What escort photos turn you off? Be creative!

[Guest elmer]

In no particular order, my top 3 are:

 

- smoking a cigarette (even better when they say in their profile they don't smoke)

 

- spreading their butt cheeks apart just showing their anus (look mom, no hemorrhoids)

 

- giving the middle finger salute to camera (how endearing, cannot wait to hire them)

[JT Brooklyn]

Bad Ones!

[BostonPhil]

I couldn't agree with you more about the ass shots. Photos of my butt are fine, but a close up of assholes are just tacky. Reminds me of the the first time I saw an issue of Hustler with the women spreading their lips, gross.

 

I hate seeing other escorts post grainy photos taken in a mirror with the flash obscuring half the image.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

Pixilated photos to hide face or cock - if you don't want them shown, find another shot

Self taken photos with the flash reflecting in the mirror

Photos I recognize from another escort's/masseur's ad

[jjkrkwood]

FYI guys - The Avatar pic currently being used by Elmer is actually MY old avatar pic.

 

Not sure WHO elmer is (I can only imagine) , or why he selected MY pic to represent him, but I have made a request to Both Elmer and Daddy to take the pic DOWN.

[+ bigjoey]

Photos that I recognize as being more than 15 or 20 years old.

 

Photos where the escort is sticking out his tongue (and not in a good way)

 

Photos where the escort is with a female (sometimes partly cut out but there never-the-less)

[josephga]

I don't hire but when looking for guys too go out with. biggest turn off. ass spread with a gaping hole looking like something was just pulled out. any bent over pic showing the anus. most pics taken with a phone. I tend to go for more classy pics a guy in a nice par of boxer briefs or jock strap not showing too much leaving something to the imagination

[down_to_business]

Pictures of escorts that are more than 2 years old.

 

Pictures of escorts that are not of the escort.

[bigvalboy]

Multiple photos where several are 10+ years old and then a current one. Why the old ones? Just post what you look like now. AND lastly, headless shots...drives me nuts. I hate the crap shoot, but I understand the need for anonymity. But when an escort refuses to email me a current pic, then I just move on.

[jgoo]

Pics where the escort is giving the middle finger. Never understood that and I don't interpret it as very inviting or classy.

[+ deej]

The ones that always make me chuckle are the guys who say they won't show face "for discretion" so they dutifully turn their face away from the camera, leaving it fully visible in the mirror behind them.

[BostonPhil]

The ones that always make me chuckle are the guys who say they won't show face "for discretion" so they dutifully turn their face away from the camera, leaving it fully visible in the mirror behind them.

 

HA HA Hilarious

 

The only concern I have with my face being out there discretion wise is that if I am out in public with some one and some one recognizes from an ad. I don't want them assuming the person I am with is a client.

 

http://phil.casual-companion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/badpic.jpg

[Guest Magnus]

the ones taken in bedrooms with clothes an stuff thrown and piled all over like they're in a Junior Mr. Hoarder competition.

[gallahadesquire]

FYI guys - The Avatar pic currently being used by Elmer is actually MY old avatar pic.

 

Not sure WHO elmer is (I can only imagine) , or why he selected MY pic to represent him, but I have made a request to Both Elmer and Daddy to take the pic DOWN.

 

Yea verily, he's now in time-out. After 32 posts.

[bigvalboy]

the ones taken in bedrooms with clothes an stuff thrown and piled all over like they're in a Junior Mr. Hoarder competition.

 

YES YES YES...Magnus, or the massage guys that tell you how beautiful a massage space they have created in there room, and they are standing in a bathroom or bedroom with crap thrown everywhere. LOL I never understood that one.

[josephga]

A photo having sex. especially a dick in the ass and no condom on it.

[BostonPhil]

A photo having sex. especially a dick in the ass and no condom on it.

 

I never understood why some do this.

[jjkrkwood]

I never understood why some do this.

 

To appeal to the Bareback Fans silly!

[BostonPhil]

To appeal to the Bareback Fans silly!

 

I was referring to the sex part specifically.

[josephga]

A photo having sex. especially a dick in the ass and no condom on it.

 

just last week I talked with 3 guys on grindr things were going great until they mentioned barebacking. all 3 between 19 and 24. one was 22 I'm like not happening. I said haven't you ever heard of AIDS? He said well I don't do it that often. I'm like bitch it don't take but one god damn time. I said sorry but this is 2012 and I have zero sympathy for guys like you. then I was blocked lol

[jjkrkwood]

I was referring to the sex part specifically.

 

Because, they are invincible, and nothing Bad can ever happen to them. OR, they just dont give a fuck !

[BostonPhil]

Because, they are invincible, and nothing Bad can ever happen to them. OR, they just dont give a fuck !

 

He he no, I get that. I meant I don't understand why escorts post pictures of them having sex.

[+ carlos45]

@down_to_business: These two are also my reasons.

[raife]

Blurry crappy low-res phone photos of themselves in the mirror... geez man, have a little pride. Clean your lens!

Pixelated or Photoshop tricked-out faces that make the guy look alike a hostile alien.

Torso shots in general - I'm much more attracted to sexy faces, less so headless torsos...

 

[btw I, for one love photos of cocky bastards shooting me the finger. Makes them look taunting, playful and ready for action... Mmmmm!]

[bigvalboy]

Blurry crappy low-res phone photos of themselves in the mirror... geez man, have a little pride. Clean your lens!

 

In all fairness raife, I know a couple of escorts that had those kind of photos posted. When I offered a free photo shoot through my friend who is a professional photographer, they declined. Their explanation was that they had done that on purpose so that there would be a little more anonymity. Go figure, but it was their choice.

 

 

btw I, for one love photos of cocky bastards shooting me the finger. Makes them look taunting, playful and ready for action... Mmmmm!

 

Actually it used to bother me, but lately I find it kinda sexy in a 'bad boy' sort of way.;)