Is the word "HUNG" Misunderstood ?

[jjkrkwood]

As a self professed seeker of SIZE, I look thru the escort ads for the biggest numbers...

Often the ad will say HUNG. But lets face it, arent ALL guys HUNG ????? The real message is in HOW HUNG ??????? Sometimes the escort will say, but often its left for you to decide by the pics he has posted (sometimes Fakes). Or the pic has been "altered" to some degree, of shows a nice looking sized cock but NO balls making him look like a eunich..... For me, its the 3-piece set as a total package...

 

Is the word HUNG misused and misunderstood ??? Does the word compensate for lack of a pic ? If the escort says he is hung, but shows NO pic of his equipment at all, do you believe him??? Of course if you go by "word of mouth" your chances of being disappointed are lessened, but every guys definition of what he considers HUNG is different. Or is there some standard as to what HUNG is defined as. ? :o

[Diverdan]

Good question... I am sure there is no exact definition for the word, it is all in the eye of the beholder or the advertizer. IMHO experience, however, most of the time that I see the word and see the equipment, it is usually at least 7.5 and more often 8 or more. But part of the definition, again IMHO, is how the equipment is used !@! I've been with guys that are small, but WOW, what an experience. I have also been with guys who were "very well hung" and had miserable experiences. Not sure this has helped, but unless you ask specific questions of someone you are interested in, you will have a lot of variation in the definition. Good luck finding what you want.

[jjkrkwood]

Good question... I am sure there is no exact definition for the word, it is all in the eye of the beholder or the advertizer. IMHO experience, however, most of the time that I see the word and see the equipment, it is usually at least 7.5 and more often 8 or more. But part of the definition, again IMHO, is how the equipment is used !@! I've been with guys that are small, but WOW, what an experience. I have also been with guys who were "very well hung" and had miserable experiences. Not sure this has helped, but unless you ask specific questions of someone you are interested in, you will have a lot of variation in the definition. Good luck finding what you want.

 

Thanks for sharing your experiences Dan. I guess what we can take away from this is that its usually "all trial and error, AND luck". LOL

[seeker630]

As a self professed seeker of SIZE, I look thru the escort ads for the biggest numbers...

Often the ad will say HUNG. But lets face it, arent ALL guys HUNG ????? The real message is in HOW HUNG ??????? Sometimes the escort will say, but often its left for you to decide by the pics he has posted (sometimes Fakes). Or the pic has been "altered" to some degree, of shows a nice looking sized cock but NO balls making him look like a eunich..... For me, its the 3-piece set as a total package...

 

Is the word HUNG misused and misunderstood ??? Does the word compensate for lack of a pic ? If the escort says he is hung, but shows NO pic of his equipment at all, do you believe him??? Of course if you go by "word of mouth" your chances of being disappointed are lessened, but every guys definition of what he considers HUNG is different. Or is there some standard as to what HUNG is defined as. ? :o

 

I think you stated the main point to remember: every guys definition of what he considers HUNG is different. It will differ among clients, and it may differ between the escort & the client. As a top, I don't give size a high priority (though, all other things being equal, 'bigger is better' to play with.) For me, an escort should have 8 or more to justify the term. (I suspect other members here might rasie the bar a bit.) And unless I see a convincing photo, I won't assume the term is justified until I see it in person.

[jjkrkwood]

I think you stated the main point to remember: every guys definition of what he considers HUNG is different. It will differ among clients, and it may differ between the escort & the client. As a top, I don't give size a high priority (though, all other things being equal, 'bigger is better' to play with.) For me, an escort should have 8 or more to justify the term. (I suspect other members here might rasie the bar a bit.) And unless I see a convincing photo, I won't assume the term is justified until I see it in person.

 

as they say "SEEING IS BELIEVING", but by the time you get to see it, you've already committed to spend your $300, and may not get your monies worth. LOL. I honestly think escorts should offer TEST DRIVES

[seeker630]

as they say "SEEING IS BELIEVING", but by the time you get to see it, you've already committed to spend your $300, and may not get your monies worth. LOL. I honestly think escorts should offer TEST DRIVES

 

You and dfermer!

 

And I'm not committing to $300 without some sort of proof or trusted third-party confirmation before-hand!

