The Holidays: A Season for Giving... Really ????

[jjkrkwood]

After perusing thru Rentboy this morning, I have noticed a spike in the usual prices of many guys....

Is the the seasonal upswing ? I thought businesses are offering Sales to increase their Holiday bottom line ????

Are the holidays really a Season for Giving ???? At $400 + an hour, it will make me rethink giving escorts to my friends as Holiday gifts....

[seeker630]

After perusing thru Rentboy this morning, I have noticed a spike in the usual prices of many guys....

Is the the seasonal upswing ? I thought businesses are offering Sales to increase their Holiday bottom line ????

Are the holidays really a Season for Giving ???? At $400 + an hour, it will make me rethink giving escorts to my friends as Holiday gifts....

 

JJK, maybe you just have expensive tastes.

 

I just checked the 18 guys I have on my NYC 'hot list' on Rentboy, and they are still 250-300 for outcalls. (And I just noticed yesterday that one of the premier locals in my area has dropped rates from 250 to 200 ).

[jjkrkwood]

JJK, maybe you just have expensive tastes.

 

I just checked the 18 guys I have on my NYC 'hot list' on Rentboy, and they are still 250-300 for outcalls. (And I just noticed yesterday that one of the premier locals in my area has dropped rates from 250 to 200 ).

 

Maybe, or I am delirious and am picking out the biggest cocks, which just happen to be the higest price. I am always drawn to the Shiniest bauble in the window..... My friends will just have to get the "cheap" guys and be happy....

[+ Travis69]

Maybe they are increasing their prices so they can buy all their clients nice expensive "thank you for your patronage" gifts for the holidays.......

[jjkrkwood]

Maybe they are increasing their prices so they can buy all their clients nice expensive "thank you for your patronage" gifts for the holidays.......

 

I hope I get a nice muffin basket. But with my luck, it will be one of those nasty "fruitcakes"....

[+ glutes]

You bitched about paying out $300 for an escort, why would you spend $400?

Stick to your $15 sex club JJ...

[jjkrkwood]

You bitched about paying out $300 for escort, why would you spend $400?

Stick to your $15 sex club JJ...

 

Never bitched, get your story straight. I said I saved up for it. But also said if you want something BAD enuf, you need to splurge, and I did. You know how much I love "silicone".... dont ya ????? What I am saying now, and listen closely, is that $400 is a bit too much to spend giving escorts to friends as holiday gifts... (since that is what I am known for in MY circle of friends).... Tis better to give than to receive, but I am SURE you wouldnt know anything about THAT ????

 

And BTW, I go to my $15 sex club as well, the BEST bargain in town.... I am "versatile" when it comes to my spending habits... Seasons Greetings !

[+ glutes]

What I am saying now, and listen closely, is that $400 is a bit too much to spend giving escorts to friends as holiday gifts... (since that is what I am known for in MY circle of friends)....

 

Your circle of friends enjoy your homeless motif??

[+ Travis69]

I hope I get a nice muffin basket. But with my luck, it will be one of those nasty "fruitcakes"....

 

According to Martha Stewart all those fruitcakes can be made into something useful. Microwave the fruitcake with 1 gallon of lube for 4 minutes. Let cool and put in individaul bottles. Now you have fruit flavored lube. One fruitcake should make enough lube for the whole year until the next holiday season. She also has a great idea for turning used condoms into a shower curtain liner with a little help from a glue gun. We'll discuss that after the holidays......

[jjkrkwood]

According to Martha Stewart all those fruitcakes can be made into something useful. Microwave the fruitcake with 1 gallon of lube for 4 minutes. Let cool and put in individaul bottles. Now you have fruit flavored lube. One fruitcake should make enough lube for the whole year until the next holiday season. She also has a great idea for turning used condoms into a shower curtain liner with a little help from a glue gun. We'll discuss that after the holidays......

 

Wow, Travis, those are certainly good, helpful tips, but I was never the "crafty" one... Repurposing is not a word I recognize.

[jjkrkwood]

Your circle of friends enjoy your homeless motif??

