arent as shallow as you might suspect. Lust and sexuality seem to trump ego.... Everyone wants to feel good... Some guys hire for others reasons besides "visual fantasy" and those would be the ones that dont care so much about look. When I read the escort reviews I see some guys that make me say "WHY would he hire THAT" ? I would take it if I got it for FREE. So there really are diff elements at play, and there is no "correct" answer. The reasons for wanting a particular thing are as diff as WE are as people...