Counting The Amount Of Cocks You've Had

[SteveEscort]

Its easy if the escort is "bottoming", I mean afterall, lie on your belly and spread em. The "topping" escorts have more pressure on them...

 

 

I disagree, being bottom makes it easier for multiple clients but no way is it easier work. A lot of guys want me be ride them whilst they lie on the bed thinking of England. Taking cock deep up your ass is also very very hard work at times, especially big clients who really plow you hard to get their fix before they go back to their wives

[jjkrkwood]

You might be surprised. Even when I bottom clients want to see a hard cock. It's a sign you're into it.

 

Tell em to get over it. At least you are being "RECEPTIVE".

[jjkrkwood]

I disagree, being bottom makes it easier for multiple clients but no way is it easier work. A lot of guys want me be ride them whilst they lie on the bed thinking of England. Taking cock deep up your ass is also very very hard work at times, especially big clients who really plow you hard to get their fix before they go back to their wives

 

I am sure people who sit in cramped cubicles all day being barked at by their bosses might wanna trade places with you ?

[maxwellissmart]

I am sure people who sit in cramped cubicles all day being barked at by their bosses might wanna trade places with you ?

 

And all that filthy Brit talk—it's like working in a restaurant of shame.

[MFLV]

Steve

I think you will have a number of forum members here that will try to help you bump up you numbers when you visit the States. Put me in that list!

 

As far as thinking about the numbers that my hires might have, yeah it is in the back of my mind. I always worry about the health risk. In fact I was recently at the Dentist for a checkup and she mentioned the risk of HPV due to oral sex. She always does a pretty through oral cancer screen with me but it did stick in my mind about escorts and the number of clients and then me having oral sex with them. What am I picking up?

[jjkrkwood]

Steve

I think you will have a number of forum members here that will try to help you bump up you numbers when you visit the States. Put me in that list!

 

As far as thinking about the numbers that my hires might have, yeah it is in the back of my mind. I always worry about the health risk. In fact I was recently at the Dentist for a checkup and she mentioned the risk of HPV due to oral sex. She always does a pretty through oral cancer screen with me but it did stick in my mind about escorts and the number of clients and then me having oral sex with them. What am I picking up?

 

There is always THAT chance, but as well, you cross the street everyday, so there is that chance you can get hit by a car. You shouldnt live your life with "What Ifs".. Its best to educate yourself on the risks of these things, and then make a conscious decision. The only thing guaranteed in life is that you Will die one day....

[rguer]

For most people in this group, the chance of already being infected with HPV is approximately 100 percent. Those thorough dental checkups are a good idea.

[MFLV]

I agree fully with the last 2 responses. Just was adding what I do think about.

[Bosguy]

Just a humorous take to this thread.

 

Years ago (when I was quite promiscuos) a friend of mine kiddingly said to me that "If you had as many cocks sticking out of you as you've had sticking in you, you'd look like a porcupine" I think a better term would be a "peckerpine"

 

Boston Bill

[jjkrkwood]

Just a humorous take to this thread.

 

Years ago (when I was quite promiscuos) a friend of mine kiddingly said to me that "If you had as many cocks sticking out of you as you've had sticking in you, you'd look like a porcupine" I think a better term would be a "peckerpine"

 

Boston Bill

 

I would look like Pinhead from Hellraiser (since most of those cocks stick me ABOVE the neck)..

[+ Oliver]

... Years ago (when I was quite promiscuos) ...

 

Oh come now! Years ago???

[Bosguy]

Oh come now! Years ago???

 

What I left out was that YEARS AGO I was QUITE promiscuos. Now I am ABSURDLY promiscuous. This is primarily through the guidance and example of a certain group of gentlemen I have met over the last 19 months.

 

Thanks for pointing out the error of my ways. Us Baustonians are so reserved and shy.

 

Boston Bill

[jjkrkwood]

What I left out was that YEARS AGO I was QUITE promiscuos. Now I am ABSURDLY promiscuous. This is primarily through the guidance and example of a certain group of gentlemen I have met over the last 19 months.

 

Thanks for pointing out the error of my ways. Us Baustonians are so reserved and shy.

