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Tygerscent Grand Master

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I do the same SAME thing~! (I'm the Escort). Except I do it with guys instead of the refrigerator. I walk in and in seconds say to myself, "Wow~ I'm hungry~ Anything to eat~?" and then unzip his pants~

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I have a now-regular fellow who makes himself at home when he's over (I'm the client). He's usually in the fridge in about five minutes - no specific reason, just to see what's there.
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Bosguy Grand Master

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I do the same SAME thing~! (I'm the Escort). Except I do it with guys instead of the refrigerator. I walk in and in seconds say to myself, "Wow~ I'm hungry~ Anything to eat~?" and then unzip his pants~

Tyger!

tygerkink@yahoo.com

971.400.2633

http://www.tygerscent.biz

http://www.daddyreviews.com/review/tyger_portland

http://www.men4rentnow.com (tygerscent in Portland, Oregon)

http://www.rentmen.com (AAAtygerscentXXX in Portland Oregon)

http://www.maleescortreview.com (Tygerscent in Portland, Oregon)

 

Besides being a super sexy man, you are hilarious.

 

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Taking an escort to dinner is always fraught with social uncertainty. Often the client has a far more sophisticated palate than the escort and will go to an expensive restaurant where the escort doesn't know or like half the items on the menu. So, the lad ends up ordering an expensive item that he knows (e.g., filet mignon). On the other, while the escort might be more comfortable with pub grub, he will be disappointed/chagrined if a client took him to a chain or theme restaurant like Uno's or Friday's or Carabba's.

 

One rule: never take an escort to your club, even though the menus won't have prices on your guests' version.

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Taking an escort to dinner is always fraught with social uncertainty. Often the client has a far more sophisticated palate than the escort and will go to an expensive restaurant where the escort doesn't know or like half the items on the menu. So, the lad ends up ordering an expensive item that he knows (e.g., filet mignon). On the other, while the escort might be more comfortable with pub grub, he will be disappointed/chagrined if a client took him to a chain or theme restaurant like Uno's or Friday's or Carabba's.

 

One rule: never take an escort to your club, even though the menus won't have prices on your guests' version.

 

I know, right? I get to feelin' a-chagrinned all the time when they don't have a good burger on the menu.

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Then again, there are some clients here who want to travel over-seas to Tuscany with a hot, 25 year old twink, yet ask this type question:

 

I'm flying first class, but I don't want to pay that much for the escort. Is that rude?

 

How could throwing your hot, 25 year old twink escort in a coach seat, while you are traveling in a roomy first class seat, ever be anything other than h-o-w u-n-f-o-r-t-u-n-a-t-e f-o-r y-o-u?

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I have a guy who I go on regular trips with (4 times per year) around the country. We've become friends so I get a deal on the price but I do still pay. I also pay for all expenses. On the last trip, I asked him if we could go to "less expensive" restaurants and try to spend less on food (he eats like a horse and several times per day). He said it wasn't a problem as he doesn't like "fancy food" anyway. So our first night in a lake resort place we went to the local mid-price seafood place. Everything on the menu was $15-20 except one item -- the big seafood platter which was $30. Which item do you think he ordered?

 

Sometimes you just can't win.

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(addressed to all - not operalover)

 

may be already said, but there are only two choices:

 

1. don't take your guy to an expensive place if that concerns you, or

 

2. take your guy to an expensive place if that doesn't concern you....

 

are you only trying to impress your guy with an expensive place?...or what?....does it compensate for your insecurities to be able to go to an expensive place - and show others that ability?....jesus, twelve pages of this discussion?....do not worry about the cost of the food - wherever you go - whether it's Arby's or Nobu or the latest hot spot of the moment!....why are you going to an expensive place only to worry about what he'll order anyway?....

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may be already said, but there are only two choices:

 

1. don't take your guy to an expensive place if that concerns you, or

 

2. take your guy to an expensive place if that doesn't concern you....

 

are you only trying to impress your guy with an expensive place?...or what?....does it compensate for your insecurities to be able to go to an expensive place - and show others that ability?....jesus, twelve pages of this discussion?....do not worry about the cost of the food - wherever you go - whether it's Arby's or Nobu or the latest hot spot of the moment!....why are you going to an expensive place only to worry about what he'll order anyway?....

 

What's on my mind when a client takes me to dinner...

 

1) Is there anything on this menu that isn't going to taste like garlic?

 

2) Is he going to order something that's going to make him taste like garlic?

 

3) What can I order that won't make me feel bloated and burpy or get stuck in my teeth for when we get down to the love-making?

 

4) What's for dessert?

 

That's pretty much it.

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I'll suck your dick while you eat curly fries.

I'll eat curly fries while I watch you suck his dick while he eats curly fries...but can I have a burger on the side too?

 

(oh and by the way (and to keep some small relevance to this thread), I will pay for everyone's fries, meals or whatever...even if the fries are white truffle curly fries)! :D

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Let us bite the thread on this tapestry and hang it on the wall: Escorts order the most expensive item on the menu because, in my experience, the majority of the boys equate dollars with quality, that is, they do not discern the difference betweenst "costly" and "expensive": the item is there and because it has the highest price it MUST be the best. . .

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Hypothetical:

 

You take and escort to dinner, would you rather he order a $40 steak or $25 plate of pasta?

 

I would personally rather my guest order the steak than the pasta. Less than $5 of ingredients in the pasta which you can likely just make at home.

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