What clues you in that a "client" is full of shit?

[maxwellissmart]

My favorite stalker has apparently found me once again and is sending me emails under multiple names, etc. The guy is too stupid to realize that his writing style is always similar—he has a tendency to misspell the same words, and so on. What tactics do you use to separate the liars from the good guys?

[josephga]

If they call you up hear your entire sales pitch then say let me call you right back or let me check my schedule and call back in a few minutes they are normally full of shit

[gallahadesquire]

A possible filter [used by a notable Greater-Boston-Area escort]:

 

Ask for a money order for half the proposed fee up front. You no show: he keeps it. You show: it applies. he no shows: Refund.

 

I guess I contacted him over too many years!

[SteveEscort]

Most of the guys I get like this are texters ( guys who love to text)

 

Usually starts with prices, then details, then availability, then cock size, then when they decide to book and you ask them to phone they've suddenly been called back into work and need to make it another time and then the cycle starts again.

 

All of these details are available on my website, blog and various online profiles. I've even had one reply to me once I've text my age as 37 with the reply "It says 36 on your profile", errrrm why text me asking my age when you can see it.

 

I only really take advanced appointments from regulars because they don't tend to mess me about but this morning, for example, phone call 10am "Hi Steve I am looking for an appointment ..........blah blah ....... blah blah ...... blah blah" then at the end of the conversation he says "Ok well keep December 16th free for me and I'll be in touch nearer the time if my business trip comes off". Yeah of course I will, we all know it isn't going to come off, I've been around too many years to know which business trips are genuine and which ones arn't.

 

I also find that clients who turn the conversation around to which hotel to book when on a visit arn't the slightest bit interested in booking an appointment with me, they just want local knowledge of where is good to book from someone who frequents these hotels on a regular basis.

[maxwellissmart]

Most of the guys I get like this are texters ( guys who love to text)

 

I got one of those just last night, as a matter of fact. Love the texters who send things like: "hi," or "available?" as opposed to: "I saw your ad and I'm looking for...". This conversation eventually (over the course of about 30 exchanges) trickled its way down to "way more than I can do for a bj 50 is more like it."

[Ngstl11]

I'd like to ask the question from a different perspective. What questions should a client be asking in order to make an escort realize it is an honest inquiry? In my day-life I tend to be curt and to the point. It seems that I am not getting a high percentage of responses with this approach. Just curious?

[colbyjansen]

I'd like to ask the question from a different perspective. What questions should a client be asking in order to make an escort realize it is an honest inquiry? In my day-life I tend to be curt and to the point. It seems that I am not getting a high percentage of responses with this approach. Just curious?

 

Generally speaking, since all of us have ads and most of us have been reviewed - our rates are public knowledge, specifically referring to something in my ad when we're talking and setting something up is nice. Also, as a rule, general respect and courtesy get you everywhere with me.

 

To continue on the "texter" point, if a guy is asking for pix & video messages to see if I'm for real is a quick way to get you to the block bin. If I've seen you before, I have no issue sending a pix message, but trying to text me at 4:30am for dirty pix is just downright disrespectful, degrading and annoying.

 

The above happened to me 3x in the last week from 3 different #'s :-/ Hey at least I'm piquing interest though! lol

 

/rant

[maxwellissmart]

Also, as a rule, general respect and courtesy get you everywhere with me...To continue on the "texter" point, if a guy is asking for pix & video messages to see if I'm for real is a quick way to get you to the block bin.

/rant

 

Two things that never fail to annoy me and prompt the use the Big Red Nuclear Never-In-This-Lifetime Button are...

 

One—the "audition" type of request. As in: "why don't you write up a summary of what you might do with me, to tie me over until I get to town." I'll get right on that. Or, the caller who wants you to act out a fantasy for him—say, being a tyrannical boss—and needs to see if you pass muster. What I like to do with this type is be the exact opposite of what they're looking for, and keep pleading for another chance to make good.

 

"YOU LIKE THAT BIG COCK? YOU LIKE THAT BIG COCK IN YOUR MOUTH BOY? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT BIG COCK?"

 

"Hmm... maybe lick it a little?" (Hold on for a sec—Mittens! Hush! HUSH! I AM ON THE PHONE! Here, come sit by Mama! Okay fine—go look at the bird then.) "Okay, yeah—maybe lick it some... ummm.. I don't know. (trails off) How was that?"

 

And two—the "would-you-drive-three-hours-to-give-me-an-hour-massage" sort of non-logic. Yes, there's nothing I'd like to do then spend six hours in a car so we can spend an hour together. Why, that makes perfect sense. There's a reason why it says "I don't travel." It means: I. Don't. Travel.

 

Sometimes I want to end a call with: "you know what, you really deserve to be alone."

[josephga]

I ask everyone that calls me where did they find me. I like for a person to be able to say massage m4m or masseur finder. I'm not a big fan of a friend told me. my opinion on that is masseurs and escorts deserve the same discreet and respect clients ask for. if a friend told them then a friend needs to learn to keep their mouth shut.

[bigvalboy]

Most of the guys I get like this are texters ( guys who love to text)

 

Usually starts with prices, then details, then availability, then cock size, then when they decide to book and you ask them to phone they've suddenly been called back into work and need to make it another time and then the cycle starts again.

