A great bad review! Logan Banks - 1/20

[lrbigdicktaker]

This is most probably the funniest review that I have read in a while! It has adventure, suspense and comedy!

 

http://www.daddysreview.com/cruise/newest/logan_banks_philly

[bigvalboy]

Funny review, that took some guts...was talking to another forum member and we were talking about bad experiences...Me, I had a baseball bat pulled on me once when I refused to pay someone. I was much younger and had little fear in those days, but the fact that this guy stayed around to get the escort 'hard' then leave was hillarious!

[jjkrkwood]

This is most probably the funniest review that I have read in a while! It has adventure, suspense and comedy!

 

http://www.daddysreview.com/cruise/newest/logan_banks_philly

 

While the reviewer "Shoreboy" went for the gold, he also took a Big risk which could have turned out VERY badly. I dont encourage guys to do what he did. It seems that he wanted it all, and was really thinking with his "little head" and not the big one.

 

What he should have done was turned around and walked out as soon as he relaized the guy was Not who he represented himself to be. But I guess he wanted to suck some cock before he actually left. Being an accomplice to a crime makes you as guilty as the criminal... and while it may sound comical in retrospect, the reviewers behavior, to me, was as despicable as the escorts. And I doubt that anyone learned a lesson here.

[whipped guy]

Kudos to Shoreboy! I loved the line "fake ad results in fake money"... perhaps we should all carry a wad of Monopoly money just in case we are faced with a similar situation... Still, it took guts and I am not sure I wold have had the guts to do what Shoreby was able to pull off... and perhaps he was lucky... he did take a "big risk" and probably should have left asap... of that I am sure... but heck... he also got a taste of the guy as well... and the bozo got what he deserved!!

 

As for the show me your dick "so I know you are not the cops"... I remember having to do that a few years back to enter a club in NYC... Not sure why as if cops don't have 'em... but I guess there is some rationale... some code etc.???

[bigvalboy]

Kudos to Shoreboy! I loved the line "fake ad results in fake money"... perhaps we should all carry a wad of Monopoly money just in case we are faced with a similar situation... Still, it took guts and I am not sure I wold have had the guts to do what Shoreby was able to pull off... and perhaps he was lucky... he did take a "big risk" and probably should have left asap... of that I am sure... but heck... he also got a taste of the guy as well... and the bozo got what he deserved!!

 

As for the show me your dick "so I know you are not the cops"... I remember having to do that a few years back to enter a club in NYC... Not sure why as if cops don't have 'em... but I guess there is some rationale... some code etc.???

 

Ya know WG, I had always heard that showing your dick was not a quarantee that the person was not a cop. Double Kudos from me to Shoreboy also..but would love to hear from a forum member who is in 'the know' as it where, so that we can clarify all of this.

[maxwellissmart]

 

What he should have done was turned around and walked out as soon as he relaized the guy was Not who he represented himself to be. But I guess he wanted to suck some cock before he actually left. Being an accomplice to a crime makes you as guilty as the criminal... and while it may sound comical in retrospect, the reviewers behavior, to me, was as despicable as the escorts. And I doubt that anyone learned a lesson here.

 

My kneejerk reaction was to agree with you completely, until I started typing. I can understand why the client would be upset and out for a little turnabout, even if it had some touches of Benny Hill thrown in. But dude took a hell of a risk—he could have gotten hurt, or much worse. He should have simply left, or said: "oh shit, I left your money in the car—I'll be right back."

[jjkrkwood]

My kneejerk reaction was to agree with you completely, until I started typing. I can understand why the client would be upset and out for a little turnabout, even if it had some touches of Benny Hill thrown in. But dude took a hell of a risk—he could have gotten hurt, or much worse. He should have simply left, or said: "oh shit, I left your money in the car—I'll be right back."

 

While we would expect and hope that the escorts would be honest in their representation, we know that many are not. However as has been said many times in other threads on this topic, it is the client who perpetrates this dishonesty and bad behavior by allowing the escort to get away with it. When I say "get away with it" I mean allowing the session to still occur after the escort shows up and is NOT the person he represented himself to be. Perhaps it is out of fear of harm, but nonetheless it does nobody any good. The guy should not be allowed to enter your home, nor should you enter his. But if you are letting your cock make the decision, you have noone else to blame but yourself for a bad outcome and wasted money. There are certainly OTHER escorts available, regardless of where you live. Your money and your safety should be your first considerations.

