The best non-kissoff ever...

[maxwellissmart]

aka I'm so pathetic I don't even realize what this says about me.

 

 

From Mr. Drunkface, the as-of-now former client who decided I was "too difficult to deal with," because I had the flu last week and that was inconvenient for his schedule and when I tried to suggest a time this week he told me he would be out of town until Friday at the earliest so of course he wanted to book tonight (Thursday) after all and was disappointed when I already had plans and couldn't set something up or answer the rapid-fire texts he was sending while I was driving to my appointment.

 

"And if I DO get drunk and try to contact you, don’t even bother responding!"

[instudiocity]

"And if I DO get drunk and try to contact you, don’t even bother responding!"

Priceless! I sure hope you obey his final command!

[justaguy]

I'm just nodding my head in relative disbelief. It's a wonder this guy hasn't been hit by a bus while he tries to figure out if he should try to cross the street.

[Guest JackF]

Some people will just never understand....

[maxwellissmart]

Some people will just never understand....

 

The sad thing is that he was a relatively sweet guy when we first met, and I tried several times after the whole "call Max while I'm drunk" bullshit to set something up again (after which he apologized nine times). Oh well.