 

They certainly do.... the money I save on my "homeless" motif insures I have extra money to give them GREAT gifts. (ones they DONT return)

[Decatur Guy]

After perusing thru Rentboy this morning, I have noticed a spike in the usual prices of many guys....

Is the the seasonal upswing ? I thought businesses are offering Sales to increase their Holiday bottom line ????

Are the holidays really a Season for Giving ???? At $400 + an hour, it will make me rethink giving escorts to my friends as Holiday gifts....

 

Thessse esssscorts charging outrageousssss pricessss are like the Honey Badger. They don't give a shit. They just want to put their penisessss in some anussssses and then get their money.

 

Oh my God. That esssscort has a SSSSCARY dick. It'ssss sssso huge. Oh my God. Look at that worthlesssss fuck bending over for the essscort. LOOK OUT! He'ssss aiming his HUGE SSSSCARY dick at your assssshole, you sssstupid asssshole.

 

Oh my God. He'ssssss sssshoving it in. OVER AND OVER AND OVER. I can't watch. This is terrible. It must hurt sssoooo bad. Look at that essscort. He doesn't give a shit. He just wantsssss what he wantssssss. He just wants to fuck that assssss. He's doing it ssooo HARD.

 

Now look at him. He's cumming -- EWWWWWWW -- right on that fuck's fasssse. GROSSSSSSS!

 

Oh my God. Now that sstttupid fuck has cum on his fasssse and is paying that esssscort four hundred fucking dollarsssss. I don't believe it. WHAT A SSSSSTUPID FUCK!

[jjkrkwood]

Thessse esssscorts charging outrageousssss pricessss are like the Honey Badger. They don't give a shit. They just want to put their penisessss in some anussssses and then get their money.

 

Oh my God. That esssscort has a SSSSCARY dick. It'ssss sssso huge. Oh my God. Look at that worthlesssss fuck bending over for the essscort. LOOK OUT! He'ssss aiming his HUGE SSSSCARY dick at your assssshole, you sssstupid asssshole.

 

Oh my God. He'ssssss sssshoving it in. OVER AND OVER AND OVER. I can't watch. This is terrible. It must hurt sssoooo bad. Look at that essscort. He doesn't give a shit. He just wantsssss what he wantssssss. He just wants to fuck that assssss. He's doing it ssooo HARD.

 

Now look at him. He's cumming -- EWWWWWWW -- right on that fuck's fasssse. GROSSSSSSS!

 

Oh my God. Now that sstttupid fuck has cum on his fasssse and is paying that esssscort four hundred fucking dollarsssss. I don't believe it. WHAT A SSSSSTUPID FUCK!

 

Uh, Um, how to reply to that ???? A bit early for Egg Nog maybe ???? THAT, my dear Decatur, is a memorable Post !

[Lookin]

$400 is a bit too much to spend giving escorts to friends as holiday gifts... (since that is what I am known for in MY circle of friends)....

JJ, pal o' mine!! And all I got you was this chintzy necktie!

 

 

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/14_2008/penis_tie.jpg

[seeker630]

Thessse esssscorts charging outrageousssss pricessss are like the Honey Badger. They don't give a shit. They just want to put their penisessss in some anussssses and then get their money.

 

Oh my God. That esssscort has a SSSSCARY dick. It'ssss sssso huge. Oh my God. Look at that worthlesssss fuck bending over for the essscort. LOOK OUT! He'ssss aiming his HUGE SSSSCARY dick at your assssshole, you sssstupid asssshole.

 

Oh my God. He'ssssss sssshoving it in. OVER AND OVER AND OVER. I can't watch. This is terrible. It must hurt sssoooo bad. Look at that essscort. He doesn't give a shit. He just wantsssss what he wantssssss. He just wants to fuck that assssss. He's doing it ssooo HARD.

 

Now look at him. He's cumming -- EWWWWWWW -- right on that fuck's fasssse. GROSSSSSSS!

