How about this instead?

[jjkrkwood]

pull that sassy attitude on me in a hotel room and see if i don't beat on you and take your money.

 

 

oh dear !

[+ Travis69]

Pull that sassy attitude on me in a hotel room and see if I don't beat on you and take your money.

 

and he'll take all the little shampoos, conditioners and clean out your mini bar............. be afraid, be very afraid....

[bigvalboy]

Pull that sassy attitude on me in a hotel room and see if I don't beat on you and take your money.

 

Max, you can beat on me and take my money anytime you want. "Make me talk dirty and write bad checks"

[+ Travis69]

Max, you can beat on me and take my money anytime you want. "Make me talk dirty and write bad checks"

 

Meet him in the park tonight by the big elm tree. He'll molest you on the picnic table.

[bigvalboy]

Meet him in the park tonight by the big elm tree. He'll molest you on the picnic table.

 

promises promises....wait.... I think I feel a little rise, yep definitely a rise.

[maxwellissmart]

promises promises....wait.... I think I feel a little rise, yep definitely a rise.

 

Legs back, ass positioned, tongue docking in 3... 2... 1...

[BostonPhil]

Oh my

[jjkrkwood]

Oh my

 

Never be envious Dear, just hopeful !

[azhiker]

I remember having a guy show up at my hotel room with a new ring installed in his freshly pierced lip. I asked him if he understood that I had told him I wanted kissing and mutual oral to start things off with. He said yes, he understood me. I told him that if would have been good of him to let me know about the very recent piercing instead of wasting my time and his and gave him $20 to leave, suggesting he hold off advertising for awhile.

 

I tuned lemons into lemonade later that day doing a very fun 3 way with a couple for hire. Wouldn't have happened without the first no.

[tom1980]

I had a difficult time turning away guys (or walking away from their houses/apartments/hotel rooms) when I was new to hiring. Now that I've been at it a while, I'm not shy at all about telling a guy that his advertisement is false and that I'm not going to pay him. Of course, I always schedule by google voice texting or email, do incalls, park my car around the corner, and put a fake license plate on it for meetings with new guys -- just in case the escort turns out to be a crazy stalker who changes his name/phone number/email address so that he can keep contacting me.

[SteveEscort]

park my car around the corner, and put a fake license plate on it for meetings with new guys -- just in case the escort turns out to be a crazy stalker who changes his name/phone number/email address so that he can keep contacting me.

 

I think that's a little bit over the top to fit a fake licence plate. In England that would get you arrested as it's a crime to get a false number plate made never mind fit one. What do you do, park up 10 minutes earlier and screw on the false one in a residential street. I am surprised you've never been caught. That's a tough one to explain to loved ones at home. "Well honey I was on Boston Place and I was fitting that false number plate on, you know the one I have under the blanked in the back of the car that I use when parked up". I've never heard of such a thing.

 

I've met, heard of and dealt with some cookoo escorts in my time but none that would go to the extreme of keeping licence plate numbers.

[jjkrkwood]

I think that's a little bit over the top to fit a fake licence plate. In England that would get you arrested as it's a crime to get a false number plate made never mind fit one. What do you do, park up 10 minutes earlier and screw on the false one in a residential street. I am surprised you've never been caught. That's a tough one to explain to loved ones at home. "Well honey I was on Boston Place and I was fitting that false number plate on, you know the one I have under the blanked in the back of the car that I use when parked up". I've never heard of such a thing.

 

I've met, heard of and dealt with some cookoo escorts in my time but none that would go to the extreme of keeping licence plate numbers.

 

Paranoia comes in ALL colors, shapes and forms.

[SteveEscort]

Paranoia comes in ALL colors, shapes and forms.

 

Well false number plate is a world first for me. I've never heard of such a thing. I could maybe understand it if it was Bobby or JR with EWING1 and EWING2 but dear me, whatever next. If I was that secretive I'd park up at the nearest shopping outlet and order a cab to take me there and back.

