Ought There Be A Law...

[Gar1eth]

Gar So let me be clear, you really can't abide seafood to the point that it ruins sex with an escort and you will not let him know this as it may cause him distress to the point that the weekend is strained. Do you set yourself up for failure in all aspects of your life or only this one?

 

I just reread my OP. I don't think I said that it had actually happened. I'm just afeared it will happen some day. But I don't think I'd really tell someone-- aside from my brothers here on the Forum. I'd be fairly po'ed if someone told me I couldn't eat something I wanted-- assuming the reason wasn't a deadly allergy or something similar.

 

G

[jjkrkwood]

The problem is it is so unusual to not like seafood. And I feel that if I am going to be with the guy for a weekend-- that might start it off on a bad note as a difficult to please client.

 

G

 

Gar, obviously if you can afford to book a weekend, you can afford to find a nice SteakHouse ? Tell the escort you are alergic to seafood, and that will get you off the hook. (no pun intended)....

[Toulouse]

I wish people would tell me things like that...If I'm having dinner with someone, I would want them to tell me before I order if they find the odor of my entree choice repugnant. Honesty and openness is always the best path to a strong friendship AND a successful escort encounter. If I were you, G-man, I would definitely tell the guy I'm hiring upfront and in a polite way how I felt about seafood. Even if I don't know someone very well, I try to quietly let them know if there is something I feel they would want to know (toilet paper hanging out of their pants, spinach on their teeth, etc.) I will mention it. Usually there is a sincere "thank you for letting me know."

[Zapped]

I'm not an escort, and it would be nice to hear from more escorts on whether or not they would mind being asked to order something other than seafood.

 

You're PAYING the escort. You are buying his dinner. You are engaging him to fulfill your fantasies, to meet your needs (that can be met appropriately by his service). I'm sure every escort has had much more unusual, and what would be to some people bizarre, requests than to eat something other than seafood at dinner.

 

If I were an escort, I'd want to know that my client disliked seafood--and I would be happy not to order it. And I'd bet that is the case with all the real pros here.

[JackTwist]

Posting this just for the halibut...

 

So, I'm betting this guy isn't on Gman's wish-list of future hires:

 

http://blogs.smarter.com/blogs/guests/edited%20fish%20oil%20breathe.JPG

[Okliehomo]

Afeared... really?

 

Had no idea that was even a word... like ascared??? Apparently not.

 

You know.... as for watching escorts eat afearing things and waiting for the afearing results... one does aponder.... aren't there worst problems than bad breath?? On an overnight.

 

Justice has Gouda grits every time...with all kinds of crazy seafood... and no issues. He made Chris taste the grits this last time and Chris hated them... and we were all, like, "You've had worst things in your mouth...."

 

He agreed.

 

What a trouper, Chris is.

 

What a complete and total professional. Into it, into it, into it.

 

Flew in early, sealed the deal, just us. Stayed up really late, after 3 hours with everybody at it, still sealed the deal, across the hall, just us. Then, had to get up SO early to make a flight because his other job screwed up the flight that I booked for him and after a very hot shower, he sealed the deal yet again, kinda wetly... butt... oh, so sexily....

 

I am afeared that Chris is a.MAZING!!!

 

Just a... saying.

 

Okie

[jawjateck]

Stayed up really late, after 3 hours with everybody at it, still sealed the deal, across the hall, just us.

 

Okie...you did Chris across the hall.....in my room! Now I'm really jealous!

[Scorpio]

The suggestion of taking them to a nice steakhouse is all well and good, but you have to remember some of these guys don't eat red meat. It sort of how the maintain the bodies that we so often desire. So you take them to a steakhouse, you're almost ensuring that they'll eat the one or two fish items.

 

For instance, I've known Brockus (Brock Hart) for well over 7 years. I've lost track of the weekends, overnights and meals that we've shared. But in all that time, I've never seen him eat read meat (with possible exception of maybe a piece bacon or sausage at breakfast). The thing I've seen him eat most often is fish tacos. That being said, I know that if he knew you had an aversion to fish that he would have gladly found something else to eat and it would have in no way affected your weekend. I'm sure the same could be said of most escorts.

[Gar1eth]

So, I'm betting this guy isn't on Gman's wish-list of future hires:

 

http://blogs.smarter.com/blogs/guests/edited%20fish%20oil%20breathe.JPG

 

Ahh Jack,

 

We've never even met-- and yet you know me so well.

 

Chortlingly Yours,

 

Gman

[Gar1eth]

Had no idea that was even a word... like ascared??? Apparently not.

 

You know.... as for watching escorts eat afearing things and waiting for the afearing results... one does aponder.... aren't there worst problems than bad breath?? On an overnight.

 

Justice has Gouda grits every time...with all kinds of crazy seafood... and no issues. He made Chris taste the grits this last time and Chris hated them... and we were all, like, "You've had worst things in your mouth...."

 

He agreed.

