How about this instead?

[maxwellissmart]

Has anyone ever posted a "how to" with tips on dealing with an escort who shows up and for whatever reason—drugged out/lied about pics/older/fatter/has a pussy/whatever—doesn't match what they have claimed to be?

 

Personally, I think it would far more helpful to clients to start a discussion on how to say "no," and "I'm not paying you" and "goodbye" rather than post yet another thread on how a client allowed himself to get screwed by misrepresentation or outright fraud.

[BostonPhil]

This has never happened to me, even though I do have a pussy.

 

It seems pretty easy to me. "I'm sorry you're not the same as your ad, here's $20 for your trouble have a good night."

 

The only reason I say $20 is so they don't get completely pissed about gas/cab fare/crack/vagisil they wasted to get there and not be what you wanted.

 

Then the client should always write a review. I shared a story yesterday about one client who had this happen, I hear about it all the time. I was really glad he didn't pay the guy who showed up, but he didn't review the guy. I implored him to do so, but who knows if he did.

 

Just so clients know, we hate this as much as you do. It makes our jobs harder, new clients always have trust issues because of dumb shit like this.

[jjkrkwood]

Has anyone ever posted a "how to" with tips on dealing with an escort who shows up and for whatever reason—drugged out/lied about pics/older/fatter/has a pussy/whatever—doesn't match what they have claimed to be?

 

Personally, I think it would far more helpful to clients to start a discussion on how to say "no," and "I'm not paying you" and "goodbye" rather than post yet another thread on how a client allowed himself to get screwed by misrepresentation or outright fraud.

 

Oh GOD, we tried that many times, but obviously different opinions came to blows and NOTHING was ever resolved. Passives will remain passives, allowing themselves to be taken advantage of, so they can look good in the escorts eyes, and then come here to complain about it. If you are so "fearful" , hiring is NOT a hobby you should be indulging in.

[SteveEscort]

Has anyone ever posted a "how to" with tips on dealing with an escort who shows up and for whatever reason—drugged out/lied about pics/older/fatter/has a pussy/whatever—doesn't match what they have claimed to be?

 

It doesn't matter how accurate it is though, some clients won't be happy no matter how spot on the stats are.

 

I am getting increasingly annoyed though at escorts who just want to rip good honest guys off. It's pissing me off

[BostonPhil]

Couldn't agree more. It gives us all a bad name.

[maxwellissmart]

It doesn't matter how accurate it is though, some clients won't be happy no matter how spot on the stats are.

 

I am getting increasingly annoyed though at escorts who just want to rip good honest guys off. It's pissing me off

 

I agree—but the flipside is for clients to grow a spine. I understand that this has the potential for danger. Meet someone in a lobby. Or down the street from your house. Only set up appointments with reviewed escorts. Trust your instincts, and if something seems off—cancel. And if the escort you want to meet doesn't meet this complex array of requirements—pick another one. It's that simple if you quit thinking with your dick.

[BostonPhil]

I agree—but the flipside is for clients to grow a spine. I understand that this has the potential for danger. Meet someone in a lobby. Or down the street from your house. Only set up appointments with reviewed escorts. Trust your instincts, and if something seems off—cancel. And if the escort you want to meet doesn't meet this complex array of requirements—pick another one. It's that simple if you quit thinking with your dick.

 

Oh dear.

 

Unfortunately I think the majority of clients are rather timid.

[SteveEscort]

I agree—but the flipside is for clients to grow a spine.

 

The thing is, if it's mentioned in advance, "Hi Mr Escort, when you come to my hotel, I need my ass licking out good and proper and fucked stupid until I can't walk" and he walks in, sashays around, flicks his hair back, undoes his leather jacket, shows you a glimpse of his shaved pecs and says 250 dollars please, upfront and then minces about the hotel room like he's on a photoshoot for "Pretty Boys Deluxe" magazine and does jack shit except make an odd false sounding grunt of appreciation when you're sucking his college boy cock, what are you supposed to do without sounding aggressive by asking for your money back. Most clients I meet are usually nervous. Very few are cock sure about what they want or where they want to put it when you're face to face, they expect the escort to take the lead. When the escort takes the piss most clients will just shrug it off and feel short changed afterwards.

[maxwellissmart]

The thing is, if it's mentioned in advance, "Hi Mr Escort, when you come to my hotel, I need my ass licking out good and proper and fucked stupid until I can't walk" and he walks in, sashays around, flicks his hair back, undoes his leather jacket, shows you a glimpse of his shaved pecs and says 250 dollars please, upfront and then minces about the hotel room like he's on a photoshoot for "Pretty Boys Deluxe" magazine and does jack shit except make an odd false sounding grunt of appreciation when you're sucking his college boy cock, what are you supposed to do without sounding aggressive by asking for your money back. Most clients I meet are usually nervous. Very few are cock sure about what they want or where they want to put it when you're face to face, they expect the escort to take the lead. When the escort takes the piss most clients will just shrug it off and feel short changed afterwards.

 

You hires the youngins—you takes the risks.

[desertguy1954]

Steve, you are right, some clients are never happy. Also, on the stats, I really don't have a problem with them being off some. Just don't advertise as a muscled and hung and the when showing up at the door, looking entirely different. It is amazing how the camera can make either person look great.

[KMEM]

This has never happened to me, even though I do have a pussy.

 

It seems pretty easy to me. "I'm sorry you're not the same as your ad, here's $20 for your trouble have a good night."