[KMEM]

In the US, number plates belong to the car owner, not the car. Generally, after selling a car, the previous owner can take his plates with him if he wishes. Most want new plates with a new car. In fact, states generally issue new plates to an owner after X number of years have passed on the theory that the "old" plates have "worn out". Therefore, it generally takes viewing a government data base to see if a plate actually belongs to the car. To further confuse the issue, car dealers are authorized to issue "drive out" tags often good for a month for use while the owner is waiting on his new tags (plates). The US relies upon the VIN for postitive ID of the car, not the plates. (Vehicle Identification Number)

 

I think Tom 1980 was being facetious in his comments.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[SteveEscort]

It's a mixure of that here. I have a private plate which belongs to me. I can transfer it from car to car but if I sell the car I have to pay for a standard issue number plate to be made for the car.

 

You can not get number plates issued here without a warrant from the Department of Transport, which you take to a car repair place and have them issue the plate. The warrant is then retained and sent back to the Department of Transport to prove it was issued. I hope he was being facetious because an escort would never be able to trace a number plate anyway and why would any escort want to.

[josephga]

seriously do guys actually believe escorts or masseurs are going off the deep end and stalking them?

[maxwellissmart]

seriously do guys actually believe escorts or masseurs are going off the deep end and stalking them?

 

Escorts only stalk if you don't turn them down with honesty and kindness.

[josephga]

I did have a client tell me a funny story once. He was getting a massage from some guy. He asked if the guy would get nude? Guy says yes but it's an extra 20.00. Client says i'll pass. masseur gets pissed follows him down to his car and throws a drink at him lol

[down_to_business]

seriously do guys actually believe escorts or masseurs are going off the deep end and stalking them?

 

I had an escort knock on my front door out of the blue with no warning or advanced notice just to ask me if I wanted to hire him that night. That actually freaked me out a bit!

[maxwellissmart]

I did have a client tell me a funny story once. He was getting a massage from some guy. He asked if the guy would get nude? Guy says yes but it's an extra 20.00. Client says i'll pass. masseur gets pissed follows him down to his car and throws a drink at him lol

 

It's only funny if the masseur is screaming when he throws the drink—so in my mind I have him screaming. Then he bursts into tears after he throws the drink—and then maybe falls to his knees after he breaks his shoe.

[seeker630]

 

I think Tom 1980 was being facetious in his comments.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

 

That was my thought as well - especially with the smiley face at the end.

[desertguy1954]

if we quit thinking with our dick wouldn't need escorts.

[tom1980]

I was definitely being facetious. I figured the fake license plate would be an unmistakable tipoff because that's so far beyond reasonable caution that no one could believe I'd do that. I included the smiley face to be extra sure, but I guess it still wasn't as obvious as I hoped.

[tom1980]

Escorts only stalk if you don't turn them down with honesty and kindness.

 

That's true 99.9% of the time, but there's always that guy out there who is crazier than a . . . What a time to lose my train of thought. Please fill in your own analogy of craziness.

[SteveEscort]

Oh I'll let you off Tom, but just this once.

 

I've also heard of escorts who've door knocked clients. How dare they. I've had notes put through my door before, as I have documented on this site.

 

As far as an escort should be concerned, well........ one who is professional like me.......... when you close the door to a client, there is an unwritten rule that you never contact them again. The ball is always firmly in their court to contact the escort.

 

I have one or two I can liaise with outside of this work like my little promotions man who gets me free concert, theatre and opera tickets but I only ever email him to a private email address and never discuss the work. I also have a beer with a client sometimes in my local bar. He always speaks and often buys me a drink when I am in the company of friends. He lives a matter of streets away and I've been seeing him a long long time and he knows people I know so it would be odd to ignore him. He knew the risk coming to see me in the first place and sometimes he's there with his wife and on those occasions I just say hello and she even speaks and says Oh it's lovely to see you Steve, what you been up to. Usually her husband but that's another story and certainly not one for her ears.