 

Boston Bill

 

BB, you know what they say, "you can lead a horse to water........but you can ONLY make him drink if you hold his head under it ".....

[SteveEscort]

Steve

I think you will have a number of forum members here that will try to help you bump up you numbers when you visit the States. Put me in that list!

 

Aww, LOL

 

I've not decided if, or when that would happen, I have been invited to a family wedding so tying up a tour would be good as it would hopefully cover all my expenses going to visit relatives in New Orleans but I have a 17 year old Pekingese Dog who is now blind and it's wholly dependent on cover for her. She lost one eye a few years back and now she's blind in the one she has left so I can't be away for weeks, she frets like crazy and gets confused in other peoples houses.

[MFLV]

Wow, 17 years old. That is a old dog. I have 2 dogs, only 5 yrs old and boy do they fret when I leave. One won't drink until I get home. They just sit by the door. I feel bad but what can you do? Hopefully one day you will make it to the states for a tour. Till then, take care.

[SteveEscort]

Wow, 17 years old. That is a old dog. I have 2 dogs, only 5 yrs old and boy do they fret when I leave. One won't drink until I get home. They just sit by the door. I feel bad but what can you do? Hopefully one day you will make it to the states for a tour. Till then, take care.

 

I am planning on it this year. Yes she's old but she's an angel. She was given to me as a present by an ex-boyfriend, she's called Popo, she's rare because she's black and as you can see only has the one eye now.

 

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[+ Travis69]

I am planning on it this year. Yes she's old but she's an angel. She was given to me as a present by an ex-boyfriend, she's called Popo, she's rare because she's black and as you can see only has the one eye now.

 

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Popo is very cute and she is lucky to have such a nice caring dad as yourself.

[josephga]

I had a dog live to be 17 years old he was a solid white chihuahua. I got him as a puppy in 1980 and he passed away in the summer of 1997.

[maxwellissmart]

Popo is very cute and she is lucky to have such a nice caring dad as yourself.

 

cute.

[jjkrkwood]

How can you not hijack a thread when it involves adorable animals? I always have had pets, and am a VERY emotional person. It would breal my heart when they got sick and would mope around and whimper, and when I had to put them to asleep, it was losing a family member. After my partner passed I decided, no more pets for me. Being single I always worry how I would care for them if I got sick, and what if I passed away. They would be left alone and heart broken. Ill protect my heart and sacrifice having the love only a beautiful pet can give. I have glorious memories of all my dearly departed "kids".....

[MFLV]

That is one cute dog. Probably a great lap dog. I see why you don't want to leave her. There is always time for a visit to the states in the future. The bond between man and dog is special.

[tyro]

Popo is a little cutie! She looks like she has a sweet temperament.

 

My partner had a gorgeous fluffy all-white cat named Zelda. After we'd been together for a few years, she started pooping and then peeing EVERYWHERE. I finally had to convince him that we needed to help her "cross the rainbow bridge." Of course, when her eyes went black at the vet's office, guess who was crying?

Tyro

[maxwellissmart]

I know, I was busy last night. I made up for having Friday night off hahahaha. I felt like a tart last night and my friend who I've been shagging on and off for fun for a few years was rampant knowing I'd had two men before meeting him for a beer hahahaha. I got home at 3am a bit worse for wear and woke up this morning thinking, fuck, three cocks last night.....

 

I've had dick hangover before and been like: ahhhhhhhhhhh. It's great when you can smell man on your face.

[maxwellissmart]

Just a humorous take to this thread.

 

Years ago (when I was quite promiscuos) a friend of mine kiddingly said to me that "If you had as many cocks sticking out of you as you've had sticking in you, you'd look like a porcupine" I think a better term would be a "peckerpine"

 

Boston Bill

 

That's a million-selling greeting card right there, my friend.

[instudiocity]

I readily recognize that this might just be the difference between American English and the OP's native British English, but has anyone else noticed this thread's title?

 

I've been chuckling over this for days... In my mind, 'the amount of cocks' would better describe the attributes of one particular cock - as in "he has a sizable amount of cock" while the thread seems to be discussing the NUMBER of cocks each one of us has had (and I think I'm still under 50, but some repetitively)