 

What a trouper, Chris is.

 

What a complete and total professional. Into it, into it, into it.

 

Flew in early, sealed the deal, just us. Stayed up really late, after 3 hours with everybody at it, still sealed the deal, across the hall, just us. Then, had to get up SO early to make a flight because his other job screwed up the flight that I booked for him and after a very hot shower, he sealed the deal yet again, kinda wetly... butt... oh, so sexily....

 

I am afeared that Chris is a.MAZING!!!

 

Just a... saying.

 

Okie

 

Okie,

 

I knew you had another wallapalooza extravaganza coming up. How many were there, who was it, tell me everything!!!!! And no fish stories about the one that got

away!!!

 

G

 

PS and if Jawja was really there, I'm putting my reservations in now for the next one.

AJ and Justice can vouch for me being a good guy.

[jawjateck]

PS and if Jawja was really there, I'm putting my reservations in now for the next one.

 

Nope....ole jawja was not at the most recent shootout at the OKC corrale. Okie mentioned the room across the hall, which was the loveshack for my previous trip to the heartland; it's the room where I retreated from the intensity of the action to catch my breath.

[Juan Vancouver]

You're PAYING the escort. You are buying his dinner. You are engaging him to fulfill your fantasies, to meet your needs (that can be met appropriately by his service).

 

I have to confess that I cringed a little reading this. Yes, it is true that you are paying a fee for your escort's time and it is also true that you are covering his expenses during the time he is spending with you. That however doesn't give you any upper hand in the relationship in any way. Thinking that since you are paying for his time and for his dinner you are entitled to decide what he does or what he doesn't may be taking it a bit too far.

 

I personally would love my partner (dinner partner, travel partner, bed partner, client partner) to let me know if there are things that I could do to make our joined experience more enjoyable. I have received all sort of polite requests about eating or avoiding, about attire, about waking up times, about activities enjoyed. I, to the best of my ability and within my own comfort zone like to comply with such requests because I like our shared experience to be as enjoyable as possible.

 

When it comes to a request to avoid something specific that would revolt my partner, I gladly comply, simply out of civility and consideration, not because he owns me or because he is paying for my dinner. It is just a matter of good manners.

 

I really hope that if one day we spend a long time together, Gman, you will clearly let me know what are those things that rub you the wrong way so that I can avoid them to the best of my ability, instead of having to spend a long weekend wondering why is it that you have been looking at me with a revolted look in your eyes.

 

I am sure you are avoiding to mention this thinking it is out of consideration, but in fact this lack of communication may he hurting you and your partner. We human beings are awfully bad at hiding our emotions, specially strong emotions such as physical revulsion. Don't let him think you are disgusted because of him. Men have incredibly frail self-esteems.

[+ Tygerscent]

The nasty thing in Asparagus is Asparaginine. The things in fish that make it smell fishy is cadaverine and spermamine. Cadaverine is what makes cadavers, (Dead things), smell like they ARE dead~ Spermamine is what makes cum smell like cum~ those two things are in fish~

Beef and poultry will tend to express their scent on your skin as will dairy products. The Japanese call Americans Bata Kusai~ It means "Butter Stinkers" because all the dairy we eat makes us smell like dairy animals. They tend to find it offensive~

Oddly enough. Fish will leave your sweat in your pits and ass etc, more scent free and less heavy~ Beef, L:amb, pork, poultry tend to make one smell gamey sweat-wise~ Go figure~

 

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Desire is easy to suffice and satiate~ Need is the more important then satisfaction. Strive to understand how desires can suffice need and strive for that~ What you need will bring you more then what you desire unless your desires suffice your needs~

 

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Life exists beyond the human experience~

 

However, I do know of one well known escort (I've never hired him but have heard from others) who loves oysters and they tend to act much like an aphrodisiac with the gentleman. If it made him hornier, I'd say go for it. But stress the need for oral hygiene. Not that it has ever been in question with the guy.

 

But on the subject of smells, maybe someone from the learned forum can answer the question about food and smell: What in the hell is it with asparagus? And although I've never thought about it til now, does it affect the smell or taste of cum or is it only piss? Why is asparagus the only food I know of that does that? And why does it only seem to affect men? I've never heard a member of the different gender to raise the question. Just wondering.

[Okliehomo]

Yep..... I did it...

 

In Jawja's room..... three times.... with the guy that has the most beautiful butt that I have EVER seen.... and believe me, boys, I have seen ALOT of beautiful behinds....

 

And the best one ever would be Chris's... dancer perfect ass .. sexy blonde, crazy muscled, and oh so talented with it..... and able to take it, take it, take it..... stay hard, still taking it..... and then use his very long, very pretty dick to turn the tables..... amazing sex and amazingly real and amazingly nice.

 

So fucking special..... the way he talks, laughs, smiles.... just fucking perfect.... especially when he's getting.... um..... fucked....

 

Star of the show, for sure..... like David.

 

Okie