Advice to a client

[Guest mvan1]

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym

when he spotted a handsome escort.

 

He asked the trainer that was near by - -

 

"What machine in here should I use to impress that handsome guy over there?"

 

The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM machine in

 

the lobby.”

[leigh.bess.toad]

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym

when he spotted a handsome escort.

 

He asked the trainer that was near by - -

 

"What machine in here should I use to impress that handsome guy over there?"

 

The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM machine in

 

the lobby.”

 

That's always been my best machine. Thanks for the laugh.

[Steven_Draker]

LOL! PRICELESS ...

 

Thank you, mvan1

[seaboy4hire]

Maybe it's me but I don't think of the guys I've met as atms. They have lunes, interests and feelings like I do.

 

Hugs,

Greg

[leigh.bess.toad]

Maybe it's me but I don't think of the guys I've met as atms. They have lunes, interests and feelings like I do.

 

Hugs,

Greg

 

Greg -- I certainly don't feel lke an ATM with any of the guys I've been with. If anytihng (and don't get any ideas guys about raising your rates) I've been underpaying for what I've gotten out of my times.l But it sure as hell doesn't hurt if I've visited an ATM before I go. They might be a bit less likely for a repeat engagement if I haven't paid for the current one. But maybe that's just my experience.

[Steven_Draker]

Maybe it's me but I don't think of the guys I've met as atms.

 

Neither do I ... but I can appreciate a good joke.

 

This isn't a real life situation, Greg. Relax and don't take things too seriously here.

[Guest mvan1]

 

Maybe it's me but I don't think of the guys I've met as atms. They have lunes, interests and feelings like I do.

 

Hugs,

Greg

 

 

The post was intended as humor. It wasn't intended to report results or findings based on a survey of how escorts or clients feel about one another.

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[bostonman]

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym

when he spotted a handsome escort.

 

But wait - how did the guy (and the trainer) KNOW he was an escort? Did he have a big badge that said "Gay Male Escort" on it or something? ;-)

 

(I'm kidding...but still...) ;-)

[best hotel]

..hey greg...what are "lunes"?

[+ purplekow]

Monday in Spain

[+ deej]

This isn't a real life situation

 

But, like most good humor, it has roots in truth. Or at least in a parody of truth.

 

A dozen years ago on this very weekend (Grabby/IML) in Chicago, I was hanging around with a dozen or so porn stars at a bar event. This was before cell phones were ubiquitous so all of them carried pagers.

 

During the evening, we heard a beeping sound and a dozen hot guys went diving for their coats or backpacks or whatever to see if it was THEIR pager going off, until we all realized the beeping was someone using the ATM on the wall behind us. One of them quipped "same thing, really". Everyone got the humor.

[justaguy]

Monday in Spain

 

or what you can see On Golden Pond

[+ purplekow]

or what you can see On Golden Pond

Unfortunately I get the reference which means I am old enough to be retiring On Golden Pond

[JoeyBryant]

That was just TOO funny.

 

It's always a nice surprise to meet someone who hits the exercise and ATM machines before seeing us :-)

[Poolboy21409]

I thought it was hysterical. Loved it. But I always hate talking about fees with my hires so I just double the stated price in their website (if there is one) and forget the tip!!