Special anal situation

[unsub2O17]

Compare these two sentences.

 

1) You excite me, you thrill me in person. Let's take it up a notch this time—I would love for you to fuck me.

 

2) You excite me, you thrill me from your pictures. This is the first time we've met and I have no idea what sort of chemistry we have, but I expect that you're going to want to fuck me.

 

Now, be fair. Obviously, #1 is better. But, if there's one thing that I've learned over and over again on this forum, it is to communicate. I can absolutely, positively guarantee that he knows that I expect to bottom. Whether or not he's waiting to see if the chemistry is right, does not mean that I shouldn't be ready "just in case" he does want to do it, and, yes, Max, I got it, just in case I want to do it too.

[EZEtoGRU]

Yes, it's me asking about anal one more time. I have an upcoming all day cross country flight, followed by dinner, followed by, hopefully, a mind blowing bottoming experience for me. Question: what can I do to prepare myself for this evening romp given that I'll be in an airplane all day and then having dinner almost as soon as I land?

Well you've gotten plenty of advice. I'll just ad my 2 cents. I think you've scheduled too much for one day. I would cancel one of the three.

[unsub2O17]

Well you've gotten plenty of advice. I'll just ad my 2 cents. I think you've scheduled too much for one day. I would cancel one of the three.

 

Well, my friends, once again this forum has proved invaluable to me. Taking all the practical advice AND the experienced opinions on my "plan" into account, I have concluded (and, yes, with great relief) that, as JJ called them, the "hurdles" are not only too much but practically impossible for bottoming this time around. I will now enjoy my time with this wonderful man much, much more. AND I even have something else to look forward to. Thanks yet again.

[Okliehomo]

Who needs Dr. Oz????

 

When we have Dr. Juan...

 

Quite an insightful read and quite a glimpse behind the (shower) curtain.....

 

Ah..... Now I see why you so cleverly joined me and Kevin after the party had started... minty fresh, end to end.

 

And always, so worth the wait. Tasty, for sure.

 

Spreadable and edible.

 

Not many men that make me put down the camera these days... but...

 

For Juan's butt.... ok.

 

Okie

 

 

Oh..... and I guess, you can bring Thor as well.... and if he has to do that naked push up pose... on my face..... ten times..... Ok by me.

[Juan Vancouver]

Not many men that make me put down the camera these days... but...

 

Also... who can operate a camera when one has a butt on one's face? =)

 

Hope you are well, sexy. Missing you as always.

 

Big hug!

 

Me.

[Tighty]

Hey my man,

 

I am a little confused by your post, so I'm going to address a few things that caught my attention.

 

You have said that you don't care for anal and that you would be fine putting it in the back burner, however here not only you are wanting to do it in a really stressful schedule, but you have the expectation that it will be a "hopefully, a mind blowing bottoming experience". If I were life coaching you I would have to tell you that you are very purposefully setting yourself up for disappointment. You have pretty much everything lined up against fulfilling your desire: you don't like anal, you get really stressed about being clean, you now have a generous compendium of conflicting information about how to go about this, you have an all day flight and you don't know your escort. Your chances of getting a mind blowing bottoming experience would only be worse if you had an angry haemorrhoid and you had just taken a powerful laxative. You are building a nightmare scenario for yourself.

 

Judging by what you say you want, you are taking every single step necessary to not have it.

 

And- you have said that this is to achieve something that you don't even enjoy.

 

Not all is lost, though. Let's imagine you are someone who loves getting fucked and who is somewhat relaxed about it. There are very simple ways to make sure this will work.

 

1. Forget the fleet enemas forever. (NO! I meant, forever, and you just thought about them again!) =) Fleet enemas are to freshen up the lady parts and they are designed to take away only unpleasant smell, not solid waste. Someone very clever had the idea that men could also use them but the amount of liquid in insufficient to prepare you for anal activity with an adult penis. A Fleet enema could perhaps prepare you to being fingered by a pinky finger, but you can expect accidents half of the time. I would also recommend to forget douching with those plastic syringes or douche bottles.If you clean with bottles, a large cock will go past the inner sphincter and your douched will be useless.

