"He is DAM good"

[robberbaron4u]

With regard to today's review of Alexander, I note improvement in his publicist's grammar and spelling skills, but, repititious use of same adjectives and nouns, e.g., "perfect", "cock", "butt" should be avoided to allayany suspicion that the reviews are being written by the same person. Prospective clients should note that, by his published representation, Alexander is "strictly straight", and, four reviewers make mention that they are "bi", the implication escaping me for the moment, and, most importantly, he has a strict "hands-off" policy as a hire, that is, a client can look, but not touch, the perfection that is Alexander. And, lastly, be mindful, that, again by his representation, to Alexander we gayfolk are "crazy bitches" to be treated with as such. . .

[jjkrkwood]

With regard to today's review of Alexander, I note improvement in his publicist's grammar and spelling skills, but, repititious use of same adjectives and nouns, e.g., "perfect", "cock", "butt" should be avoided to allayany suspicion that the reviews are being written by the same person. Prospective clients should note that, by his published representation, Alexander is "strictly straight", and, four reviewers make mention that they are "bi", the implication escaping me for the moment, and, most importantly, he has a strict "hands-off" policy as a hire, that is, a client can look, but not touch, the perfection that is Alexander. And, lastly, be mindful, that, again by his representation, to Alexander we gayfolk are "crazy bitches" to be treated with as such. . .

 

And isnt that exactly the kind of guy that many clients Throw their dollars at ? Inexplicable !

[seeker630]

With regard to today's review of Alexander, I note improvement in his publicist's grammar and spelling skills, but, repititious use of same adjectives and nouns, e.g., "perfect", "cock", "butt" should be avoided to allayany suspicion that the reviews are being written by the same person. Prospective clients should note that, by his published representation, Alexander is "strictly straight", and, four reviewers make mention that they are "bi", the implication escaping me for the moment, and, most importantly, he has a strict "hands-off" policy as a hire, that is, a client can look, but not touch, the perfection that is Alexander. And, lastly, be mindful, that, again by his representation, to Alexander we gayfolk are "crazy bitches" to be treated with as such. . .

 

Perhaps you should write a review?

[robberbaron4u]

In my honest, I admit him to be a very pretty boy, but, based upon representations made to me by a fellow traveler and my own dialogue with him, I passed on experiencing the perfection that is he. I was favored with the offer of wiring him money in the here and now to be credited against a future "date"; I decline with, of course, regret.

[jjkrkwood]

In my honest, I admit him to be a very pretty boy, but, based upon representations made to me by a fellow traveler and my own dialogue with him, I passed on experiencing the perfection that is he. I was favored with the offer of wiring him money in the here and now to be credited against a future "date"; I decline with, of course, regret.

 

Do you know if he accepts the "Lay away" plan ???? It sounds like that is what you make reference to ? I would gladly forego my Ugg boots for Christmas to put Alexander on lay away instead.

[Scorpio]

I was favored with the offer of wiring him money in the here and now to be credited against a future "date"; I decline with, of course, regret.

 

Context is everything. So was that:

(a) A totally unsolicited request for advance payment, or

 

(b) Perhaps merely a counter-offer to your usual vetting process of standing an escort to dinner, drinks, a trip to your barber and/or haberdasher before deciding to make an official appointment.

 

I would have declined his request with no regret whatsoever in either case. But if it was some version of scenario b, then it’s not quite egregious as scenario a. It’s merely a counter-offer. His way of saying sure I’ll be happy to take your money now and you contact me again later when you’re serious about booking an appointment.

[scottyp]

the only time i send money upfront is for some socks or undies to be sent, or for travel costs. never put anyone on lay-a-way

[robberbaron4u]

Based upon a "caution" by a fellow traveler, Alexander did not make the "final cut" with regard to the vetting process. Several weeks after the conversation with him by which I declined him, courteously, as a "hire", I received an unsolicited email from him, to wit: "So u want to meet me? Overnite? Weekend? How about u send me money now just to help me and then one day when I decide we can meet each other. U can send through Western Union or bank acct transfer." Although I am far down the road of life, I am yet able to make my own calendar. Based upon information and belief, he has a "manager" who is promoting him, and, in my opinion, the manager lacks "finesse" in closing a deal.

[robberbaron4u]

With regard to his "lay away" plan: by his advisement, ". . .u send me money. . .and then one day I decide when we meet each other". He accepts cash by Western Union or bank draft transfer.

[jjkrkwood]

Based upon a "caution" by a fellow traveler, Alexander did not make the "final cut" with regard to the vetting process. Several weeks after the conversation with him by which I declined him, courteously, as a "hire", I received an unsolicited email from him, to wit: "So u want to meet me? Overnite? Weekend? How about u send me money now just to help me and then one day when I decide we can meet each other. U can send through Western Union or bank acct transfer." Although I am far down the road of life, I am yet able to make my own calendar. Based upon information and belief, he has a "manager" who is promoting him, and, in my opinion, the manager lacks "finesse" in closing a deal.

 

I would have informed him in no uncertain terms that "he was NOT my charity of choice"...

[gallahadesquire]

I would have informed him in no uncertain terms that "he was NOT my charity of choice"...

 

Great concept, JJ!