[Michael Wayne]

I like the test drive idea. That is why for years I have always offered an on-site satisfaction guarantee or you don't pay deal to every client. That means when they first see me if I don't meet or exceed my pics they can walk and also when they see my dick if it isn't 9 inches and thick as I advertised there is no obligation. I do not believe in false advertising or inflated numbers. I also believe in current pics and revealing pics. "HUNG," is 7 to 7.5 on a ruler measured from the top to the tip and at least 5" of girth (circumference). "HUGE," is 8 or 8.5 and at least 5.5 girth. " Monster," is 9 and up with 6 or greater girth. Monsters are rare indeed. Many claim to have one but real life experiences teach us that in reality they are extremely rare. This is why I have had such great success in this biz for so many years because I actually deliver what I advertise. All my best guys: http://www.rentboy.com/mikey9nola1

[Steven_Draker]

I honestly think escorts should offer TEST DRIVES

 

A test drive? Are you buying a car, honey?

[jjkrkwood]

I like the test drive idea. That is why for years I have always offered an on-site satisfaction guarantee or you don't pay deal to every client. That means when they first see me if I don't meet or exceed my pics they can walk and also when they see my dick if it isn't 9 inches and thick as I advertised there is no obligation.

 

SOLD !!!!!!!!

[jjkrkwood]

A test drive? Are you buying a car, honey?[/color]

 

 

NO, but I AM buying..... hahahahaha. the orig comment was made "tongue in cheeks" WINK !

 

And thanks for calling me honey, its sooooo romantic and gave me the boyfriend experience I always wanted, and at No charge.....;-)

[Scorpio]

also when they see my dick if it isn't 9 inches and thick as I advertised there is no obligation.

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This is a legimate question. You constantly talk about your 9 inches but, frankly, the photographic evidence tends to belie the point. The standard soda can is 4 13/16 inches in height, meaing a 9 inch penis would extend 4 3/16 inches beyond the top of the can. In one of your pictures, you penis appears to extend no further than an inch beyond the can. In the other, it appears to extend 2 to 3 inches at best. So when you measuring, what is your stopping and starting point in arriving at the stated measurement? Is the measurement taken on top or underneath?

 

I don't really care about size. But stand a ruler up next to soda can and you'll see that soda can is probably not the prop that you should be using to reinforce size.

 

I do not believe in false advertising or inflated numbers.

 

What's your stand on deflated numbers? Since your ads continue to understate your age by 7-8 years, even after you "proudly" came out as a 44 year old a few weeks back.

[gcursor]

Group hug

 

Ah....I can feel the love out here. Come on..everybody get together for a group hug now!!

Gcursor

 

 

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This is a legimate question. You constantly talk about your 9 inches but, frankly, the photographic evidence tends to belie the point. The standard soda can is 4 13/16 inches in height, meaing a 9 inch penis would extend 4 3/16 inches beyond the top of the can. In one of your pictures, you penis appears to extend no further than an inch beyond the can. In the other, it appears to extend 2 to 3 inches at best. So when you measuring, what is your stopping and starting point in arriving at the stated measurement? Is the measurement taken on top or underneath?

 

I don't really care about size. But stand a ruler up next to soda can and you'll see that soda can is probably not the prop that you should be using to reinforce size.

 

 

 

What's your stand on deflated numbers? Since your ads continue to understate your age by 7-8 years, even after you "proudly" came out as a 44 year old a few weeks back.

[jawjateck]

I don't about misunderstood, but I do know the word is meaningless to me. I'll take a versatile, passionate guy swinging an average or small cock any day over those who have to brain drain too much to get their wood up. HA!

[jjkrkwood]

I don't about misunderstood, but I do know the word is meaningless to me. I'll take a versatile, passionate guy swinging an average or small cock any day over those who have to brain drain too much to get their wood up. HA!

 

Well, I have to say jawja, that my experience with the "BIGGIES" is that a little bit of Magic Tongue goes a long way to sucksess. Never had any prob with the big ones being able to get hard. AND I have deleted the words small and average from MY vocabulary.....

[mansniffing]

Let's put it this way: If someone is "hung like a horse" that pretty much explains itself. Porn stars Ben Andrews and Chad Hunt fit that description. Hung in general is in the eye of the beholder . . . and to paraphrase David Hume: "Hung in things exists merely in the mind which contemplates them."

