What escort photos turn you off? Be creative!

[jawjateck]

Blurry crappy low-res phone photos of themselves in the mirror... geez man, have a little pride. Clean your lens!

 

Sometimes, I yell "clean the dang mirror!" It's already been mentioned about clutter, etc, but I see ad pics taken in the bathroom mirror, and I just shake my head. Stuff everywhere, counter top completely cluttered, wet towels thrown around, and the mirror......geez....you can tell things have been splattered on it, run down, and dried, but you can't tell if it's water or shower steam, shaving cream, snot, what?!?!?! You definitely don't want to schedule an in-call with these guys; you'd be concerned for your personal health to disrobe or walk around barefoot.

[jjkrkwood]

He he no, I get that. I meant I don't understand why escorts post pictures of them having sex.

 

Oh come on BP, its an advertisement, showing you that "this TOO can be YOU".....

[BostonPhil]

Oh come on BP, its an advertisement, showing you that "this TOO can be YOU".....

 

Most of the time they're cropped down so you can't even tell who is who or that it is even the same person. "This too can be you" is implicit when you're on RB or M4RN. Not saying I don't like them I just thunk they are generally not helpful to the client other than getting them a little hot n bothered.

[Muscle Lover 2]

I agree with several previous posters and one new one:

 

1. Being flipped off just because I am considering spending time with the man!

2. Photos of him with women (even if you cannot see much of them, it still spoils it for me to

think of him with women).

3. Obvious photoshopping!!!! Come on guys, none of us are as gullible as you assume.

 

 

Non-photo related turn off: Horrible grammer and spelling in the ads. How will he pass the spelling portion of the appointment?

[+ purplekow]

Multiple photos which are clearly of different men. Tattoos that come and go. Photos taken in a mirror with a camera phone.

[maxwellissmart]

Blurry crappy low-res phone photos of themselves in the mirror... geez man, have a little pride. Clean your lens!

Pixelated or Photoshop tricked-out faces that make the guy look alike a hostile alien.

Torso shots in general - I'm much more attracted to sexy faces, less so headless torsos...

 

[btw I, for one love photos of cocky bastards shooting me the finger. Makes them look taunting, playful and ready for action... Mmmmm!]

 

I agree with the "blurry" shots comment, but I don't like the "finger" shots because they are so overdone and stagey at this point. I also don't like sex shots or cum shots, which I think are just sleazy. I do like asshole shots if they're done properly and dare I say it—tastefully. There was a featured escort on M4RN tonight as a matter of fact, whose profile I clicked on because it had his ass shot and I was like, nice. The hoarders comment made me laugh out loud, by the way.

[orbital sander]

Photos of other dudes

[wnybear]

The middle finger... sorry you only get one chance to make a first impression and in that case I am seriously unimpressed. For those who like the "bad boy appeal", there are two problems with bad boys. First they are bad, second they are boys. Immature egotists just don't do it for me.

 

The mirror photos don't bother me as long as they are good images. The mirror is clean. The background doesn't look like it was taken in a crack house.

[rvwnsd]

Tiny photos in which you can't see what the guy looks like. Why bother?

[adriano46]

a) photos that do not show the face at all (I like the element of surprise, but want to see who the guy is facially before hiring - no face photo, no hire)

b) photos that are blurry

c) photos of a guy that in no way resemble the age advertised.

[jjkrkwood]

Photos that in no way give a visual representation OF the individual, ie: cartoons, inanimate objects, slogans, or other weird shit

[buzz]

Speaking of spelling -- the word is garmmAr

[jawjateck]

Speaking of spelling -- the word is garmmAr

 

LOL!!!! This place is always good for a laugh! When we try to help our fellow man, we muck it up.

[maxwellissmart]

Speaking of spelling -- the word is garmmAr

 

I thought it was "Garmin." Unless you're talking about gRammar.

[bjluver80]

I hate it when no one smiles in their photos. Hey, do you enjoy what you do or not? It's sort of like the flipping off issue, but not as insulting. I'd like to know that a guy is likely to be friendly and not an ass the whole time.

[jjkrkwood]

NO SMOKING pics......

[bigvalboy]

I hate it when no one smiles in their photos. Hey, do you enjoy what you do or not? It's sort of like the flipping off issue, but not as insulting. I'd like to know that a guy is likely to be friendly and not an ass the whole time.

 

Good point bjluver....I was with an escort the other night who had some pics up that were less than flattering. I the first I saw him, when he opened the door I was really shocked by how cute he was. I did mention to him that I thought he needed new pics, but he seemed a little surprised by my comment. I told him that he looked like he was mad or in a bad mood. That was several months ago. I saw him again last night, and he was laughing about the pics and told me that other clients began saying that also. He now has new pics on order.

 

I think if you mention to some of these guys, what you think as a client they are doing wrong, well sometimes it helps them, you just never know.

[evlgmuscle]

i had an experience recently in ny with a guy who came highly reviewed and pics of bod all great. no face pics and won't distribute them which I understand for discretion purposes. went to his hotel and he opened the door. not good. did not live up to the body at al. i gave him some money -- more than i should have really and left.

 

My own lesson as i require a handsome face: NEVER - NEVER hire an escort without a face pic. I will undoubtedly miss out on some good experiences but so be it. I've decided that i don't want to waste time and be badly surprised. Though in the past i have been amazingly surprised by how good looking someone is. My old age conservatism is creeping in...