What NOT to do

[gcursor]

"this is meant for humor purposes only"

 

So you're ready to hire somebody, huh? Well keep in mind a few simple tips :

 

1. Don't try to impress the person you're with during intimate moments with your impression of John Wayne or Mickey Mouse or Bullwinkle.

2. Don't wear your Darth Vader helmet out to dinner.

3. Don't wear your suitcoat and black leather overcoat to bed along with the pajamas and everything else.

[+ David-SF]

"this is meant for humor purposes only"

 

So you're ready to hire somebody, huh? Well keep in mind a few simple tips :

 

 

2. Don't wear your Darth Vader helmet out to dinner.

 

Unless of course your hoping a storm trooper shows up which from my recollection with you I would not be surprised

[Lohengrin1979]

Well curses....I do a mean Bullwinkle impression if I'm buzzed enough. Sigh. I'll strive to refrain.

 

Lohengrin1979

[gcursor]

resistance

 

Your resistance to the force is most distressing...

 

Unless of course your hoping a storm trooper shows up which from my recollection with you I would not be surprised

[+ honcho]

Well curses....I do a mean Bullwinkle impression if I'm buzzed enough. Sigh. I'll strive to refrain.

 

Lohengrin1979

 

One of the professors in the computer science department at UC Berkeley kept a stuffed Bullwinkle on his computer monitor.

 

When asked about it he said "Bullwinkle is the patron saint of computer programmers" and then did a stunning rendition of

 

This time FER SURE

[leigh.bess.toad]

One of the professors in the computer science department at UC Berkeley kept a stuffed Bullwinkle on his computer monitor.

 

When asked about it he said "Bullwinkle is the patron saint of computer programmers" and then did a stunning rendition of

 

This time FER SURE

 

Gee, all along I've thought the patron saint of computer programmers was whoever invented diet Dr. Pepper and Jolt cola.