[Michael Wayne]

Scorpio redefines the word ignorance. I think he is just jealous. LOL (if he is right then all my reviewers are liars and thousands of satisfied clients were wrong too) also: when EVERY ESCORT advertises his real age then I will too. My penis size is 100% accurate and I encouage all my new clients to BRING YOUR RULER. If I don't , "measure up," then you don't pay. and for the record in over a decade in this bussiness I have never had one client dissatisfied with the size of my cock. Again: READ ALL MY REVIEWS PLEASE! What a ridiculous post and waste of forum space. I try to be nice but when I am insulted it is hard not to at least defend yourself

[mansniffing]

Scorpio redefines the word ignorance. I think he is just jealous. LOL (if he is right then all my reviewers are liars and thousands of satisfied clients were wrong too) also: when EVERY ESCORT advertises his real age then I will too. My penis size is 100% accurate and I encouage all my new clients to BRING YOUR RULER. If I don't , "measure up," then you don't pay. and for the record in over a decade in this bussiness I have never had one client dissatisfied with the size of my cock. Again: READ ALL MY REVIEWS PLEASE! What a ridiculous post and waste of forum space. I try to be nice but when I am insulted it is hard not to at least defend yourself

 

What is going on here? Scorpio was only stating his opinion. "Hung" like beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It's all so relative.

[JT Brooklyn]

Anyone who is Paying for nothing more than a "Working Guys piece of Meat" should really be just looking for a Hot Bathroom and be saving a bundle in the process!

 

Yes I do believe "HUNG" on HBO is returning!

[jjkrkwood]

Anyone who is Paying for nothing more than a "Working Guys piece of Meat" should really be just looking for a Hot Bathroom and be saving a bundle in the process!

 

LOL, thats quite funny BG. You described ME !!!!!! I am willing to pay by the pound for a huge piece of MEAT, but I guess I want muscles thrown in, and a guy that isnt a total Asshole. If could find it in a bathroom, i would, but the smell of rancid piss makes my eyes water and is counter-productive to MY servicing. (Oops, kinda sounds like I've done it before). As far as saving a bundle, WHY BOTHER ? You cant take it with you and I dont need to leave it behind for someone else to enjoy. I've worked too hard.

[Scorpio]

Scorpio redefines the word ignorance. I think he is just jealous. LOL (if he is right then all my reviewers are liars and thousands of satisfied clients were wrong too) also: when EVERY ESCORT advertises his real age then I will too. My penis size is 100% accurate and I encouage all my new clients to BRING YOUR RULER. If I don't , "measure up," then you don't pay. and for the record in over a decade in this bussiness I have never had one client dissatisfied with the size of my cock. Again: READ ALL MY REVIEWS PLEASE! What a ridiculous post and waste of forum space. I try to be nice but when I am insulted it is hard not to at least defend yourself

 

For the record, I’m jealous of neither you nor your penis. I wasn’t expressing doubt about the size of your penis; I merely pointed out that the props that you’re using to reinforce size have the exact opposite effect.

As for your reviews being positive proof of your penis size, that’s all subjective as well. Just as escorts sometimes exaggerate the size of their penis, clients and reviewers sometimes exaggerate and/or underreport those measurements as well. I used to hire a guy that has long since retired. I enjoyed every single minute with him. His penis was probably the average 5 inches at best and I could have cared less. But there were reviews that described that very same penis as being 6, 7 even 8 inches length. So yes clients exaggerate. I have numerous examples but that one will suffice.

Again, I’m not saying that any of your clients have exaggerated, merely saying that it happens. And I’m happy that they’re all satisfied that's truly the most important thing.

I honestly don’t care about penis size, yours or anyone else’s. As far as the penis goes, the only thing I care about is that he has one. Otherwise, I’m just as happy with a 5 as I am with a 6, 7, 8, 9 or 10 (10 being the largest one that I’ve ever personally encountered.)

What I do care about is hypocrisy. You claim to care about honesty in advertising yet lie about your age in yours. You created a thread once to specifically call out an escort for obviously lying about the size of his penis, yet you lie about your age. You justify lying about your age because well everyone knows that escorts lie about their age and why should you be honest if they aren't. So let me get this straight, escorts lying about their penis size is bad in your opinion , but escorts lying about their age is okay. If you don’t see the apparent hypocrisy in your viewpoint, then exactly which one of us is ignorant?

 

As for the suggestion via PM that I hire you and find out about your penis in person, thanks but no thanks.

[jjkrkwood]

For the record, I’m jealous of neither you nor your penis. I wasn’t expressing doubt about the size of your penis; I merely pointed out that the props that you’re using to reinforce size have the exact opposite effect.

As for your reviews being positive proof of your penis size, that’s all subjective as well. Just as escorts sometimes exaggerate the size of their penis, clients and reviewers sometimes exaggerate and/or underreport those measurements as well. I used to hire a guy that has long since retired. I enjoyed every single minute with him. His penis was probably the average 5 inches at best and I could have cared less. But there were reviews that described that very same penis as being 6, 7 even 8 inches length. So yes clients exaggerate. I have numerous examples but that one will suffice.