 

There are only two methods that will help you: a shower shot attached to your plumbing or a Streem master. The latter is portable and you can pack it easily and is usable with most showers when you travel. (Disclaimer: some fancy hotel showers may be a bitch to attach to this, but that doesn't happen always.)

 

http://www.streemmaster.com/

 

2. Sure, avoid heavy foods the night before your flight and eat some rice. The morning before your flight, using your streemaster, with very little pressure, preferably sitting on the toilet, let water little by little go into your body, past your colon into your intestine. With practice you will learn to feel it happening. If you use little pressure it is perfectly safe and it won't hurt. Take the nuzzle out and keep the water in if you can, and get in a horizontal position or even with your head lower than your ass so that the water goes al over your intestines. It feels funny, but that is what you want. After five minutes take the water out. Douche a few times, as many as are necessary to get clean water and then wait for half an hour before going to the airport to make sure no surprise water will come out.

 

3. Eat light in the plain, but make sure to eat. Again try to avoid irritants, but also avoid an empty stomach; not only it will give you terrible breath, you won't have energy for playing. If you are trying Imodium, you can take it one hour before landing.

 

4. As soon as you get to the hotel, preferably 30 minutes before you have to go to dinner, douche again till everything comes clean, and then wait to make sure no water is coming out.

 

5. Go have dinner, and eat, but eat lightly. Don't eat irritants but don't over do the salads or the fibre. Unless the food you eat is rotten, you will not have to evacuate that until 8 hours later, so the issue here is not whether you will be clean or not, but whether you will feel too full to be comfortable.

 

6. When you go back to the hotel take a quick break in the bathroom and stick one or two fingers heavily lubed with silicone lube. If you are empty there and smell clean chances are that you will be good to go for many hours. If you are not clean, however, there is not much you can do, because if you douche then, chances are you will end up spurting water during your session. If you are not clean and your lover is waiting in the room, I would recommend to try other things.

 

 

I write all this thinking that you love anal. I love getting fucked, and I can bottom after a whole day of travel and I have barely ever had anything less than perfect. It is a lot of work and it is an art. If you are doing all this because you think you should, you will end up uncomfortable and unfulfilled and you would be better off trying stuff that excites you and makes you feel good.

 

You said that you want to please your escort. I can tell you that there is nothing more pleasing for me than a guy who is relaxed, comfortable, knows his limits, is enjoying what is, as opposed to forcing himself to do what "should be" and is appreciative of what is happening in the session.

 

A challenging client would be someone who doesn't know his limits and is trying to push something that won't happen, someone who is stressed, tense, in his head, judging and evaluating himself and the session and especially, someone who comes to the session with a huge expectation of having delivered something life changing. Also, nothing can ruin a session more than a client that is ashamed by some perceived shortcoming of his and is unable to relax after that.

 

My advise would be to learn what you enjoy, learn about your body, try different things, but focus on those that come with ease and pleasurably. You are just becoming acquainted with your sexuality. Adding more stress where there's already a lot of it is not helping. Relax! It's all supposed to be fun.

 

Lastly, if you want to learn the best ways to douche... practice when you don't have an appointment with a hung escort. Practice at home and become acquainted with your ass and your equipment. Then play with long dildos. If you are going to master this, you must practice without so much stress.

 

Omg one of the most thorough instructions ever! This should be a sticky for newbies like me

[+ Tygerscent]

Rinse before playing at the hotel or at the play space~?

If you are worried about scent... Being wooden stick matches and burn a few just before you leave the bathroom~

The cherry wood and sulphur mask the scent well~

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[Guest Starbuck]

Oh Stupid Youth ... how I miss it ... reading Juan's PhD thesis on Guaranteed Cleanliness (has anyone else printed it out?), I fondly recalled the distant time when I took a cock in my ass for the first time (mid-70s; disco music in the background) with NO WORRIES about this issue and a sort of naive eagerness for it to hurt-so-good. My partner (more experienced than me) tried to gently educate me before the fact ... "It might smell," he said ... "Smell like what?" I asked, TRULY NOT GETTING IT. Kinda stupid, kinda sweet ... a little slice of life from back before boys wore condoms with boys ...