 

The only reason I say $20 is so they don't get completely pissed about gas/cab fare/crack/vagisil they wasted to get there and not be what you wanted.

 

Then the client should always write a review. I shared a story yesterday about one client who had this happen, I hear about it all the time. I was really glad he didn't pay the guy who showed up, but he didn't review the guy. I implored him to do so, but who knows if he did.

 

Just so clients know, we hate this as much as you do. It makes our jobs harder, new clients always have trust issues because of dumb shit like this.

 

LOL. BP, I enjoyed this post. I have looked at your web site and enjoyed that also. Good on you.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[jjkrkwood]

The thing is, if it's mentioned in advance, "Hi Mr Escort, when you come to my hotel, I need my ass licking out good and proper and fucked stupid until I can't walk" and he walks in, sashays around, flicks his hair back, undoes his leather jacket, shows you a glimpse of his shaved pecs and says 250 dollars please, upfront and then minces about the hotel room like he's on a photoshoot for "Pretty Boys Deluxe" magazine and does jack shit except make an odd false sounding grunt of appreciation when you're sucking his college boy cock, what are you supposed to do without sounding aggressive by asking for your money back. Most clients I meet are usually nervous. Very few are cock sure about what they want or where they want to put it when you're face to face, they expect the escort to take the lead. When the escort takes the piss most clients will just shrug it off and feel short changed afterwards.

 

Steve, firstly the way you relate a story always makes me grin ear to ear. and if I didnt know better I would swear you WERE Joey as your disdain for certain things is certainly NO secret here. For the most part I enjoy your story-telling, and am still on the fence deciding if you REALLY feel the way you feel, or you color your comments for maximum effect ?

 

Either way, its working for me.... :o

[maxwellissmart]

Steve, firstly the way you relate a story always makes me grin ear to ear. and if I didnt know better I would swear you WERE Joey as your disdain for certain things is certainly NO secret here. For the most part I enjoy your story-telling, and am still on the fence deciding if you REALLY feel the way you feel, or you color your comments for maximum effect ?

 

Either way, its working for me.... :o

 

I like when he gets fucked by a trucker in the woods. Or in a bathroom in the woods.

[BostonPhil]

LOL. BP, I enjoyed this post. I have looked at your web site and enjoyed that also. Good on you.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

 

Well, thank you! I can't quit touching it though...

[josephga]

Have any of you ever had clients that acted embarrassed after it was over? I've had massage clients get off the table and won't even look you in the face after it's over like they are embarrassed they got jerked off. some come back and even act that way the next time

[maxwellissmart]

Have any of you ever had clients that acted embarrassed after it was over? I've had massage clients get off the table and won't even look you in the face after it's over like they are embarrassed they got jerked off. some come back and even act that way the next time

 

Oh lord yes.

 

Alldonehere'syourmoneythere'sthedoordon'tcallmeI'llcallyou!

 

They are always the ones who won't kiss you goodbye, either.

[jjkrkwood]

Oh lord yes.

 

Alldonehere'syourmoneythere'sthedoordon'tcallmeI'llcallyou!

 

They are always the ones who won't kiss you goodbye, either.

 

Maybe it was your "bedside" manner ????

 

I keep giving out these FREE blowjobs, and the guys dont even say THANK YOU !

[josephga]

they will get up off the table turn their backs hand you the money won't even look you in the face. very little conversation. some will grunt see you next time. once a guy booked a therapeutic massage he was sent to me byway of a personal trainer he hired. he gets on the table i do the massage he leaves. that night i get a email. it's an apology letter from him because he got an erection during a therapeutic massage

[bigvalboy]

the flipside is for clients to grow a spine.

 

Thank you!!! enuf said....

[SteveEscort]

I like when he gets fucked by a trucker in the woods. Or in a bathroom in the woods.

 

I've done a few truckers but never in a bathroom in the woods. I've been fucked in a few country cottages

[SteveEscort]

Yes, I have one who comes every week who is all chitty chatty, chitty chatty, cums and then just can't wait to leave, like he's suddenly remembered his house is on fire, twice he's left his glasses and come back for them once he's got to the car and realised he can't see and once he left his underwear and text me later in the day to tell me to bin them.

 

I have another who I used to see every week but who I have not seen since January who says hello when he comes in and goodbye when he leaves and that's it for conversation. Never another word, except sometimes he will say "Suck my balls" or "Tongue my arse", apart from that there's no other exchange of words.

[jjkrkwood]

I have another who I used to see every week but who I have not seen since January who says hello when he comes in and goodbye when he leaves and that's it for conversation. Never another word, except sometimes he will say "Suck my balls" or "Tongue my arse", apart from that there's no other exchange of words.

 

Well that would be enough for ME ! i dont need to be told twice.....

[unsub2O17]

I agree—but the flipside is for clients to grow a spine. I understand that this has the potential for danger. Meet someone in a lobby. Or down the street from your house. Only set up appointments with reviewed escorts. Trust your instincts, and if something seems off—cancel. And if the escort you want to meet doesn't meet this complex array of requirements—pick another one. It's that simple if you quit thinking with your dick.

 

Haven't you answered your own original question??

[jjkrkwood]

Haven't you answered your own original question??

 

I dont think the OP was as much a question as it was a tongue in cheek commentary.

[maxwellissmart]

Haven't you answered your own original question??

 

Pull that sassy attitude on me in a hotel room and see if I don't beat on you and take your money.