Again, I’m not saying that any of your clients have exaggerated, merely saying that it happens. And I’m happy that they’re all satisfied that's truly the most important thing.

I honestly don’t care about penis size, yours or anyone else’s. As far as the penis goes, the only thing I care about is that he has one. Otherwise, I’m just as happy with a 5 as I am with a 6, 7, 8, 9 or 10 (10 being the largest one that I’ve ever personally encountered.)

What I do care about is hypocrisy. You claim to care about honesty in advertising yet lie about your age in yours. You created a thread once to specifically call out an escort for obviously lying about the size of his penis, yet you lie about your age. You justify lying about your age because well everyone knows that escorts lie about their age and why should you be honest if they aren't. So let me get this straight, escorts lying about their penis size is bad in your opinion , but escorts lying about their age is okay. If you don’t see the apparent hypocrisy in your viewpoint, then exactly which one of us is ignorant?

 

As for the suggestion via PM that I hire you and find out about your penis in person, thanks but no thanks.

 

WOW, Great re-buttal Scorpio, but I wouldnt expect anything less from a Scorp (assuming thats your sign).... But I must add that the interaction between you and Mikey would be way more fun if done in a vat of jello...... Think about it guys. and to Mikey: if you give me a "freebie" i'll report back to the group :p:p

[Epigonos]

Another interesting topic in a silly sort of way. If I remember correctly the average American male’s cock is about five (5) inches soft. I’ve been hiring escorts now for about ten years. During those ten years I have hired dozens and have yet to haul out a ruler and measure the guy with whom I’m playing. I remember reading once that when asked if “she” preferred large cocks to small one a female prostitute answered that she would rather work with something that she “could move up on rather than have to back away from”. I, personally, have always seen a degree of logic in her thinking. I am many things including a “body fascists” but I have never been a “size queen”. My uneducated guess is that “many” of the escorts who claim to have nine (9) inch plus cocks are really about eight (8) inches.

 

In the end I will readily and happily admit that I am a total and complete “cock hound”. I derive great pleasure playing with cocks of all sizes, colors and shapes. I am very non-discriminating.

 

P.S. By the way Scorpio I assume your birth sign is scorpio which if indeed it is we share the same one. I love the idea that we who share this sign are ruled by our sex organs. Let's hear it again for COCKS

[Michael Wayne]

nice reply Scorpio and very intelligently written. I guess certain escorts are not for certain clients and vise-versa. I think your comments are disturbing in one way. This is a review site and to question the legitimacy of all the reviews is to question the very veracity of this site and its' operators. If a guy has 10 reviews and they all say he has and 8 inch cock he HAS an eight inch cock. If the reviews vary widely then there may be issues there. Notice on my daddys, m4rn and rentboy reviews that EVERY review is consistent. Also, many active members of this forum know me and are clients currently. If what I claim is not true then don't you think at least one of them would speak up? As far as age is concerned my pics are CURRENT and my on-site guarantee that I match my pics puts guys at ease. I am NOT a hypocrite as I stated my age on this forum . ,"Lying," as you call it is a strong word which 97% of escorts are guilty of. It has always been a part of the biz . When I started I was in my early 20's and I always said 28 or so cause alot of guys will NEVER hire younger no matter how mature you are. Now I am on the other side of the spectrum along with MOST of the leading guys in America. The clients say they want mature, masculine and muscled but IN GENERAL no matter what they say they will not hire above a certain age so if you state a number you shut out 80% of new clients. Brad Pittt is HOT in his LATE 40's but if he were an escort and admitted he is 47 or so very few guys would call him. that is a fact.........I was thrilled to be wednesday's cover boy ." Boy" (at my age!) LOL . anyway check it out if yall want and let me know how you think I am aging. All my best to Scorpio and everyone else. http://www.rentboy.com/mikey9nola1

[+ deej]

"Lying," as you call it is a strong word which 97% of escorts are guilty of. It has always been a part of the biz .

 

*cough*

 

Exposing those lies is one reason this site was started.

[jjkrkwood]

I will agree with Mikey on one hand that AGE of escorts is part of the Fantasy the client pays for if in fact this is an important criteria for him. I am less concerned with age than I am about size, but thats just ME.... I think the underlying issue here is misrepresntation and I agree with Scorpio on that issue, that any misrepresentation to a client that is being asked to PAY for a service is dishonest, although again, I do understand the escorts reason for doing so. Like anything else, we all will never AGREE on every issue, but we should just respect each others rights to have an opinion and leave it at that.