[josephga]

As soon as he saw the tattoos and the air brushed comments and the comments about nothing in those ads are as they appear He should have given a polite no thanks I'll pass and turned around and walked

[maxwellissmart]

While we would expect and hope that the escorts would be honest in their representation, we know that many are not. However as has been said many times in other threads on this topic, it is the client who perpetrates this dishonesty and bad behavior by allowing the escort to get away with it. When I say "get away with it" I mean allowing the session to still occur after the escort shows up and is NOT the person he represented himself to be. Perhaps it is out of fear of harm, but nonetheless it does nobody any good. The guy should not be allowed to enter your home, nor should you enter his. But if you are letting your cock make the decision, you have noone else to blame but yourself for a bad outcome and wasted money. There are certainly OTHER escorts available, regardless of where you live. Your money and your safety should be your first considerations.

 

Believe me, I get tired of reading (or hearing) clients say: "He wasn't what was promised in his pics." "So what did you do?" "Well, I paid him anyway. Sigh."

[Bosguy]

I only had a smilar situation happen to me once before and it also was a guy who insisted on meeting at his place even though I had a convenient hotel nearby. Upon arrival, the building was not appealing and when I arrived at the apartment door, it got worse. As soon as the door opened, I realized this wasn't going to work, and excused myself. I think I could have won the gold for speed for my exit.

 

Never happened again!

 

Boston Bill

[RexAll]

Believe me, I get tired of reading (or hearing) clients say: "He wasn't what was promised in his pics." "So what did you do?" "Well, I paid him anyway. Sigh."

 

What a lot of you may not understand is that the main reason I hire is that I almost never get sex outside of hiring. It may be the same for many others. So I'm usually very horny by the time I set something up. And more so by the time the guy and I meet. So what am I - or my fellow clients to do- if a guy who is nice looking shows up but is nothing like his pictures? If masturbation would have satisfied me, I never would have called up an escort to begin with. So if the guy was at all acceptable, I've usually gone ahead with the appointment. Now I will say that recently I did meet a guy whose pictures were either cleverly done or outdated. I was at his place- I decided some sex was better than no sex. But I had planned originally a 2 hour visit. It wasn't going that great- I wasn't into it- he wasn't into it- I made an excuse and left after an hour. This guy has something like 42 good starred reviews on M4RN-maybe I should have been suspicious. But I thought to myself- who has time to enter 42 fictitious reviews.

 

Rex

[instudiocity]

This guy has something like 42 good starred reviews on M4RN-maybe I should have been suspicious. But I thought to myself- who has time to enter 42 fictitious reviews.

The guy whom no one else would hire.

[jjkrkwood]

What a lot of you may not understand is that the main reason I hire is that I almost never get sex outside of hiring. It may be the same for many others. So I'm usually very horny by the time I set something up. And more so by the time the guy and I meet. So what am I - or my fellow clients to do- if a guy who is nice looking shows up but is nothing like his pictures? If masturbation would have satisfied me, I never would have called up an escort to begin with. So if the guy was at all acceptable, I've usually gone ahead with the appointment. Now I will say that recently I did meet a guy whose pictures were either cleverly done or outdated. I was at his place- I decided some sex was better than no sex. But I had planned originally a 2 hour visit. It wasn't going that great- I wasn't into it- he wasn't into it- I made an excuse and left after an hour. This guy has something like 42 good starred reviews on M4RN-maybe I should have been suspicious. But I thought to myself- who has time to enter 42 fictitious reviews.

 

Rex

 

Wow Rex, that certainly is a sad commentary on YOU. I dont know what to say exactly, but if you didnt have enuf restraint to turn around, walk away with your boner, then get home and call another escort, I have no sympathy for guys that go thru with the session, hand the escort his money, and then complain about being mislead. I am NOT saying you are one of THOSE, but you did make you own choice without being coerced and took responsibility for the outcome. That is being adult about it.

[maxwellissmart]

Wow Rex, that certainly is a sad commentary on YOU. I dont know what to say exactly, but if you didnt have enuf restraint to turn around, walk away with your boner, then get home and call another escort, I have no sympathy for guys that go thru with the session, hand the escort his money, and then complain about being mislead. I am NOT saying you are one of THOSE, but you did make you own choice without being coerced and took responsibility for the outcome. That is being adult about it.

 

^Bing.

[josephga]

Wow Rex, that certainly is a sad commentary on YOU. I dont know what to say exactly, but if you didnt have enuf restraint to turn around, walk away with your boner, then get home and call another escort, I have no sympathy for guys that go thru with the session, hand the escort his money, and then complain about being mislead. I am NOT saying you are one of THOSE, but you did make you own choice without being coerced and took responsibility for the outcome. That is being adult about it.

 

I do agree with you. however I think they find themselves there on the spot horny lack the restraint to just say screw this and go home and start over with their search. Or invest the time I have to spend on getting it for free. I might be talking with 4 or 5 guys at a time sometimes weeks to a month and it never pan out.