 

All of these details are available on my website, blog and various online profiles. I've even had one reply to me once I've text my age as 37 with the reply "It says 36 on your profile", errrrm why text me asking my age when you can see it.

 

I only really take advanced appointments from regulars because they don't tend to mess me about but this morning, for example, phone call 10am "Hi Steve I am looking for an appointment ..........blah blah ....... blah blah ...... blah blah" then at the end of the conversation he says "Ok well keep December 16th free for me and I'll be in touch nearer the time if my business trip comes off". Yeah of course I will, we all know it isn't going to come off, I've been around too many years to know which business trips are genuine and which ones arn't.

 

I also find that clients who turn the conversation around to which hotel to book when on a visit arn't the slightest bit interested in booking an appointment with me, they just want local knowledge of where is good to book from someone who frequents these hotels on a regular basis.

 

Hey Steve, I understand what you are saying, keeping dates open far in advance is insane, But I had to laugh because I just contacted a very popular escort and suggested me meet 4 months from now during a huge event coming up next year in SF..I did however mention that over the course of that time I would keep re affirming our days just to let him know I was serious. So it does happen from time to time that a client may want to schedule something in advance, I guess you just have to feel the person out and go by your gut.

[Dave]

my own red flags?

 

- calls from a blocked number

- when someone talks “too much” about sex stuff, and not about actually making an appointment

- when the very first thing said is a question is about my cock size

- when the very first thing said is a question is about my prices. in particular, i mean - without even a “hello, how are you doing” first.

- when the caller sounds young and i can hear voices in the background

- when someone wants me to describe what i would do to them, or how a role play could be acted out.

- when i get a first caller who says “if this works out, it’ll be a regular thing.” mind you, i have many regular clients - but not ONE of them ever said such a thing to me!

 

on that last flag... well, actually ONE did... proving that this is just a red flag, and not a hard-core rule. in fact with all of the above, there are obviously exceptions that do result in actual appointments. still, i have heard that line SO MANY TIMES, i basically take what they are saying and figure it won’t work out... which is the opposite of what they are trying to have me believe.

 

I'd like to ask the question from a different perspective. What questions should a client be asking in order to make an escort realize it is an honest inquiry? In my day-life I tend to be curt and to the point. It seems that I am not getting a high percentage of responses with this approach. Just curious?

 

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cheers,

Dave

[seeker630]

I ask everyone that calls me where did they find me. I like for a person to be able to say massage m4m or masseur finder. I'm not a big fan of a friend told me. my opinion on that is masseurs and escorts deserve the same discreet and respect clients ask for. if a friend told them then a friend needs to learn to keep their mouth shut.

 

Joseph, can you explain your reasoning here? If you're advertising, why do you disapprove of 'word of mouth' referrals?

[josephga]

I won't even answer the phone if the calls blocked. I've had emails where contact ended once I told them they needed to call to finalize and to get my address.

I use to have this one guy that called every friday and would purposely call during off hours and leave a sexually in content message. I've had guys call wanting to disuse my past in the military. Or asking what do I like to do with guys? I'm running a massage studio that stuffs none of their business.

[zeyfur]

My favourite escort tells me that requests for bareback tell him that the client is full of shit !

[+ glutes]

Was the church check good?

 

My favorite stalker has apparently found me once again and is sending me emails under multiple names, etc. The guy is too stupid to realize that his writing style is always similar—he has a tendency to misspell the same words, and so on. What tactics do you use to separate the liars from the good guys?

 

You mean Hugs Chuck50 is after you??

[Michael Wayne]

exactly what THE LEGEND SAID!

[JoeyBryant]

When they text a number on 1 ad, and then 30 seconds later text a different number on a different ad. After midnight

[down_to_business]

Simple- his lips are moving. Or wait- does that one have something to do with lawyers?

[JoeyBryant]

Guys, I think it's important to remember that some of these time wasters and Bullshitters aren't all just crazy guys on the other line.

 

I believe some of them are other escorts too. The competition. Especially when traveling. On my last trip, I had a ton of emails that ended up bogus despite it being a good trip anyway. 1 'client' emailed me about meeting up. I responded I'd arrive Tuesday. Then I get, "sorry, I leave for New York that day". I mention that I could come in a day sooner, and got no response. I assume it was just jealousy on the part of someone else.

 

Don't think other escorts don't have 2 or 3 different numbers too. Some guys can get jealous and be a little mischievous, but it's just part of the territory. They're watching and keeping tabs, and they'll try to distract you with their bullshit. Hopefully most of us here are a lot further along than that.

[scottspearsxxx]

I would say that the majority of my clients are truthful and upfront. I know that a client is full of shit in a couple of ways. 1.) He will not give me his name and cell phone number. I need this in the case that I am late due to traffic or for hotels to get thru the lobby sometimes. 2.) the address he gives me is not founds on mapquest, GPS, etc... as I keep my GPS up to date. 3.) The time and date keeps getting changed every day. I know things happen and things change but not that often or 4.) They want phone sex ahead of time and are on the phone longer than a couple of minutes to talk and get to know each other. Thanks just my experience with a few guys. Overall when guys call me they have either seen me before, seen films I have done, got referrals from other clients or checked out my reviews like here on Daddys Reviews.