 

Oh my God. Now that sstttupid fuck has cum on his fasssse and is paying that esssscort four hundred fucking dollarsssss. I don't believe it. WHAT A SSSSSTUPID FUCK!

 

That's funny! Soon someone will be advertising as HoneyBadger on Rentboy!

[cany10011]

Good point. I know clients always buy gifts for their escorts, but have any clients become recipients of gifts?? I'm planning on buying my regulars something nice from Burberry or Apple.

 

 

 

I hope I get a nice muffin basket. But with my luck, it will be one of those nasty "fruitcakes"....

[+ Axiom2001]

Maybe, or I am delirious and am picking out the biggest cocks, which just happen to be the higest price. I am always drawn to the Shiniest bauble in the window..... My friends will just have to get the "cheap" guys and be happy....

 

If you have the desire and the time, would you care to cite their names which will keep us from having to peruse and peruse and peruse those

"thick" ads of over 100+!!!!!!!

[jjkrkwood]

JJ, pal o' mine!! And all I got you was this chintzy necktie!

 

 

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/14_2008/penis_tie.jpg

 

See Lookin, you DID get cock.!

[Phil_musc]

Perhaps our fave guys need to have some sort of gift registry so that there won't be duplicates on Christmas morn. All those toaster ovens having to be taken back to Home Depot. Could seriously cut into one's spare time. Perhaps Daddy could set up some sort of registry as a public service.

[bigvalboy]

Thessse esssscorts charging outrageousssss pricessss are like the Honey Badger. They don't give a shit. They just want to put their penisessss in some anussssses and then get their money.

 

Oh my God. That esssscort has a SSSSCARY dick. It'ssss sssso huge. Oh my God. Look at that worthlesssss fuck bending over for the essscort. LOOK OUT! He'ssss aiming his HUGE SSSSCARY dick at your assssshole, you sssstupid asssshole.

 

Oh my God. He'ssssss sssshoving it in. OVER AND OVER AND OVER. I can't watch. This is terrible. It must hurt sssoooo bad. Look at that essscort. He doesn't give a shit. He just wantsssss what he wantssssss. He just wants to fuck that assssss. He's doing it ssooo HARD.

 

Now look at him. He's cumming -- EWWWWWWW -- right on that fuck's fasssse. GROSSSSSSS!

 

Oh my God. Now that sstttupid fuck has cum on his fasssse and is paying that esssscort four hundred fucking dollarsssss. I don't believe it. WHAT A SSSSSTUPID FUCK!

 

DG..I am on the floor laughing..fucking hilarious....

[+ glutes]

Thessse esssscorts charging outrageousssss pricessss are like the Honey Badger. They don't give a shit. They just want to put their penisessss in some anussssses and then get their money.

 

Oh my God. That esssscort has a SSSSCARY dick. It'ssss sssso huge. Oh my God. Look at that worthlesssss fuck bending over for the essscort. LOOK OUT! He'ssss aiming his HUGE SSSSCARY dick at your assssshole, you sssstupid asssshole.

 

Oh my God. He'ssssss sssshoving it in. OVER AND OVER AND OVER. I can't watch. This is terrible. It must hurt sssoooo bad. Look at that essscort. He doesn't give a shit. He just wantsssss what he wantssssss. He just wants to fuck that assssss. He's doing it ssooo HARD.

 

Now look at him. He's cumming -- EWWWWWWW -- right on that fuck's fasssse. GROSSSSSSS!

 

Oh my God. Now that sstttupid fuck has cum on his fasssse and is paying that esssscort four hundred fucking dollarsssss. I don't believe it. WHAT A SSSSSTUPID FUCK!

 

I think Count JJ Jerk Wood just got his muffin basket...

[bigvalboy]

I think Count JJ Jerk Wood just got his muffin basket...

 

AND his Fruit Cake......and maybe just maybe one of those wonderful Cheese Logs.

[jjkrkwood]

I think Count JJ Jerk Wood just got his muffin basket...

 

And since this is the Season for giving, I'm sending you a muffin with a razor blade in it !!!! Bon apetite !!!