[+ beethoven]

Re "show me your dick so I know you are not the cops." Yes, there is some sort of law in NYC that says a cop can not be the first one to get naked. There is a very good masseur on the west side of Manhattan who insists that clients disrobe before he does, and that proves to him that the client isn't an undercover cop. I asked him about this, as he's the only masseur that does this (to my knowledge), and he said that he just doesn't want to take chances. I remarked that he must have had a bad experience with the police, or know a colleague who had a bad experience. He didn't answer directly, but I could tell that I had hit upon something.

[uwsman2]

I don't think this "show your cock" is much more than urban folklore. I doubt that there is a statute or regulation to that effect. Although I suspect that a cop who showed his cock first would have a hard time later saying either that he was offended by nudity or that the other man was the active party. In other words, this probably relates to what a judge is likely to do in a public lewdness arrest if the evidence is that the cop showed his cock first. Usually public lewdness requires that a person expose himself to somebody who would be offended.

[whipped guy]

beethoven... Thanks for the insight into the NYC law about undercover cops. As I mentioned above this was something that used to be done a few years back... but has not been done of late... at least in my experience... Plus, it seems that clubs in NYC are getting a bit bolder... At any rate, I more or less assumed that the cop could not be the first...

[leigh.bess.toad]

He should have simply left, or said: "oh shit, I left your money in the car—I'll be right back."

 

I think that would have been a great way to handle that Maxwell. It was funny, but it was also very risky and I wouldn't recommend to anyone. Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but if you are the one that is cold (and dead and buried), it won't have any way to enjoy it.

[Bosguy]

beethoven... Thanks for the insight into the NYC law about undercover cops. As I mentioned above this was something that used to be done a few years back... but has not been done of late... at least in my experience... Plus, it seems that clubs in NYC are getting a bit bolder... At any rate, I more or less assumed that the cop could not be the first...

 

If an undercover cop comes to your room for "sex", doesn't that mean he knows why he is there?

 

Boston Bill

[jjkrkwood]

If an undercover cop comes to your room for "sex", doesn't that mean he knows why he is there?

 

Boston Bill

 

No, he may just want to "frisk" you or dust for fingerprints. ?

[josephga]

Re "show me your dick so I know you are not the cops." Yes, there is some sort of law in NYC that says a cop can not be the first one to get naked. There is a very good masseur on the west side of Manhattan who insists that clients disrobe before he does, and that proves to him that the client isn't an undercover cop. I asked him about this, as he's the only masseur that does this (to my knowledge), and he said that he just doesn't want to take chances. I remarked that he must have had a bad experience with the police, or know a colleague who had a bad experience. He didn't answer directly, but I could tell that I had hit upon something.

 

When it happen to me in 09 I wasn't arrested due to me having a massage license but was charged with 3750.00 in fines for working at that time in a residential area. In my case the cop booked a therapeutic massage got nekked right in front of me got on the table and received 45 minutes of the 1hr session. I knew this girl once. cops bought a massage she was nekked cop got nekked got on table then she was arrested for massaging without a license.

[adriano46]

In the olden days when I would occasionally pick up a cute but muscular (and non-inked or pierced) Latino at the Port Authority for a quickie at the hotel on the corner of 42nd and 9th (eewww the thought of what I did on those tiny beds with rumpled sheet)... The pick-up often asked to see my Driver's license to make sure I was not an undercover vice cop.

 

I never thought of the stripping etiquette with masseurs. I arrive, he shows me the room where the table is (only use masseurs with a table) I strip and get on table - and masseur usually then comes back in room wearing gym shorts and a small muscle shirt or T-shirt. Only once did the guy walk in naked, and nearly raped me..... Worst masseur in NYC- but it was probably my fault for not telling him I was really REALLY expecting a massage. Heck this guy tried to BB me!!!! I finally got him off (yes, both ways) quickly got off table, still covered with lotion, dressed and walked out... My ass still virginal, thank heavens! But to the topic, I never thought it strange I was the naked one and masseur was somewhat dressed.

[josephga]

I won't even discuss money or services with a massage client once they are here. they should know that and know rates and expectations b4 getting here.

[whipped guy]

One quick "cop anecdote".. once at the NYBC there was a particularly bizarre BDSM scene transpiring with a bunch of guys observing... and one guy exclaimed, "Shoot! I've been 15 years on the force and I've never seen anything like this... " So perhaps at least one cop came to broaden his horizons, learn the ropes, or whatever!

 

...and for the record I don't recall having to show my cock to gain admission that evening...